Today I'm happy about......
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- Bruce Rioja
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Sorry Dan, do you mean has my Godson got anywhere with his cricket? If so then he's still playing for Derbyshire Colts.bwfcdan94 wrote:Did he get anywhere, come on tell us the story.Bruce Rioja wrote:It was the exact same week one year ago when Godson plays cricket for Derbyshire against the feral youths of other counties at Shrewsbury School.bobo the clown wrote:Blimey, That must have been a while ago.
The Anise remains good btw.
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Bruce Rioja wrote:London and Shrewsbury. See, it's all about the high-life with me, KidAnnoyed Grunt wrote:You off anywhere?Bruce Rioja wrote:Oooo, Colin. You're a day ahead of me.Annoyed Grunt wrote:No more work for 2 weeks.......
You?
Really? Anywhere near me?
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Chiswick, but I could always alter my route to accommodate. Not sure which days yet though as it depends on the arrival of the royal baby (long story).Gary the Enfield wrote: Really? Anywhere near me?
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Bruce Rioja wrote:Chiswick, but I could always alter my route to accommodate. Not sure which days yet though as it depends on the arrival of the royal baby (long story).Gary the Enfield wrote: Really? Anywhere near me?
Is it yours?

Give us a bell. Be good to catch up for a jar (or two).
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Well, the royal baby's Uncle Harry certainly isn't Prince Charles's, so you never know.Gary the Enfield wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Chiswick, but I could always alter my route to accommodate. Not sure which days yet though as it depends on the arrival of the royal baby (long story).Gary the Enfield wrote: Really? Anywhere near me?
Is it yours?![]()
Give us a bell. Be good to catch up for a jar (or two).

Agreed. I'll see what I can sort out.
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Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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mrkint wrote:Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So, are you Sean Verey, from Bristol?
Or have you posted the wrong clip?
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the link's working for me?
I'm not sean verey from bristol, no. He's a different Sean.
the link's working for me?
I'm not sean verey from bristol, no. He's a different Sean.
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Might be my shit phone, but it just points me to a tranche if YouTube clips of which Sean Verey is top.mrkint wrote:?
the link's working for me?
I'm not sean verey from bristol, no. He's a different Sean.
Which one am I looking for?
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It's just a vid entitled Sean. The one at the top here. mobile link http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Uploaded by Al Provolone if that helps.
Uploaded by Al Provolone if that helps.
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s'all right. S'me my phone. Now it won't play the clip with sound. I'll try later.
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Looking forward to it by the way.
when I get the feckinphone working.

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You've got balls of steel lad. You hardly died on yer arse. Audience seemed to be rooting/routing(?) for you although the chap walking over in the middle of your set was a bit odd - thought he was invading the stage to chin ya!mrkint wrote:Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Fair play best of luck to him, hope he makes it.Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry Dan, do you mean has my Godson got anywhere with his cricket? If so then he's still playing for Derbyshire Colts.bwfcdan94 wrote:Did he get anywhere, come on tell us the story.Bruce Rioja wrote:It was the exact same week one year ago when Godson plays cricket for Derbyshire against the feral youths of other counties at Shrewsbury School.bobo the clown wrote:Blimey, That must have been a while ago.
The Anise remains good btw.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Ok, am home, proper coverage and therefore have listened/ watched.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Looking forward to it by the way.when I get the feckinphone working.
Very good... really.
To be honest, it was not the greatest stand up gig I've ever heard, but it was far far far better than the usual beginner's dross. Quite original too (in a limited way).
Ok proper criticism [insofar as I mean what I'm about to say is meant to help you be even better next time].
3 observations:
Develop more of the Bolton theme, and don't be ashamed to wholeheartedly rip content from off here for example.
S L O W D O W N a bit. Not too much, but you're a tad too fast with some of the delivery, especially on the telling points in the EDL/Greggs thing.
And, try it without using your right hand as much. It was more distracting than adding to the story. I'd suggest practicing without using it at all and then in a gig, bringing it out on the emphasis when your body naturally does stuff other than stand there. More effective that way.
And finally, take me on as your agent, it's about time I discovered somebody.
Well done. If that was one of your shitter gigs then you've got real talent for stand up.
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Do you have to drive to Belper for a signal or summat?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Looking forward to it by the way.when I get the feckinphone working.

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I told him people thought he meant Mecca bingo!Harry Genshaw wrote:You've got balls of steel lad. You hardly died on yer arse. Audience seemed to be rooting/routing(?) for you although the chap walking over in the middle of your set was a bit odd - thought he was invading the stage to chin ya!mrkint wrote:Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
He did die, in that people didn't laugh, but the audience were f*cking dense. They went mental over some 'eccentrics' doing silly voices and taking their shirts off. Sometimes the audience are right. Sometimes they're just thick.
I was well prepared (and not at all looking forward to

He didn't bring the hot American friend though, so lost marks for that.
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It was the right link for me but the audio wasn't good for these old ears. Still, I could here the audience titter now and then so ir couldn't be all bad.mrkint wrote:Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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mrkint wrote:Evidence of the relative failure last night! also, turns out I overran by a minute. Whoops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5APEh4RjOY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Seriously fella that was briiliant. Your cahoonas must be mahoosive to put yourself through that.
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No Bruce, I just need to be in a pub what has WiFi if they say they have. Not somewhere where it takes 20 minutes just to refresh the feckin page.Bruce Rioja wrote:Do you have to drive to Belper for a signal or summat?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Looking forward to it by the way.when I get the feckinphone working.
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