What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[thebish]

His Mum - I would.

"Sonny had taken about 10 sips - he was obviously intoxicated.
I immediately went into a panic and a rage - I was crying my eyes out."

steer well clear!!

[boltonboris]

Crazy crying birds are the best shags!!

[General Mannerheim]

Jamies up Angel for a change

[jaffka]

Crazy crying birds are the best shags!!

along with the ones you suprise who pretend that they dont really want it

[boltonboris]

Exactly!!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

'does this handkerchief smell funny to you?'

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Sometimes you've just got to go right back to basics.
Now some months ago I noticed my belly beginning to put on a wee tiny spread, so I thought before I accept the ravages of time and beer I'd try and do something about it, and therefore I resolved to stop eating luncheon at work. Indeed I went further and stopped breakfast and supper. I allowed myself 1500 calories a day, (so after I deducted the, on average, three pints a day that I allowed myself) that left enough calories for one meal at teatime. And I increased my exercise to do running on Saturdays and Sundays, every Saturday and Sunday. Plus I started doing core work exercises to develop that six-pack I've never had. Anyway, today I reached my target weight of 10 stone, and the gut is gone. So I've just celebrated:
For the first time in months, I've just eaten an entire tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup with a couple of doorstops of bread. The most stupendously gorgeous meal I've ever had in my lifetime, bar none.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I might open another...

[Lord Kangana]

A bit of a waste of a diet if Heinz Tomato Soup is all you've been building up to, isn't it?

[William the White]

Sometimes you've just got to go right back to basics.
Now some months ago I noticed my belly beginning to put on a wee tiny spread, so I thought before I accept the ravages of time and beer I'd try and do something about it, and therefore I resolved to stop eating luncheon at work. Indeed I went further and stopped breakfast and supper. I allowed myself 1500 calories a day, (so after I deducted the, on average, three pints a day that I allowed myself) that left enough calories for one meal at teatime. And I increased my exercise to do running on Saturdays and Sundays, every Saturday and Sunday. Plus I started doing core work exercises to develop that six-pack I've never had. Anyway, today I reached my target weight of 10 stone, and the gut is gone. So I've just celebrated:
For the first time in months, I've just eaten an entire tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup with a couple of doorstops of bread. The most stupendously gorgeous meal I've ever had in my lifetime, bar none.

You thin bastard!

[William the White]

To Manchester with friends... Felicini... I like...

[TANGODANCER]

Wife's making Tortilla Espanola right now. Smells lovely but I've been warned away till it's done.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Sometimes you've just got to go right back to basics.
Now some months ago I noticed my belly beginning to put on a wee tiny spread, so I thought before I accept the ravages of time and beer I'd try and do something about it, and therefore I resolved to stop eating luncheon at work. Indeed I went further and stopped breakfast and supper. I allowed myself 1500 calories a day, (so after I deducted the, on average, three pints a day that I allowed myself) that left enough calories for one meal at teatime. And I increased my exercise to do running on Saturdays and Sundays, every Saturday and Sunday. Plus I started doing core work exercises to develop that six-pack I've never had. Anyway, today I reached my target weight of 10 stone, and the gut is gone. So I've just celebrated:
For the first time in months, I've just eaten an entire tin of Heinz Cream of Tomato soup with a couple of doorstops of bread. The most stupendously gorgeous meal I've ever had in my lifetime, bar none.

You thin bastard!

Fookin hell I haven't been 10 stone since I was about 12

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Wife's making Tortilla Espanola right now. Smells lovely but I've been warned away till it's done.

You need some gambas ajillo and big loaf of bread and a bottle of rioja to go with that

[William the White]

Wife's making Tortilla Espanola right now. Smells lovely but I've been warned away till it's done.

You need some gambas ajillo and big loaf of bread and a bottle of rioja to go with that

And octopus or squid and a bottle of chilled Albarino from Galicia (£7.99 at Sainsbury - and very good!).

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Wife's making Tortilla Espanola right now. Smells lovely but I've been warned away till it's done.

You need some gambas ajillo and big loaf of bread and a bottle of rioja to go with that

And octopus or squid and a bottle of chilled Albarino from Galicia (£7.99 at Sainsbury - and very good!).

You're just teasing me now. About £10 for the worst stuff that they can find here. Wouldn't even pass as vinegar for your chips

[William the White]

Wife's making Tortilla Espanola right now. Smells lovely but I've been warned away till it's done.

You need some gambas ajillo and big loaf of bread and a bottle of rioja to go with that

And octopus or squid and a bottle of chilled Albarino from Galicia (£7.99 at Sainsbury - and very good!).

You're just teasing me now. About £10 for the worst stuff that they can find here. Wouldn't even pass as vinegar for your chips

In Sudan they had 'sherry' made from dates.

Thar was an 'interesting' drink.

And, also from dates, an illegal but readily available arak that tasted like a combination of gin and petrol.

[bobo the clown]

Osso Bucco, with a saffron risotto & a Poilly Fume.

Should fill a corner.

[thebish]

Osso Bucco, with a saffron risotto & a Poilly Fume.

Should fill a corner.

I have no idea what any of that is except for the word risotto! you posh bint!

[bobo the clown]

Osso Bucco, with a saffron risotto & a Poilly Fume.

Should fill a corner.

I have no idea what any of that is except for the word risotto! you posh bint !

You wouldn't like to know .... it's not just meat .... but veal !!