Tiger Woods car crash

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:29 am

Worthy4England wrote:
BBC wrote:A woman who denied having an affair with Tiger Woods has cancelled a news conference that was set to take place in Los Angeles. Rachel Uchitel denied having an affair with Tiger Woods. Rachel Uchitel's lawyer was due to speak to reporters - but the briefing has been called off "due to unforeseen circumstances". A statement from attorney Gloria Allred's office did not elaborate on the circumstances of the cancellation.
Cheque's in the post?

..if it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck.....

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:08 am

You gotta love the timing here. This is Golf Digests January cover....

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:23 am

I guess when some of your sporting heros include:

Alex Higgins - alcoholic
Tony Neary - convicted for fraud
Frank Worthy - priest

Then you're rarely going to be disappointed.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:25 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

More interesting happenings in Casa del Tiger.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:20 pm

Bit more mundane than the Sky News story I saw ealrier which made a big thing about him nobbing a pornstar all of 5/6 years ago before he was married like it had something to do with it!!

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:46 am

officer_dibble wrote:Bit more mundane than the Sky News story I saw ealrier which made a big thing about him nobbing a pornstar all of 5/6 years ago before he was married like it had something to do with it!!

Two of the ten (so far) are porn stars. How the hell did he ever get time to practice?

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:19 am

officer_dibble wrote:Bit more mundane than the Sky News story I saw ealrier which made a big thing about him nobbing a pornstar all of 5/6 years ago before he was married like it had something to do with it!!

"romping with" ... for goodness sake, where's your decorum ? (not to mention the 'k' ?)

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:36 am

fatshaft wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:Bit more mundane than the Sky News story I saw ealrier which made a big thing about him nobbing a pornstar all of 5/6 years ago before he was married like it had something to do with it!!
Two of the ten (so far) are porn stars. How the hell did he ever get time to practice?

If the bookies had been a bit quicker yesterday, they could have made a killing on "who's in the ambulance" - perm any one from 12...

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:30 am

fatshaft wrote:You gotta love the timing here. This is Golf Digests January cover....

Apparently he might also be scheduled for an appearance in "Playgirl" too as it appears they might have acquired some pictures of him with his erm <cough> putter <cough> out...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/t ... Woods.html

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:34 am

Worthy4England wrote:
fatshaft wrote:You gotta love the timing here. This is Golf Digests January cover....

Apparently he might also be scheduled for an appearance in "Playgirl" too as it appears they might have acquired some pictures of him with his erm <cough> putter <cough> out...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/t ... Woods.html

Tough month for Tiger Woody.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:39 am

What are the 10 tips that Obama can take from Tiger then?

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:44 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:What are the 10 tips that Obama can take from Tiger then?

Might have to wait until the Playgirl issue comes out to get a better picture.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:56 am

Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:00 am

boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

It was a bit like that old Sesame Street song

"One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just does not belong."

I shall reserve comment on "Reading the Sun in the hairdressers" - it's just wrong on so many levels.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:06 am

Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

It was a bit like that old Sesame Street song

"One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just does not belong."
I shall reserve comment on "Reading the Sun in the hairdressers" - it's just wrong on so many levels.

And here's me thinking it was Foo Fighters!!

Okay, I'll rephrase the first bit. "I was reading what I thought might be the sun, because the Financial Times was taken, by Bazza the local brickie who was getting his ears lowered between pints during his 3 hour lunch"

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:10 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:What are the 10 tips that Obama can take from Tiger then?

I suspect "don't do it with a cigar and an intern in the Oval Office" might be up there.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:00 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

It was a bit like that old Sesame Street song

"One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just does not belong."

I shall reserve comment on "Reading the Sun in the hairdressers" - it's just wrong on so many levels.

This! First of all, hairdressers?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:05 pm

Okay, Barber shop

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:12 pm

boltonboris wrote:Okay, Barber shop

Better, now, Sun?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:27 pm

Prufrock wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Okay, Barber shop
Better, now, Sun?

Not really, took too much off! I look like a soldier now!

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