TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by blurred » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:38 am

Colin's friends had tired of him after his 15th rendition of 'the wheels on the bus go round and round'

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Post by boltonboris » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:37 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ok. Do your worst...

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:07 pm

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"Well I thought Pederson was quality at leftback today!!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:22 pm

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Steven Gerrard adapted well to his right-wing position.

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:56 pm

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Steven Gerrard adapted well to his right-wing position.
What about - along the Gerrard line

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Post by Dujon » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:13 pm

The Barmy Army goes training.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:16 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:"Well I thought Pederson was quality at leftback today!!"
Winner! Two good attempts by SotWA but that one made me laugh the most. Over to you Private!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:51 am

Wahoo, nice one Harry :D

Right get ya index fingers round this:

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Should be fun
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Post by thebish » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:53 am

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you know when you've been Tangoed...

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:26 am

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"Ze gaps in ze fossil record show ze flaws in Darwinian Theory, Intelligent Design by a supreme being eez ze true source of ze universe"

"Don't be ridiculous, if everything in the universe is designed by an omnipotent being then the designer itself must require a designer, evolution by natural selection is the only answer."

"'eretic!!!"

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:51 am

I'm telling you Henrik Pedersen is a better left back than any of your players!
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Post by Fat Stelios » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:42 pm

I am telling you, I Sha@@ed your wife and she was this big!
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:43 pm

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:44 pm

Champions League? You're having a laugh!
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:46 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:29 pm

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Will you two get out of the way! We can't see a bleeding thing here!!
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Post by blurred » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:39 pm

Pardew's magnetic waterbottle was trying to drag him away from trouble...

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Post by thebish » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:49 pm

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Before drinking his morning milkshake, little Alan Pardew looked in the mirror and got a terrible shock :shock:

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:31 pm

Pardew: "Our football must be prettier than yours! look at the scoreline!"

Wenger: "but, you are loooosing"

Pardew: "exactly"

Wenger: "I do not zee it"

Pardew: "wouldnt be a first"

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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:18 pm

When did you last see your father? 8)
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