Today I'm happy about......

[bobo the clown]

Ah, but this is MY incompetence, not the phasion-fone's.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Have you tried Swiftkey? It learns what you type and then predicts what you're typing. Will reduce typos and save some typing over time.

[bobo the clown]

Have you tried Swiftkey? It learns what you type and then predicts what you're typing. Will reduce typos and save some typing over time.

If you type something wrong often enough it learns THAT and predicts that.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Have you tried Swiftkey? It learns what you type and then predicts what you're typing. Will reduce typos and save some typing over time.

If you type something wrong often enough it learns THAT and predicts that.

Don't type it wrong often enough then

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I've finally found something to smile about, and that is that one of my colleagues has introduced me to David Thorne's website. You've possibly already read the exchanges regarding the terrawatt light and the one about the missing cat, but even so, they're worth reading again anyway.

Enjoy (that's an order )

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[bwfcdan94]

Today I am happy for my sister who is going to be at prime minister question time in April .

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Today I am happy for my sister who is going to be at prime minister question time in April .

Did she write to her MP to ask for tickets? I did that once but the Labour bastard in my consituency was useless!

[Gary the Enfield]

Today I've finally found something to smile about, and that is that one of my colleagues has introduced me to David Thorne's website. You've possibly already read the exchanges regarding the terrawatt light and the one about the missing cat, but even so, they're worth reading again anyway.

Enjoy (that's an order )

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The spider picture debt payment story made me laugh so hard I was nearly sick.

[bwfcdan94]

Today I am happy for my sister who is going to be at prime minister question time in April .

Did she write to her MP to ask for tickets? I did that once but the Labour bastard in my consituency was useless!

Yes she wrote to John Redwood (Conservative) who is our local MP, he is also a useless b**tard (just a useless tory b**tard rather than Labour) but he gets in because Conservatives will always win the local elections in Wokingham in the same way that large parts of Bolton will always vote Labour. Not bad for a teenage girl, still in school but she has always been bright so she will certainly appreciate the opportunity.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

[Lord Kangana]

Make sure you get there as soon as the doors open Bruce. Gives you plenty of time to be slotted beforehand.

[bwfcdan94]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Also be careful wearing anything smart Bruce we know those Dingles are feel threatened by folk in suits.

[LeverEnd]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Oh to have him as our manager, even if he has a voice like Papa Lazarou.

[bwfcdan94]

Or you could have Ince!

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Oh to have him as our manager, even if he has a voice like Papa Lazarou.

Well, only if he shaved that horrendous goatee off then.

Seriously - I know Burnley supporters that can't wait to see the back of Dyche due to their perception of his negative football.

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Also be careful wearing anything smart Bruce we know those Dingles are feel threatened by folk in suits.

A frightening bunch, Dan.

[LeverEnd]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Oh to have him as our manager, even if he has a voice like Papa Lazarou.

Well, only if he shaved that horrendous goatee off then.

Seriously - I know Burnley supporters that can't wait to see the back of Dyche due to their perception of his negative football.

That does surprise me. Is this a widespread view?

[bwfcdan94]

Today I'm happy about being invited to a corporate for our home game against Burnley. The free wine will hopefully numb the pain of seeing us get gubbed by a team who are somehow motivated by a man that has a clear inability to speak.

Also be careful wearing anything smart Bruce we know those Dingles are feel threatened by folk in suits.

A frightening bunch, Dan.

That is one way of looking at it, another is when was the last time you saw an 8 year old arrested at a game - I know there is an 11 year old Millwall fan who has a football banning order, there is also somebody in there 80s who has a football banning order (not sure abut the club just remember seeing it on bbc) . The point is that you don't get a reputation like there's without having some very nasty people supporting your team.

[Bruce Rioja]

Does this reputation of there's [sic] exist beyond the confines of your bedroom?

[Gooner Girl]

Does this reputation of there's [sic] exist beyond the confines of your bedroom?

Just think what a rep Dan gives you lot!