Whats the most trouble you have got into at school?

[Gary the Enfield]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

[Gooner Girl]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

'Fight like a girl'?! Do i need to come and kick your arse again to stop such sweeping sexist generalisations?!

[bobo the clown]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

'Fight like a girl'?! Do i need to come and kick your arse again to stop such sweeping sexist generalisations?!

Yeah ... off you go.

Just so long as we don't have to watch you throw something ..... or reverse park.

[Gooner Girl]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

'Fight like a girl'?! Do i need to come and kick your arse again to stop such sweeping sexist generalisations?!

Yeah ... off you go.

Just so long as we don't have to watch you throw something ..... or reverse park.

I'll kick yours too whilst i'm at it!

[Gary the Enfield]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

'Fight like a girl'?! Do i need to come and kick your arse again to stop such sweeping sexist generalisations?!

Again?

[Worthy4England]

On the basis that one foot is heading for GtE and t'other heading for Bobo.

No pinching or hair pulling please.

[Gooner Girl]

I never really got into any trouble because I'm such a girly swat.

Swot?

Or do you fight like a girl?

'Fight like a girl'?! Do i need to come and kick your arse again to stop such sweeping sexist generalisations?!

Again?

Don't worry, i'll go get Bobo first - he's been calling my daughter a boy and insinuating i pee in swimming pools on facebook. I'm kind, i'll save your duffing up til after the marathon (when you can barely move )

[Gooner Girl]

On the basis that one foot is heading for GtE and t'other heading for Bobo.

No pinching or hair pulling please.

I'll save that for when i come round yours shall i?

[thebish]

On the basis that one foot is heading for GtE and t'other heading for Bobo.

No pinching or hair pulling please.

I'll save that for when i come round yours shall i?

go for that chin...

[Worthy4England]

On the basis that one foot is heading for GtE and t'other heading for Bobo.

No pinching or hair pulling please.

I'll save that for when i come round yours shall i?

go for that chin...

Yeah, you try finding the one with the jaw in it.

[Gooner Girl]

On the basis that one foot is heading for GtE and t'other heading for Bobo.

No pinching or hair pulling please.

I'll save that for when i come round yours shall i?

go for that chin...

Yeah, you try finding the one with the jaw in it.

[Gary the Enfield]

Tell you what GG I'll give you a chance. I'll let you know my race number so you can try and spot me on the day. As I run past you can try and kick my arse which should spur me over the line. Just make sure you're stood at the corner of Birdcage Walk and The Mall. ;0)

[Gooner Girl]

Tell you what GG I'll give you a chance. I'll let you know my race number so you can try and spot me on the day. As I run past you can try and kick my arse which should spur me over the line. Just make sure you're stood at the corner of Birdcage Walk and The Mall. ;0)

What do you mean 'TRY and kick your arse'?!

[Gary the Enfield]

Tell you what GG I'll give you a chance. I'll let you know my race number so you can try and spot me on the day. As I run past you can try and kick my arse which should spur me over the line. Just make sure you're stood at the corner of Birdcage Walk and The Mall. ;0)

What do you mean 'TRY and kick your arse'?!

I mean, you'll have to catch me first.

[Gooner Girl]

Tell you what GG I'll give you a chance. I'll let you know my race number so you can try and spot me on the day. As I run past you can try and kick my arse which should spur me over the line. Just make sure you're stood at the corner of Birdcage Walk and The Mall. ;0)

What do you mean 'TRY and kick your arse'?!

I mean, you'll have to catch me first.

How far into the marathon is that?! I'll catch you

[Gooner Girl]

Tell you what GG I'll give you a chance. I'll let you know my race number so you can try and spot me on the day. As I run past you can try and kick my arse which should spur me over the line. Just make sure you're stood at the corner of Birdcage Walk and The Mall. ;0)

What do you mean 'TRY and kick your arse'?!

I mean, you'll have to catch me first.

How far into the marathon is that?! I'll catch you

Durrr. Its still early in the morning - just realised the malls the end! You'll be knackered then and hobbling along cos you have overdone it cos of your piriformis Perhaps i won't have the heart to kick your arse even if you do make sweeping sexist generalisations about how girls fight!

[BWFC_Insane]

Think I got the slipper in primary school for something like throwing a pot of paint at one of the girls in my class.

Makes me smirk reading this thread though, according to some, kids today are "out of control" and would be so much better behaved if teachers could cane/slipper/beat them mercilessly....Seems that the evidence in this thread suggests that is most definitely NOT the case!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I wagged school one day, one day out of 5 years...im such a rebel.

[Dujon]

. . . Makes me smirk reading this thread though, according to some, kids today are "out of control" and would be so much better behaved if teachers could cane/slipper/beat them mercilessly....Seems that the evidence in this thread suggests that is most definitely NOT the case!

Oh, I don't know, my Insane friend. Children are children after all is said and done. The main difference is that if there are no consequences for misbehaviour (including physical action for the more serious offences) then where is the deterrent for those who ignore the verbal dressing downs to which teaching staff (and parents) are these days confined. It seems that there will always be a very small minority that ignores any sort of retribution and, in effect, become the recidivists of the future. The rest, the vast majority, learn by their mistakes and the consequences of such.

[BWFC_Insane]

. . . Makes me smirk reading this thread though, according to some, kids today are "out of control" and would be so much better behaved if teachers could cane/slipper/beat them mercilessly....Seems that the evidence in this thread suggests that is most definitely NOT the case!

Oh, I don't know, my Insane friend. Children are children after all is said and done. The main difference is that if there are no consequences for misbehaviour (including physical action for the more serious offences) then where is the deterrent for those who ignore the verbal dressing downs to which teaching staff (and parents) are these days confined. It seems that there will always be a very small minority that ignores any sort of retribution and, in effect, become the recidivists of the future. The rest, the vast majority, learn by their mistakes and the consequences of such.

Considering the stuff people got up to, as admitted in this thread, when such deterrents were very much present, myself included, I'm not sure that argument holds up.