General Chit Chat

[thebish]

I've just been for a shit

a megashit or a gigashit?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Perhaps the mods should move these recent additions to that other thread 'General's Shit Chat'.

[boltonboris]

I've just been for a shit

a megashit or a gigashit?

One wiper.

[TANGODANCER]

Perhaps the mods should move these recent additions to that other thread 'General's Shit Chat'.

The Mods have learned from extensive experience that it's better to let sleeping bogs die.

[Bruce Rioja]

Sitting daydreaming at the keyboard while downloading a humongous file and unbidden into my thoughts protruded a vision from yesteryear: massed ranks of fans waving inflatable fish. When was that? Was that the seventies when it was de rigeur at certain clubs to go armed with blow up hammers/fish/giraffes/canaries/etc etc.?

is that some kind of euphemism for taking a dump?

Why would he do that at his keyboard?

Bog scroll? Craps lock?

Ploppy drive...

You've just crashed my entire cistern

[thebish]

You've just crashed my entire cistern

I suggest you LOG off and on again...

[Bruce Rioja]

You've just crashed my entire cistern

I suggest you LOG off and on again...

This'll be the turd time that I've tried that and I'm still getting a warning message about my contents not being delivered securely!

[thebish]

You've just crashed my entire cistern

I suggest you LOG off and on again...

This'll be the turd time that I've tried that and I'm still getting a warning message about my contents not being delivered securely!

I'm sure steve Jobs would have designed a better (darn - i can't say cistern as you already did!) - Apple Cack???

[Lost Leopard Spot]

(The week ahead)
Lay the keel for my ark.
Look on tinternet for suppliers of gopher wood.
Send out invites to all the animals I know.

[Montreal Wanderer]

(The week ahead)
Lay the keel for my ark.
Look on tinternet for suppliers of gopher wood.
Send out invites to all the animals I know.

Raining there, is it?

[TANGODANCER]

(The week ahead)
Lay the keel for my ark.
Look on tinternet for suppliers of gopher wood.
Send out invites to all the animals I know.

Raining there, is it?

No, but he had a vision and got some measurements given him, so it might do.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Yes Monty, It's been proverbially pissing it down.

[thebish]

Yes Monty, It's been proverbially pissing it down.

woof... meow.. woof... woof... meow... meow... meow... woof...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Yes Monty, It's been proverbially pissing it down.

woof... meow.. woof... woof... meow... meow... meow... woof...

That's it. that's the noise it makes. That plus *thud* ooof as the rain bounces off my conservatory.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Yes Monty, It's been proverbially pissing it down.

woof... meow.. woof... woof... meow... meow... meow... woof...

That's it. that's the noise it makes. That plus *thud* ooof as the rain bounces off my conservatory.

So mostly it is raining cats and dogs, but the *thud* ooof is the odd cow that got caught up in it?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Yes Monty, It's been proverbially pissing it down.

woof... meow.. woof... woof... meow... meow... meow... woof...

That's it. that's the noise it makes. That plus *thud* ooof as the rain bounces off my conservatory.

So mostly it is raining cats and dogs, but the *thud* ooof is the odd cow that got caught up in it?

Actually, and I thought of this seconds (but long seconds) after I'd posted - it should have read "That's it. that's the noise it makes. That plus *thud* oof... ow.. oof... oof... ow... ow... oof... as the rain bounces off my conservatory" [You will see what I did there and it has nothing to do with cows]

[CrazyHorse]

Is this the weather thread?
The sun's out and a nice blue sky over Warrington this morning. By Christ, it's cold though.

[bobo the clown]

Is this the weather thread?
The sun's out and a nice blue sky over Warrington this morning. By Christ, it's cold though.

Ah, Warrington. Lived there for 2 years. I think it rained for 1 year, 11 months, 3 weeks of it.

Our garden had marsh grass as a weed.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Is this the weather thread?
The sun's out and a nice blue sky over Warrington this morning. By Christ, it's cold though.

Some mistake has been made. If you look closely you will note it is a chemical fug. Some of it is industrial crap from the Port Sunlight soap factories, some is the chemical effluent from Widnes, part of it is made up from the soda and suphur belching out from the military-industrial glass complex of St Helens, but the illusion of blue in the sky is made from the colouring reagent from the blue smartie factory in Knotty Ash.

[TANGODANCER]

Are those four monster fog makers still working Hoss? On a clear day you can see them from Plodder Lane (not that we've had too many clear days lately mind).