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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:09 am

Hoboh wrote:Oi Pru knocking the church is one thing, its full of humans, be very carefull with the God bit mate.

Post as top minster for you LK, alongside Worthy. :mrgreen:
Worthy is happy to take the "God portfolio", as long as they get a vote.

We can weave bits of it nicely into the Justice portfolio. "If thy eye offends thee etc."

I think we might also introduce a new crime of "Coveting", which would probably mean we were able to deal with scrotes before they'd actually committed a crime.

We might need a focus group around where exactly to pitch the crime of coveting his ass (and for that matter his ox, but I think the latter is already a crime apart from in Wales)
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:23 am

I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:28 am

bobo the clown wrote:I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !

I fear we will never know - SirNut reserves his witty intellect purely for the discussion of football.
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Post by seanworth » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:39 am

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !

I fear we will never know - SirNut reserves his witty intellect purely for the discussion of football.
Cheers for clearing that up for me. :wink:
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:49 am

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !

I fear we will never know - SirNut reserves his witty intellect purely for the discussion of football.
At the moment Mr Riding is keeping his particular wisdom back for the BWFC Facebook page.
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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:55 am

East Lower wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !

I fear we will never know - SirNut reserves his witty intellect purely for the discussion of football.
At the moment Mr Riding is keeping his particular wisdom back for the BWFC Facebook page.

ooh - I've never been there!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:48 pm

:conf:
Who's Mr Riding?
Businesswoman of the year.
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:53 pm

CrazyHorse wrote::conf:
Who's Mr Riding?
Sir Nut
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:54 pm

thebish wrote:
East Lower wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I was just wondering what Sir Nut's take on this would be.

One thing's for sure, Kevin Davies would be behind it all.

Megson for Pope !

I fear we will never know - SirNut reserves his witty intellect purely for the discussion of football.
At the moment Mr Riding is keeping his particular wisdom back for the BWFC Facebook page.

ooh - I've never been there!
You're not missing much - full of little scrotey kids with comic middle names such as 'Petrov' or 'Klasnic' or 'BWFCtilidie' etc :crazy:
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:46 pm

Well Dickhead ol' pontiff has compared Atheism to Nazism. How would he know? He's never been an atheist.
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Post by William the White » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:28 pm

Prufrock wrote:Well Dickhead ol' pontiff has compared Atheism to Nazism. How would he know? He's never been an atheist.
:lmfao:
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:31 pm

Prufrock wrote:Well Dickhead ol' pontiff has compared Atheism to Nazism. How would he know? He's never been an atheist.
How do you know it's sometimes tough being blind? You've never been blind...

How do you know the BNP are wrong - you've never been a party member?

I thought in Pruworld, people were allowed to do what they wanted, pretty much - I guess that's qualified with "As long as it's in the Gospel according to Pru"

Etc. Etc.

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Post by William the White » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:51 pm

I think, Worthy, you need to compare something with something to fit Pru's rubric and make this response fit.

My favourite comment was reported in today's Guardian - six miracles were reported yesterday - including the face of Jesus in a pepper... :lol:
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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:56 pm

William the White wrote:I think, Worthy, you need to compare something with something to fit Pru's rubric and make this response fit.

My favourite comment was reported in today's Guardian - six miracles were reported yesterday - including the face of Jesus in a pepper... :lol:
maybe you're lacking in artistic imagination William... you need some soul and whimsy in your life... you're far too literal... :wink:
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Post by William the White » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:58 pm

Jesus in a pepper made me go a bit whimsical...

Have you obtained The Book of Chameleons yet, thebish?
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:06 pm

William the White wrote:I think, Worthy, you need to compare something with something to fit Pru's rubric and make this response fit.

My favourite comment was reported in today's Guardian - six miracles were reported yesterday - including the face of Jesus in a pepper... :lol:
Ok, just to humour you - although I think you probably could have made the logical extension. :D

Pru, the BNP are just fine upstanding members of the community with a slightly differing political view point. How do you know this isn't correct if you've never been a member of the BNP?

That do ya William?

Oh and leave the bloke who invented that really clever cube out of this....
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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:07 pm

William the White wrote:Jesus in a pepper made me go a bit whimsical...

Have you obtained The Book of Chameleons yet, thebish?
not yet, sir.

here's Wenger in a pepper... it's a miracle!

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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:10 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Well Dickhead ol' pontiff has compared Atheism to Nazism. How would he know? He's never been an atheist.
How do you know it's sometimes tough being blind? You've never been blind...

How do you know the BNP are wrong - you've never been a party member?

I thought in Pruworld, people were allowed to do what they wanted, pretty much - I guess that's qualified with "As long as it's in the Gospel according to Pru"

Etc. Etc.

:roll:

I suspect Pru's comment was not really an actual comparison - but a veiled way of saying that pope benedict is a Nazi (which is a common charge, easily made - but, I suspect, a bit lazy)
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:33 pm

East Lower wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote::conf:
Who's Mr Riding?
Sir Nut
... & in a moments' supreme irony he leaves out a 'd' thus even misspelling his own chosen name.

So, does this mean there is light at the end of the tunnel ?

This could be the Pope's 7th miracle of the day !!!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:03 am

Worthy4England wrote:
William the White wrote:I think, Worthy, you need to compare something with something to fit Pru's rubric and make this response fit.

My favourite comment was reported in today's Guardian - six miracles were reported yesterday - including the face of Jesus in a pepper... :lol:
Ok, just to humour you - although I think you probably could have made the logical extension. :D

Pru, the BNP are just fine upstanding members of the community with a slightly differing political view point. How do you know this isn't correct if you've never been a member of the BNP?

That do ya William?

Oh and leave the bloke who invented that really clever cube out of this....
Not sure how this is difficult. The only time I have argued against freedom of expression for the BNP was Nick Griffin going on question time when they were what has since been proven an illegal party. Otherwise they have freedom to say what they want and I have freedom to call them c*nts. That's how it works. Both ways, always.
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