General Chit Chat

[Bruce Rioja]

I couldn't give a flying feck if they find water on Mars or not!

I think they're looking for methane. Not water. And about 99% of humanity don't give a fxck either. But then 99% of humanity couldn't do anything about it one way or the other. Thank fxck that 1% of humanity might rescue the 99% who are still with the neanderthal 'flint, don't care if we never find any more flint again' brigade.

And reading that back, yeah, I'm calling you a Neanderthal. Soz!

Because I don't care what they do or don't find on another planet? Good. Because otherwise I'd be sucked into being some or other pseudo intellectual. Methane comes out of arseholes - search closer to home!

I'm not interested particularly either. But I see why it is important to know about our Universe. And whilst it might not impact upon our lives right now, it could have huge implications for the future.

Is this your cap?

[bobo the clown]

^^ Tin Hat !!

[TANGODANCER]

For dog owners; this sounds nasty...Wife will be down to Pets at Home tomorrow....

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-03-16/dog- ... e-disease/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I couldn't give a flying feck if they find water on Mars or not!

I think they're looking for methane. Not water. And about 99% of humanity don't give a fxck either. But then 99% of humanity couldn't do anything about it one way or the other. Thank fxck that 1% of humanity might rescue the 99% who are still with the neanderthal 'flint, don't care if we never find any more flint again' brigade.

And reading that back, yeah, I'm calling you a Neanderthal. Soz!

Because I don't care what they do or don't find on another planet? Good. Because otherwise I'd be sucked into being some or other pseudo intellectual. Methane comes out of arseholes - search closer to home!

They are searching for it because it is a probable indicator of life... on another planet. Not much point searching closer to home for life on another planet, is there?

[Bruce Rioja]

I couldn't give a flying feck if they find water on Mars or not!

I think they're looking for methane. Not water. And about 99% of humanity don't give a fxck either. But then 99% of humanity couldn't do anything about it one way or the other. Thank fxck that 1% of humanity might rescue the 99% who are still with the neanderthal 'flint, don't care if we never find any more flint again' brigade.

And reading that back, yeah, I'm calling you a Neanderthal. Soz!

Because I don't care what they do or don't find on another planet? Good. Because otherwise I'd be sucked into being some or other pseudo intellectual. Methane comes out of arseholes - search closer to home!

They are searching for it because it is a probable indicator of life... on another planet. Not much point searching closer to home for life on another planet, is there?

There's not much point in searching for life on another planet though, which is my initial point.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Very true Bruce. The Yanks will only try to bomb the shit out of any life found, only to find their cousins from planet zarg turn up and galaxy war 1 starts. Or summat.

[Hoboh]

How to shatter some peoples dreams.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... -193-0-0-0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[thebish]

^ entirely backing up my theory that the hideous new "Madonna" statue at Ely Cathedral (in the lady chapel) is modelled on Charlie Dimmock...

[Bruce Rioja]

That, my good man, is fecking terrible.

[thebish]

That, my good man, is fecking terrible.

aye - it is truly hideous!! Germaine Greer wrote a pretty good rant about it when it was unveiled a few years ago...

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign ... trangertob

...it actually looks more like Genghis Khan in a huge blond wig.

[Bruce Rioja]

That, my good man, is fecking terrible.

aye - it is truly hideous!! Germaine Greer wrote a pretty good rant about it when it was unveiled a few years ago...

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign ... trangertob

Didn't we have a thread on the go a while back about shit statues?

[thebish]

meanwhile - just down the road from me, I notice that the Gleneagles (inspiration for Fawlty Towers") is being demolished...

[Bruce Rioja]

meanwhile - just down the road from me, I notice that the Gleneagles (inspiration for Fawlty Towers") is being demolished...

I've stayed there. It was ran by the most miserable nice person that I've ever met.

[TANGODANCER]

"thebish"]^ entirely backing up my theory that the hideous new "Madonna" statue at Ely Cathedral (in the lady chapel) is modelled on Charlie Dimmock...

A bit unfair on Charlie who just looks like she should ease off on the pies a tad. That statue could be used as an explanation as to what the Commandment about "graven images" means. Looks like a drunken er,"big-girl" doing the hokey-kokey.

[Bruce Rioja]

HMRC have been on. This year I'll be able to earn £444 before they get their claws into me, which is better than the usual K coding, I suppose.

[Prufrock]

Bring out the world's tiniest bloody violin!!

[Bruce Rioja]

Bring out the world's tiniest bloody violin!!

Eh? More good work by George.

[thebish]

and the rich just get richer!!

[Hoboh]

Just for Spots.

http://www.thelandtoforgettime.co.uk/?u ... p129395461" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[TANGODANCER]

^^ That's a rather clever bit of advertising. They've even got Pemberley in there..