Today I'm angry about.....

[TANGODANCER]

not angry just made me laugh - went in a butty shop today, was stood waiting for my order when this dreadlocked scrubber type came in. she scanned the menu then asked, 'Does your turkey breast come from battery farmed hens?" i shit you not!

Think I might have said "No, we plug em in the mains"

[Dujon]

It's a reasonable question, General. After all a female turkey is a hen.

[Gary the Enfield]

It's a reasonable question, General. After all a female turkey is a hen.

....and from the description I doubt she'd eat cock.

[Hoboh]

fecking about obtaining 'Halal Compliance' certificates for products that don't even come into contact with food!

Don't employ illegals then!

[Bruce Rioja]

fecking about obtaining 'Halal Compliance' certificates for products that don't even come into contact with food!

Don't employ illegals then!

We don't, but do go on.

[Hoboh]

Knoooobs who hijack private property!!!!!!! I don't care if its Madafis the scrotes should be shot!
Whats the difference between them invading in the cause of humanity and me invading libya in the name of protecting the peoples ecconomy? None as far as I can tell.

[Hoboh]

fecking about obtaining 'Halal Compliance' certificates for products that don't even come into contact with food!

Don't employ illegals then!

We don't, but do go on.

Do I have too put a smiley every comment?

[William the White]

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries

Shows we've still got a sense of humour in Britain (I hope).

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist...

Is there anything less rational about Jedi-ism than Christianity?

[TANGODANCER]

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries

Shows we've still got a sense of humour in Britain (I hope).

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist...

Is there anything less rational about Jedi-ism than Christianity?

Probably not to an atheist.

[William the White]

^^^ I can think of several defences of christianity myself, as a social construct, compared to jedi-bollocks... but not in rational terms...

but am prepared to be convinced...

[TANGODANCER]

^^^ I can think of several defences of christianity myself, as a social construct, compared to jedi-bollocks... but not in rational terms...but am prepared to be convinced...

Not by me. Give unto Obi the things that are Obi's etc.

[William the White]

^^^ I can think of several defences of christianity myself, as a social construct, compared to jedi-bollocks... but not in rational terms...but am prepared to be convinced...

Not by me. Give unto Obi the things that are Obi's etc.

A rare surrender is appreciated...

[TANGODANCER]

^^^ I can think of several defences of christianity myself, as a social construct, compared to jedi-bollocks... but not in rational terms...but am prepared to be convinced...

Not by me. Give unto Obi the things that are Obi's etc.

A rare surrender is appreciated...

Don't be silly. Christians never retreat or surrender, just smile, pat your head and pass on our way.

[a1]

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist..

Is there anything less rational about Jedi-ism than Christianity?

the midichlorians might know

[2399]

Got my fortnightly money today and had 40 bucks.
Bought lunch so I had 30.

went to th ABC shop and saw 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps' season 1 and 2 for 15 so I got it for my partner.
(she doesnt love it we just watched ages ago online)

then I went to JB hifi and saw Shameless S2 and all Red Dwarfs for 15.98 (again; for my partner), I had 15.55.

then I saw bloody Doctor who, Tome Bakers first show 'Robot' for $13, I had to have it even though I already have it in perfect condition downloaded of the internet plus pictures of it and a cover to make a nice personal DVD....I don't know whether I did the right thing or if I am an idiot.

THEN I went to a bookshop that has $7 dvds and 2 for $12... and they now have WWE Dvds

I have $2 so I am begging my partner to go back tommorow and for me to get a KFC ultimat burger meat for $10 (which I'll then won't eat or buy and go look at the bookshop.)
And I'll try to convince her to buy Shameless and red dwarf for herself using our food and petrol and bill money. Because I like buying stuff

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I wish I lived in Australia. The lifestyle sounds just breathtaking.

[thebish]

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries

Shows we've still got a sense of humour in Britain (I hope).

not just a joke though... there is a Jedi "church" and people who are deadly serious about it... I heard one of their people interviewed yesterday - and he prattled on about mystical self-awareness in the manner of a scientologist...

Is there anything less rational about Jedi-ism than Christianity?

not really sure where your question stems from - as I was not saying one is more rational than the other - merely that contrary to popular opinion, the Jedi thing is not just a census campaign against intrusive questioning - but is an actual church with actual commited followers.

are you trolling again william?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Look, bishop, if your lot brings in something as cool as lightsabers or the Force then maybe one day you'll be as awesome as the Jedi.

[thebish]

Look, bishop, if your lot brings in something as cool as lightsabers or the Force then maybe one day you'll be as awesome as the Jedi.

this is you isn't it??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

[BWFC_Insane]

I wish I lived in Australia. The lifestyle sounds just breathtaking.

I have to say that this has had tears streaming down my face in the office this morning.

Brilliant.