Today I'm happy about......

[Hoboh]

The vision of these outside supermarkets and fast food shops is a good one, you cannot do it you don't come in!
Should sort out a few of the young heifers that wander in to shop for pop and choc from their Kyle watching sofa's

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[Annoyed Grunt]

The vision of these outside supermarkets and fast food shops is a good one, you cannot do it you don't come in!
Should sort out a few of the young heifers that wander in to shop for pop and choc from their Kyle watching sofa's

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The heffers probably shop online......

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm absolutely delighted for my elderly next-door neighbours, who, make this huge fuss about looking after my house, general affairs and day to day goings on when I'm not around, and even when I am. They're two of the most easilly-loveable, wonderful people that it's possible to know, they truly are. Anyway, I nipped round earlier to give Doris the money for the window cleaner and her face lit up when she came to the door - "Come in, come in, I've something to tell you". She then handed me this letter that she'd received. It's from Take a Break magazine informing her that she's won their crossword competition for a four day all-inclusive break to Prague. She wanted to know what it's like ("Do they speak much English?") Bless them.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Hope it's not a scam, Bruce!

[Prufrock]

Ha you f*cking cynic.

But yeah.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Haha, I was meaning me - though you do look like you are mid sentence.

Hmm, how long was he in for GG?

Fnarr.

I missed that. Until you fnarred that is...

[Burnden Paddock]

The years haven't been too kind. Oh Elton. What happened to the perm?

[bobo the clown]

The years haven't been too kind. Oh Elton. What happened to the perm?

Looks like he's on his way to his 9am breakfast at Wetherspoon's.

Blimey. We all age, but he's not done it in any way gracefully.

[Montreal Wanderer]

The years haven't been too kind. Oh Elton. What happened to the perm?

Looks like he's on his way to his 9am breakfast at Wetherspoon's.

Blimey. We all age, but he's not done it in any way gracefully.

[bobo the clown]

Welsby is nowadays rarely involved in sports presenting, although he has recently been seen presenting Crown Green Bowls for Sky Sports.[5] In recent times, Welsby has toured the country with Ricky Tomlinson in the theatre tour, An Evening with Ricky Tomlinson, where he interviews Tomlinson in character as Jim Royle.

Aaah. It all makes sense if he's mixing with Ricky Tomlinson.

[Harry Genshaw]

Seeing him aged that badly has made me happy. Could never stand the smug nice person.

[William the White]

One of the finest moments of the Burnden Terrace was greeting Granada's cherub with 'Who put his dick up Elton's wife... Super John McGinlay...'

[LeverEnd]

John Aldridge loving smug nice person at that. I'm with you HG!

[LeverEnd]

And here he does his best Alan Partridge impression in a football stadium instead of the Choristers Country Club car park.

[Burnden Paddock]

Seeing him aged that badly has made me happy. Could never stand the smug tw*t.

Which is precisely why I posted the pic.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Just got confirmation my new phone has been delivered.......Bobo, you're not going to be happy....

[bobo the clown]

Just got confirmation my new phone has been delivered.......Bobo, you're not going to be happy....

Just sad G, just sad.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Just got confirmation my new phone has been delivered.......Bobo, you're not going to be happy....

Just sad G, just sad.

You'll be happy to know I haven't a fecking clue where it's at......

[Worthy4England]

Just got confirmation my new phone has been delivered.......Bobo, you're not going to be happy....

Just sad G, just sad.

You'll be happy to know I haven't a fecking clue where it's at......

If you ring it, it'll just work apparently.

Anyway, I'm going to express faux outrage at this 'phone, I'm almost sure of it.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Just got confirmation my new phone has been delivered.......Bobo, you're not going to be happy....

Just sad G, just sad.

You'll be happy to know I haven't a fecking clue where it's at......

If you ring it, it'll just work apparently.

Anyway, I'm going to express faux outrage at this 'phone, I'm almost sure of it.