Today I'm angry about.....

[Lord Kangana]

They haven't officially recognised it as a religion though. So you can commit religous hate-crime against a Jedi anytime you feel.

[thebish]

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries

Shows we've still got a sense of humour in Britain (I hope).

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist...

[TANGODANCER]

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries

Shows we've still got a sense of humour in Britain (I hope).

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist...

There are allusions to mystical sense awareness in every major religious bible ever. The Freemasons have been practising it for centuries. They'll believe what they will; it's just those face-concealing masks, cloaks and light sabres I object to.

[Horza]

don't know what they're carrying underneath them robes

[thebish]

...it's just those face-concealing masks, cloaks and light sabres I object to.

live and let live I say... they can wear what they like.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

[thebish]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

apat from tango objecting to their clothing - then I don't think anyone said there was a problem - did they?

[CrazyHorse]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

apat from tango objecting to their clothing - then I don't think anyone said there was a problem - did they?

Well I for one can't stand them. Rebel scum. Mincing around, making things float, telling me that these aren't the droids I'm looking for. Wankers.

[Il Pirate]

Thanks guys for the concern re my bank/card. I topped up my mobile (o2) with my new card, so had to input the 3 numbers on the back of the card. The fraud guy I spoke to, who wouldn't confirm it was this; but immediatly after I inputted my details, two top ups were made of 30 quid each, not by me, hopefully to a phone which may be traced. (Don't know the chances of this, but probably very slim). After these two top ups, the spending spree started. Can someone get details like that from a phone? I know they can be hacked into, but I thought it was just politicians and movie stars, (and maybe jordan).The bank have been very good and are refunding monies spent, it's just disconcerting to think that there's someone out there pretending to be me............. Boy, they must be handsome.

[superjohnmcginlay]

This census thing I've just received. I get fined if I don't do it? Are they taking the piss? It's too long, I haven't that sort of attention span.

Has 'Jedi Knight' make it into the religions bit?

No just your standard ones and "other, write in". The box isn't very big though, it won't fit everydayalcoholist.

[Raven]

Cyclists...not all of them just one dick this morning, down the road from me we have a small narrow humped back bridge controlled by lights, lights were green as I approached it so I carried on.....only to meet a bloody cyclist who ignored the red light his side, as it was a humped back bridge you could not see him, how I missed him I have no idea, lucky I was not driving a transit or large 4 x4 as he would be strawberry jam..fecking idiot

[TANGODANCER]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

apat from tango objecting to their clothing - then I don't think anyone said there was a problem - did they?

Dear Lord above bish. I started off about having a sense of humour. Do I really have to put a smiley on everything? Who the hell would take that comment seriously? It was a joke...

[thebish]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

apat from tango objecting to their clothing - then I don't think anyone said there was a problem - did they?

Dear Lord above bish. I started off about having a sense of humour. Do I really have to put a smiley on everything? Who the hell would take that comment seriously? It was a joke...

do I have to put a smiley next to everything?? who on earth would take that seriously?? It was a joke...

[TANGODANCER]

Jedi is as credible as any of those other made-up religions. If they want to put it down then what's the problem?

apat from tango objecting to their clothing - then I don't think anyone said there was a problem - did they?

Dear Lord above bish. I started off about having a sense of humour. Do I really have to put a smiley on everything? Who the hell would take that comment seriously? It was a joke...

do I have to put a smiley next to everything?? who on earth would take that seriously?? It was a joke...

[Lofthouse Lower]

will you two just give it a bloody rest

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Leave it to the mods. The all-seeing eye is iin the room.

[P.O.S.]

Being stood in middle of Manchester at 3am this morning trying to drag my absolutely leathered girlfriend home after being woken up by a garbled and hysterical phonecall didn't start today off in the best manner.

Me in scruffy old parka and jeans trying to force a girl who could barely stand and dressed in going out clothes to walk with me as taxi drivers and pissed up students looked on suspiciously must have been some sight.

I hope the hangover lasts all day today for her while im in work all day after less than 2 hours' sleep!

[thebish]

Leave it to the mods. The all-seeing eye is iin the room.

well, put it away, Zulu!!

[Bruce Rioja]

fecking about obtaining 'Halal Compliance' certificates for products that don't even come into contact with food!

[General Mannerheim]

not angry just made me laugh - went in a butty shop today, was stood waiting for my order when this dreadlocked scrubber type came in. she scanned the menu then asked, 'Does your turkey breast come from battery farmed hens?" i shit you not!