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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bijou Bob » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:03 am

Sorted, cheers!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Prufrock » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:35 am

What was it, IT tips from Enfield?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:37 pm

Just back from Peuto Banus - It's just fecking Benidorm for the Millennium. Massively underwhelmed!
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:11 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Just back from Peuto Banus - It's just fecking Benidorm for the Millennium. Massively underwhelmed!
It were shite when I visited some 20 odd years back. I'm surprised Dan hasn't mentioned it in his A-Z of Shit Places.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:54 am

Prufrock wrote:What was it, IT tips from Enfield?

:shock: :evil:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:32 pm

Olaf Lies, a Volkswagen board member and economy minister of Lower Saxony has told Newsnight some staff acted criminally over emission cheat tests

If ever you wanted to clear your good name and convince the world all is well, clearly the man for the job.

Well it amused me, anyhow.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:17 am

£52 to have a wisdom tooth hacked out!!

Still, the drugs were good. Apparently I came round from the sedation talking absolute shite. There are clearly those yet to familiarise themselves with my contribution here. ;)
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Post by thebish » Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:55 pm

Leopard Tank brake test... I think the people standing there are the ones who designed the brakes - or summat...

since I replaced the pads on my er5 - I'd (errrrrrrrr......) maybe (not) be happy to do summat similar!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Hoboh » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:55 am

Good nighterrr morning UK, good whatever, wherever you are.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:49 pm

Being on the Painting thread made me wonder where's the Pencilbiter?
I've not seen his moniker since I got back from furlough.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:24 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Being on the Painting thread made me wonder where's the Pencilbiter?
I've not seen his moniker since I got back from furlough.
Milan, just now.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:32 pm

^^ with his dog !
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:17 pm

bobo the clown wrote:^^ with his dog !

Would you believe - Yes?!?!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:18 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Being on the Painting thread made me wonder where's the Pencilbiter?
I've not seen his moniker since I got back from furlough.
Milan, just now.

just back in London today, I believe...
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:42 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:^^ with his dog !

Would you believe - Yes?!?!
and why not indeed...
Here's mine about to ascend Monte Bregagno

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and on the way down
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:48 am

Your dog is beautiful though, Spotty, and doesn't look like a fecking board duster!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:52 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Your dog is beautiful though, Spotty, and doesn't look like a fecking board duster!
:lol: (that's a bit harsh, board duster!)
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:57 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Your dog is beautiful though, Spotty, and doesn't look like a fecking board duster!
A constantly surprised and indignant looking board duster at that. Sat on its very own leather AlItalia seat ready for take off.

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:25 am

Our Oscar :oyea:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:48 am

Oscar's looking a bit miffed, I think he's saying "come ooooon, we've miles to go yet"
(Plus, that puddle in the pothole in front of him, although upside down, slightly resembles the outline of a dog you'd describe as board-dustery.)
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