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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:18 pm

went round this evening to a neighbour of one of my churches - he lives next to one of our halls and had phoned me up to complain about a pumping Drum 'n Base teenagers party we booked a couple of weeks ago - apparently it was so loud he couldn't hear his telly - and went on until "all hours"...

anyway - he proudly showed me his new i-phone and told me he'd downloaded an app so that next time it happens he can measure the decibel level! 8)

I thought of you all and sighed a little! :wink:

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Post by jaffka » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:20 pm

Can he download some earplug app????

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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:21 pm

jaffka wrote:Can he download some earplug app????
:D y'see - that'd be actually useful!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:05 pm

Perhaps he could download the get a life before worrying about others app.
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Post by as » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:52 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Perhaps he could download the get a life before worrying about others app.
:lol:
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Post by Athers » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:06 pm

App haters gonna love this but I just got the Sleep Cycle app, put the phone in the corner of the bed and it measures movement in the mattress and therefore ---_supposedly_ how deep your sleep is

Went to bed / woke up: 01:13 / 09:00
Total time: 7h 46m

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I got up for a piss about 745 but don't remember moving in the night obviously.

The app is supposed to start waking you up at the best part of the cycle within half an hour of your alarm time (in my case it was 9am today), but it has to get used to me for a couple of days apparently.

Anyway should be interesting if I ever remember to set it after I've been on the sauce.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:11 pm

Athers wrote:App haters gonna love this but I just got the Sleep Cycle app, put the phone in the corner of the bed and it measures movement in the mattress and therefore ---_supposedly_ how deep your sleep is

Went to bed / woke up: 01:13 / 09:00
Total time: 7h 46m

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I got up for a piss about 745 but don't remember moving in the night obviously.

The app is supposed to start waking you up at the best part of the cycle within half an hour of your alarm time (in my case it was 9am today), but it has to get used to me for a couple of days apparently.

Anyway should be interesting if I ever remember to set it after I've been on the sauce.
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Post by Athers » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:13 pm

Since I live on my own maybe that's for the best.
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Post by thebish » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:05 pm

Athers wrote:App haters gonna love this but I just got the Sleep Cycle app, put the phone in the corner of the bed and it measures movement in the mattress and therefore ---_supposedly_ how deep your sleep is

Went to bed / woke up: 01:13 / 09:00
Total time: 7h 46m

Image

I got up for a piss about 745 but don't remember moving in the night obviously.

The app is supposed to start waking you up at the best part of the cycle within half an hour of your alarm time (in my case it was 9am today), but it has to get used to me for a couple of days apparently.

Anyway should be interesting if I ever remember to set it after I've been on the sauce.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:36 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:'i-phone, i-pod, i-mac, i-pad, i-m a fecking idiot' is always my defence when im asked why i dont have an i-phone yet!

i do want one tho, but dont tell anyone...
just hopped on the bandwaggon :oops:

and loaded all the apps listed here! :pissed:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:31 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:'i-phone, i-pod, i-mac, i-pad, i-m a fecking idiot' is always my defence when im asked why i dont have an i-phone yet!

i do want one tho, but dont tell anyone...
just hopped on the bandwaggon :oops:

and loaded all the apps listed here! :pissed:
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Post by FD » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:33 pm

Can't remember if I mentioned it, but the "OpenFeint" app is like XBOX LIVE, achievements, friends etc, but the standalone app also has a free game every day, sometimes they are pretty good too.

Also, Street Fighter IV is on sale on iTunes for 3 days only, from £6.99 it's now £3.99. Worth it but only if you can cope with on screen joysticks, I can't, but it's still a very very impressive game.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:10 pm

took the ice cream out the freezer to let it soften a bit before tackling it with the spoon - thought id have a look at this angry birds... i now have a tub of warm Mcdonalds milkshake!

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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:56 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:took the ice cream out the freezer to let it soften a bit before tackling it with the spoon - thought id have a look at this angry birds... i now have a tub of warm Mcdonalds milkshake!
isn't there a soften hard ice-cream app???

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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:45 am

cant believe it dosent let you create and use different profiles!? :?

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Post by thebish » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:33 am

General Mannerheim wrote:cant believe it dosent let you create and use different profiles!? :?
useless pile of junk! :wink:

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:21 pm

The missus dowloaded a running app.. Basically it tracks you via GPS and when you get home you plug it in, it shows you the route, the distance in miles and kilometers, plus any hilly inclines, your estimated calorie burn and wether or not you stopped for a slash. Gives you your quickest and slowest kilometer etc... Brilliant application
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Post by Raven » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:42 pm

Line up for your slaps!

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Post by thebish » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:48 pm

boltonboris wrote:The missus dowloaded a running app.. Basically it tracks you via GPS and when you get home you plug it in, it shows you the route, the distance in miles and kilometers, plus any hilly inclines, your estimated calorie burn and wether or not you stopped for a slash. Gives you your quickest and slowest kilometer etc... Brilliant application

how long before someone pops up on the Jeremy Kyle show and states that her boyfriends satellite tracker app. gave him away shagging tracey at number 56?

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Post by chester white » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:48 pm

Just come across "Whatsapp" which costs 59p on the iPhone

A messaging service similar to Ping but now means you can message people from iPhone to Blackberrys and vice-versa, as well as iPhone to iPhone etc.
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