General Chit Chat

[thebish]

and alonso just walked away from this unaided... the safety features on these cars are pretty impressive!

[Bruce Rioja]

Alonso that used to play for us? Clearly he's as shit at driving as he is at playing in midfield!

[thebish]

Alonso that used to play for us? Clearly he's as shit at driving as he is at playing in midfield!

aye - that's the fellah!

[Prufrock]

Well in I'm glad we're not making jokes about the Alonso who played in defence for us and *his* driving!

[Bruce Rioja]

Boaty McBoatface

[KeyserSoze]

Boaty McBoatface

sadly also gave someone at the Electoral Commission Licence to tweet this

https://twitter.com/ElectoralCommUK/sta ... 3158781952" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bruce Rioja]

and alonso just walked away from this unaided... the safety features on these cars are pretty impressive!

Good God.

[Worthy4England]

Reckon he's said "ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt" by then?

Wow.

[Bruce Rioja]

Reckon he's said "ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt" by then?

Wow.

You know, when I think back to my childhood I seem to remember all the news broadcasts covering someone or something being blown to bits in Northern Ireland and the death of an F1 driver. Ive just seen the crash in 'real time', how anybody walked away from that is beyond belief!

[Worthy4England]

Aye - been in a couple of complete write-offs - and still wonder how - nothing that close to the skid marks though.

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye - been in a couple of complete write-offs - and still wonder how - nothing that close to the skid marks though.

You and me both, mate. We probably hit each other.

[Worthy4England]

Aye - been in a couple of complete write-offs - and still wonder how - nothing that close to the skid marks though.

You and me both, mate. We probably hit each other.

That would make you either a) a woman parking officer or b) a roundabout...

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye - been in a couple of complete write-offs - and still wonder how - nothing that close to the skid marks though.

You and me both, mate. We probably hit each other.

That would make you either a) a woman parking officer or b) a roundabout...

I'm a woman roundabout

Mine were caused by one Pikey Scouse nice person pulling a u-turn on the ELR through the central reservation, and I hit him at 70, the other one was when some Cockney arse tried to jump the lights on Liverpool Road (there's a link there) in Islington, on Christmas Eve of all days. Have you ever tried scoring a hire car for immediate collection at 14:00 on Christmas Eve?

[bobo the clown]

Have you ever tried scoring a hire car for immediate collection at 14:00 on Christmas Eve?

Aye. A few years ago. In North London after some careless Northern Monkey was more interested in getting home while listening to Stiff Little Fingers than taking notice of the traffic.

What a coincidence.

[Bruce Rioja]

Have you ever tried scoring a hire car for immediate collection at 14:00 on Christmas Eve?

Aye. A few years ago. In North London after some careless Northern Monkey was more interested in getting home while listening to Stiff Little Fingers than taking notice of the traffic.

What a coincidence.

Well, you must have blacked-up that day!

[TANGODANCER]

Only in Bolton.....http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/143 ... f=mrb&lp=4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[TANGODANCER]

The newspaper headline was: " Huge blaze destroys caravan!"

In the comments section below it some one wrote in:

"It wasn't a huge fire that destroyed the caravan. It was just the fire itself. The fire was made huge by the caravan. That fire wouldn't have been anything if it wasn't for the caravan!

[wigan white]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188

This made me chuckle
Wonder if this is how Skynet started in the Terminator

[Prufrock]

Six years for Adam Johnson. Seems about right for what he *should* get, though it's longer than I thought he would.

[Bruce Rioja]

Aye, OK, you murdering terrorist nice person