TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:49 pm

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So Phil, I want to sign these two in the January transfer window, we owe William Gallas one, and that moaning bastard Wenger won't know who he wants banned for it.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:53 pm

Knight in White Satin.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:04 pm

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"Ah, so these are these Burkas then, are they?"
I really wanted to enter this, but I can't. Because Bruce has spoilt it by being brilliant.
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Post by 2399 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:14 pm

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I'm The Real estate Agent and this here's the Lawyer
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:09 pm

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"Big Brother: Resurrection" auditions welcome some old faces.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:05 pm

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I'm The Real estate Agent and this here's the Lawyer
well I'm off for a week now & so decision needs making ... & this is my fave.

Over to you number 2399 ....
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Post by 2399 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:13 am

Hope this ones good enough...I couldn't decide.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:24 am

2399 wrote:Hope this ones good enough...I couldn't decide.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:01 am

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And even if the camera would have caught him touching them with his hand twice, he'd still get away with it.
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Post by seanworth » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:20 pm

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What is John Terry's signature doing there?
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Post by Raven » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:39 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:46 pm

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:31 pm

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If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:42 pm

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Va Va Voom.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:24 pm

Excusez moi, vous avais Barthez et Stephen Ireland dans ton chemise! :shock:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:35 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Excusez moi, vous avais Barthez et Stephen Ireland dans ton chemise! :shock:
I may find that funny, if I could speak Spanish
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:49 pm

Well, if I don't post, somebody else will...

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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:01 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Excusez moi, vous avais Barthez et Stephen Ireland dans ton chemise! :shock:
vous and votre OR tu and ton.... but not vous and ton, surely?? :wink:
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:15 pm

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Gary the Enfield wrote:Excusez moi, vous avais Barthez et Stephen Ireland dans ton chemise! :shock:
vous and votre OR tu and ton.... but not vous and ton, surely?? :wink:
Chemise is feminine so it would be ta rather than ton. And avais should be avez.

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Post by Verbal » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:18 pm

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