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Post by 89bwfc89 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:26 pm

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LeverEnd wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/108 ... /?ref=mmsp

Helen Flanagan likes to 'keep it fur-free' apparently. I bet she does.

Or is that Helen Flanagan-Enfield?[/quote

She was in my year at school at Thornleigh but then left to go to drama school, she was a right mosher. True story.
"She" and "Thornleigh" ..... wrong. Just simply fckg wrong.

How did she pass the XI plus and entry exam ? That's what I want to know.
There were none! It may also be of interest to you that the prostitute that Wayne Rooney shagged also went to Thornleigh, but she must have been a couple of years ahead of me.

Other famous alumni from recent years include Danny from McFly and Tom from The Wanted (who from my recollection was an absolute tw*t)
I can't remember if we have already discussed going to Thornleigh at a similar time? I remember Helen from youth week (was that what it was called!?), she was okay - how times change!

Jenny Thompson (of Wayne Rooney fame) was in my year. Tom Parker was the year above me - he was alright!

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:32 pm

One walks amongst us ???

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:34 pm

bobo the clown wrote:One walks amongst us ???

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yep! We had our own toilets and everything!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:40 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:
I can't remember if we have already discussed going to Thornleigh at a similar time? I remember Helen from youth week (was that what it was called!?), she was okay - how times change!

Jenny Thompson (of Wayne Rooney fame) was in my year. Tom Parker was the year above me - he was alright!
Ah, you went dressed as a turd as well, did you? ;)

I thought that the pro that Wayne Rooney scuttled was an old biddy. Have I got my wires crossed here? I wouldn't know Helen Flannigan if she turned up on my drive but I believe her to be remarkably thick though. Is that right?
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I can't remember if we have already discussed going to Thornleigh at a similar time? I remember Helen from youth week (was that what it was called!?), she was okay - how times change!

Jenny Thompson (of Wayne Rooney fame) was in my year. Tom Parker was the year above me - he was alright!
Ah, you went dressed as a turd as well, did you? ;)

I thought that the pro that Wayne Rooney scuttled was an old biddy. Have I got my wires crossed here? I wouldn't know Helen Flannigan if she turned up on my drive but I believe her to be remarkably thick though. Is that right?
By all accounts he's done both - a biddy and a prossie, sorry, escort....

Yeah she is - because she left Thornleigh :wink:

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:04 pm

She's the one who was in Rosso at the same time as Balotelli, who apparently shout up and started chanting "he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!"

She's also brought out a 'life story'.... Seriously.... No honestly.. and people are feckin' buying it!
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:55 pm

boltonboris wrote:She's the one who was in Rosso at the same time as Balotelli, who apparently shout up and started chanting "he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!"

She's also brought out a 'life story'.... Seriously.... No honestly.. and people are feckin' buying it!
Depressing but not surprising.
She was in Fanny's with friends one night shortly after the Rooney thing and some drunken idiots started hurling abuse her way, ended up a in a bit of a scrap by all accounts.
Hard to find any sympathy for either side.
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Post by clapton is god » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:18 pm

clapton is god wrote:Just had some tremendous news that I'm not allowed to share with anyone. From a daughter. And they, women in general, that is, don't like sharing such news until its absolutely certain, say about 12 weeks certain. But, no, I'm not allowed to share so you'll all have to wait.
It didn't work out. At the first scan baby was found to have no heart beat and there had been no development after 10 weeks. The awful thing is though that she still had to carry the dead baby inside her another two weeks until an appointment could be arranged for a medical removal. That happened today and although she has just been transfered from Leigh to Wigan hospitals by ambulance and has lost a lot of blood, she will be okay we are assured. She already has three fantastic children but we were so looking forwards to this one too.

