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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:05 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Blueberries !! Can someone explain blueberries ? The 'Emperors New Clothes' of fruit. A lot of hullaballoo .... with zero taste.

Or is it just me ?
nope - it's BOTH you AND blueberries that have zero taste...

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Prufrock » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:26 am

thebish wrote:I have just had this reply to a booking enquiry...
Thank you for the below email. I can confirm that the rates are correct and to book simply call me on the office number below and speak with myself providing credit/debit card details to secure the booking.
arghhhhhh!!! mangle-language!

having said that - I just called herself up on the below number - and she was simply lovely! all is forgiven and I am no longer angry! 8)
Speak with myself. Speak with my fecking self. I'm angry about folk putting 'persons' into things to sound fancy when they mean 'people'. Or pacifically (:P) 'All persons' instead of 'Everyone' or 'Anyone'.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:32 am

vans arriving one after one and interrupting me to deliver parcels... My son is building his own gaming computer... :roll:

(he sleeps in until 2/3pm so I have to answer the door...)

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:48 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th! :shock:
I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! :? :wink: )
It hailstoned on me again on last night's walk - and it was difinitely June 16th!!!!! Five days off the longest day!!!!!! :(
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:04 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th! :shock:
I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! :? :wink: )
It hailstoned on me again on last night's walk - and it was difinitely June 16th!!!!! Five days off the longest day!!!!!! :(
nahh - the longest day will be deadline transfer day - that's ages off!! :wink:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:06 am

I timed it just right last night - got in the car and as soon as I turned the key then the heavens opened and it pissed it down all the way home 8)

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:25 am

thebish wrote:vans arriving one after one and interrupting me to deliver parcels... My son is building his own gaming computer... :roll:

(he sleeps in until 2/3pm so I have to answer the door...)
tell him to get off his lazy arse and out of bed then! Wasn't he going to get a job?

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:26 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th! :shock:
I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! :? :wink: )
It hailstoned on me again on last night's walk - and it was difinitely June 16th!!!!! Five days off the longest day!!!!!! :(
Better be sunny week after next as i am off on holiday. You can't wear a bikini in the rain.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:28 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:vans arriving one after one and interrupting me to deliver parcels... My son is building his own gaming computer... :roll:

(he sleeps in until 2/3pm so I have to answer the door...)
tell him to get off his lazy arse and out of bed then! Wasn't he going to get a job?
Students :doh:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Raven » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:39 am

Insomnia, only been up 2 hours!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:29 am

A 4 week old sprog who thinks it hilarious to be awake from 4am onwards....

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Hoboh » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:25 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th! :shock:
I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! :? :wink: )
It hailstoned on me again on last night's walk - and it was difinitely June 16th!!!!! Five days off the longest day!!!!!! :(
Better be sunny week after next as i am off on holiday. You can't wear a bikini in the rain.
I hope your going to post pics of your hols :mrgreen:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:42 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th! :shock:
I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! :? :wink: )
It hailstoned on me again on last night's walk - and it was difinitely June 16th!!!!! Five days off the longest day!!!!!! :(
Better be sunny week after next as i am off on holiday. You can't wear a bikini in the rain.
I hope your going to post pics of your hols :mrgreen:
I very much doubt anyone would want to see a photo of me in the rain in my bikini!

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:43 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:A 4 week old sprog who thinks it hilarious to be awake from 4am onwards....
You have my sympathys...

My little girl has been restless at nap time/bed time for the past few days, its slowly driving me batty. Sooo tired...

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:15 am

I very much doubt anyone would want to see a photo of me in the rain in my bikini![/quote]
CAPS might :wink:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:02 am

David Cameron choosing Fathers Day to make sweeping generalizations about "absentee fathers" and stigmatize them as the same as drunk drivers... cock off you buttock-faced now-nothing...

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:16 am

thebish wrote:David Cameron choosing Fathers Day to make sweeping generalizations about "absentee fathers" and stigmatize them as the same as drunk drivers... cock off you buttock-faced now-nothing...

Clergy getting involved in Politics!!!!! :wink: :mrgreen:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:29 pm

Hoboh wrote:
thebish wrote:David Cameron choosing Fathers Day to make sweeping generalizations about "absentee fathers" and stigmatize them as the same as drunk drivers... cock off you buttock-faced now-nothing...

Clergy getting involved in Politics!!!!! :wink: :mrgreen:
I was more shocked at the spelling. From Bish of all peeps :shock:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Il Pirate » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:46 pm

Hoboh wrote:I very much doubt anyone would want to see a photo of me in the rain in my bikini!
CAPS might :wink:[/quote]


And I would :oops:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:55 pm

Isle of Wight? Pirate, if you get our binnoculars out you might see the real gooner... I'm only accross the water at Portland! I'll give you a wave! ;)

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