TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu May 19, 2011 9:32 am

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Here you go.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu May 19, 2011 10:51 am

Cheers Bruce.

Try this then....

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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it is the England team's unanimous verdict that "going" outdoors is actually much easier for men...
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Raven » Thu May 19, 2011 12:12 pm

The England Cricket team still hadn't managed to perfect their syncronised yoga routine
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu May 19, 2011 1:24 pm

The England team's attempts to toughen up for the Ashes went disastrously wrong when they tried to adopt the 'Haka' and Vaughan refused to stick his tongue out.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu May 19, 2011 1:36 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by 2399 » Thu May 19, 2011 4:21 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by boltonboris » Thu May 19, 2011 5:44 pm

Hahahahahaha!

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Prufrock » Thu May 19, 2011 5:59 pm

He is ace.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Prufrock » Thu May 19, 2011 9:34 pm

'Snow White and the Seven Slips- a Cricketing Take on a Classic'. IT'S BEHIND YOU!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Raven » Fri May 20, 2011 12:06 pm

A very small tiny white snake tried to slip past the England fielders
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 20, 2011 12:13 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri May 20, 2011 1:36 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Cheers Bruce.

Try this then....

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat May 21, 2011 10:24 pm

"It's shit cricket isn't it?"

"To think that some folk call it a sport and we just stand around like this in between sandwich breaks"
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed May 25, 2011 12:27 pm

Raven wrote:A very small tiny white snake tried to slip past the England fielders
Winner because I hadn't even noticed it! Very good.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Raven » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:12 am

I'll let someone else post a pic as I have no idea how to do it :)
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:26 pm

OK, let's try this ...

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