TW Caption Competition Part 2
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WINNER! Over to you, I.BWFC_Insane wrote:As Clegg posed in a photoshoot for "Cameron's 31st bright idea to boost the Lib Dem profile" it suddenly dawned on him he was being stitched up.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorreeeeeeeeeey
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Cheers Bruce.
Try this then....

Try this then....

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it is the England team's unanimous verdict that "going" outdoors is actually much easier for men...
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2
The England Cricket team still hadn't managed to perfect their syncronised yoga routine
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The England team's attempts to toughen up for the Ashes went disastrously wrong when they tried to adopt the 'Haka' and Vaughan refused to stick his tongue out.
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Police seek serial push iron thief in St John's Wood shocker!
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Hahahahahaha!
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He is ace.
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... when all of a sudden, the leapfrog competition was disturbed by a streaker
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'Snow White and the Seven Slips- a Cricketing Take on a Classic'. IT'S BEHIND YOU!
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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... and then came the cry ... "British Bulldog !!"
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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A very small tiny white snake tried to slip past the England fielders
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The Canal St First XI took to the field.
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Participants in this year's Annual Outdoor Farting Competition are required to wear white in order to aid the judges.BWFC_Insane wrote:Cheers Bruce.
Try this then....
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"It's shit cricket isn't it?"
"To think that some folk call it a sport and we just stand around like this in between sandwich breaks"
"To think that some folk call it a sport and we just stand around like this in between sandwich breaks"
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Winner because I hadn't even noticed it! Very good.Raven wrote:A very small tiny white snake tried to slip past the England fielders
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I'll let someone else post a pic as I have no idea how to do it 

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OK, let's try this ...


Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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