My wife's daughter fell pregnant with her first at around the same time, so we still have a May baby to look forwards to, but that pregnancy is bringing its own traumas too.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:26 pm

Nothing to say that'll be any use Clapton, but every sympathy and wish for getting over it and your family's future happines.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:27 pm

clapton is god wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Just had some tremendous news that I'm not allowed to share with anyone. From a daughter. And they, women in general, that is, don't like sharing such news until its absolutely certain, say about 12 weeks certain. But, no, I'm not allowed to share so you'll all have to wait.
It didn't work out. At the first scan baby was found to have no heart beat and there had been no development after 10 weeks. The awful thing is though that she still had to carry the dead baby inside her another two weeks until an appointment could be arranged for a medical removal. That happened today and although she has just been transfered from Leigh to Wigan hospitals by ambulance and has lost a lot of blood, she will be okay we are assured. She already has three fantastic children but we were so looking forwards to this one too.

My wife's daughter fell pregnant with her first at around the same time, so we still have a May baby to look forwards to, but that pregnancy is bringing its own traumas too.
Bloody hell!

Sorry to hear about this.....

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:00 pm

Gutted Clappers! Really sorry to hear this fella.

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Post by William the White » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:08 pm

So sorry to hear that news.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:41 pm

Oh mate, that's absolutely awful news. I sincerely hope that your daughter's OK, in every sense.
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Post by malcd1 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:54 pm

clapton is god wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Just had some tremendous news that I'm not allowed to share with anyone. From a daughter. And they, women in general, that is, don't like sharing such news until its absolutely certain, say about 12 weeks certain. But, no, I'm not allowed to share so you'll all have to wait.
It didn't work out. At the first scan baby was found to have no heart beat and there had been no development after 10 weeks. The awful thing is though that she still had to carry the dead baby inside her another two weeks until an appointment could be arranged for a medical removal. That happened today and although she has just been transfered from Leigh to Wigan hospitals by ambulance and has lost a lot of blood, she will be okay we are assured. She already has three fantastic children but we were so looking forwards to this one too.

My wife's daughter fell pregnant with her first at around the same time, so we still have a May baby to look forwards to, but that pregnancy is bringing its own traumas too.
Really sorry to hear this Clapton but it is a lot more common than people think.

My wife had four miscarriages all at that 8-10 weeks period. We had all sorts of tests carried out and they never found out the reason why. They just put it down to nature and things perhaps not developing as they should have been.

It is only when we told family or friends that others admitted that they also had past problems too.

I know it is not easy but tell her not to get too disheartened and not to put her off if you both want to try again. We have two children now so it can still happen.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:44 pm

I'm so sorry, Clappers - good luck on the other pregnancy. Life can be very hard at times.
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Post by clapton is god » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:20 am

Thanks Monty and everyone else. Its been a rough couple of weeks with these two matters and another, which has also rocked the family. You know, you carry on with your lives thinking you are immune from the serious harm that you see happening to others and then suddenly you get a personal deluge of it. In just two months since September I have lost four close friends, then my daughter loses her child, and Mrs C's son-in-law turns out to be a complete and utter arse when needed most. And then another matter, which I wont go into for fear of provoking an already angry god. It seems we have a black cloud over us at the moment but it will pass on.

Apologies for polluting the Happy thread, by the way.

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Post by Beefheart » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:35 am

A month ago I mentioned I had sat what could quite possibly be my last exam ever. Found out at 8am this morning that I passed :D A nice little bonus next month for a first time pass, then fully qualified (due to time) next May and a pay rise. I can start looking forward to Christmas now!

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Post by clapton is god » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:44 am

Well done Beefheart!

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Post by boltonboris » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:09 am

The building that I work in (on the 4th Floor) lost the tenants on the 3rd floor last month, so they thought it was a good time to do the bogs up for when the new lot move in.

They finished it last night.

This is incredible news as it means I can nip downstairs and do my business in peace and tranquility. No longer do I have to listen to the sound of the Asian blokes in the next office washing their feet in the sink that I have to use to wash my hands and coughing up every last bit of green left in their throats.

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Post by thebish » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:13 am

boltonboris wrote:The building that I work in (on the 4th Floor) lost the tenants on the 3rd floor last month, so they thought it was a good time to do the bogs up for when the new lot move in.

They finished it last night.

This is incredible news as it means I can nip downstairs and do my business in peace and tranquility. No longer do I have to listen to the sound of the Asian blokes in the next office washing their feet in the sink that I have to use to wash my hands and coughing up every last bit of green left in their throats.

This is the best Friday ever
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