TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:50 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:12 pm

jaffka wrote:Oh bollox I have burst my colostomy chop...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:14 pm

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Post by jaffka » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:23 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
jaffka wrote:Oh bollox I have burst my colostomy chop...

If any credit comes of this then pass it to caps
Hmmmmmmmmm!
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Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:32 am

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"And this bit here is why they call me Cunty Chops".
:lol: Can't attempt to beat that Bruce.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:05 pm

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:03 pm

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Look here right here, see this twitch? Kevin Davies did that to me.

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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:49 am

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If I put my finger here, I stop twitching, but I can't be stood araaaaand all day like this!
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:14 pm

Hello Lord Kangana? Are you there?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:15 pm

Aye.

I gave you all a gimmee, and you gave me that shite.

Bruce wins by default. Very disappointed. I need a drink.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 am

i know its not my turn but this picture tickles me every year....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:42 am

We can go with that if you like, General. Game on.
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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:51 am

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Dinging his dong merrily on the high street?

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Post by seanworth » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:57 am

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:20 am

With Tevez signing for Bolton in the January transfer window, General Mannerheim is forced to carry out his promise.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:55 am

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:05 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:22 am

Benitez returns to Liverpool and proves that his IS a prick.
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Post by seanworth » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:51 am

bobo the clown wrote:Benitez returns to Liverpool and proves that his IS a prick.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:23 am

just wanted an excuse to post this... go!

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