Please, please let this be the last ever Take That thread...

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Batman » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:51 am

Gertie, what in the name of holy Jesus are 'wankering songs' ?????????
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:58 am

Batman wrote:What inane drivel.

Almost as bad as and rap or RnB bollocks.

Take That and the above constitute music written by wankers for wankers.
Well Batty,


I'm guessing that music written by wankers for wankers are wankering songs?? I'm not sure.... But as I like them I guess that put me in the wankery category??? I thought that boys would be more likely to be there - but hey if the shoes fit then join them!!!!
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Post by Batman » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:00 pm

You strange, strange girl :D
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:08 pm

Batman wrote:You strange, strange girl :D
Thanks - I think :?

In general??

Or for liking Take That?????

Or Both??????????????????????????? :D
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Post by warthog » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:11 pm

Gertie wrote:Oh Hoggie....

Not a fan of the ballads?????

Righto I've got the message loud and clear....

I'll keep my wankering songs in my head, in that way that can't cause any more harm....

Be safe out there...

TT Never Forget
Maybe I've misjudged the lads. Let's take a look at those lyrics again.

Why can't I wake up with you
So you're there when I open my eyes
Baby why can't I wake up with you
You're my life

So good to be near you, so dark when you walk from my side
Baby why can't I wake up with you, you're my life, you're my life.

At first I thought that this was some soppy git in need of a lobotomy, but now I realise that there is hidden meaning.

Clearly, this song is about a couple, living in poverty, who've had the electricity cut off and only have one torch and a camp bed between them, which they take turns to sleep on.
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Post by Batman » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:13 pm

Gertie wrote:
Batman wrote:You strange, strange girl :D
Thanks - I think :?

In general??

Or for liking Take That?????

Or Both??????????????????????????? :D

Both :D


Gertie you got my 4000th post :pissed:
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:42 pm

Batman wrote:
Gertie wrote:
Batman wrote:You strange, strange girl :D
Thanks - I think :?

In general??

Or for liking Take That?????

Or Both??????????????????????????? :D

Both :D


Gertie you got my 4000th post :pissed:
Wahey Batty!!! Thanks, and I shall use it wisely...

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:53 pm

Gertie,

If you like 'em, then fill yer boots! Enjoy. (I'd still go for the six-inch nails though!)

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:02 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Gertie,

If you like 'em, then fill yer boots! Enjoy. (I'd still go for the nine-inch nails though!)

:D
Good call.
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Post by Gnome » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:16 pm

Relight my fire
your love is my only desire
relight my fire
cos i neeeeeeeeeeeeed your love
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Post by Batman » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:17 pm

Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:51 pm

Batman wrote:Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
As much as I love the smiths...I'm still in Take That mode for the time being. In fact I'm off to get my 'TT' and Mark Owen dolphin tattoos done tomorrow.

I really shouldn't post on here after I've has a few beers should I?
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:27 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Batman wrote:Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
As much as I love the smiths...I'm still in Take That mode for the time being. In fact I'm off to get my 'TT' and Mark Owen dolphin tattoos done tomorrow.

I really shouldn't post on here after I've has a few beers should I?
That's the spirit Crazy, I can teach you a few routines and before long you'll be belting out the Lulu solo whilst wearing leather and devil horns....

I really can't wait for Saturday :D
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:35 pm

Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Batman wrote:Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
As much as I love the smiths...I'm still in Take That mode for the time being. In fact I'm off to get my 'TT' and Mark Owen dolphin tattoos done tomorrow.

I really shouldn't post on here after I've has a few beers should I?
That's the spirit Crazy, I can teach you a few routines and before long you'll be belting out the Lulu solo whilst wearing leather and devil horns....

I really can't wait for Saturday :D
You clearly didn't see me doing karaoke in the Church Inn, Little Lever in 1998 then did you? I was on fire:D
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:41 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Batman wrote:Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
As much as I love the smiths...I'm still in Take That mode for the time being. In fact I'm off to get my 'TT' and Mark Owen dolphin tattoos done tomorrow.

I really shouldn't post on here after I've has a few beers should I?
That's the spirit Crazy, I can teach you a few routines and before long you'll be belting out the Lulu solo whilst wearing leather and devil horns....

I really can't wait for Saturday :D
You clearly didn't see me doing karaoke in the Church Inn, Little Lever in 1998 then did you? I was on fire:D
Yeah and you're lucky I could get my hands on more whiskey or you'd have been on fire for a lot longer! :twisted:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:55 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Batman wrote:Death for no reason is murder

(Meat is Murder - the Smiths)
As much as I love the smiths...I'm still in Take That mode for the time being. In fact I'm off to get my 'TT' and Mark Owen dolphin tattoos done tomorrow.

I really shouldn't post on here after I've has a few beers should I?
That's the spirit Crazy, I can teach you a few routines and before long you'll be belting out the Lulu solo whilst wearing leather and devil horns....

I really can't wait for Saturday :D
You clearly didn't see me doing karaoke in the Church Inn, Little Lever in 1998 then did you? I was on fire:D
Yeah and you're lucky I could get my hands on more whiskey or you'd have been on fire for a lot longer! :twisted:
:P

You're just jealous because I sing like an angel.. :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:58 pm

you'd be singing as an angel if I'd had anything to do with it
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:04 pm

communistworkethic wrote:you'd be singing as an angel if I'd had anything to do with it
:P :P :P
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:06 pm

CrazyHorse wrote: I'm the Charlotte Church of the North West,
Permanently pished and with big knockers???
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:07 pm

Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote: I'm the Charlotte Church of the North West,
Permanently pished and with big knockers???
You'd better believe it!
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