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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.
You can include me out of that then. :(
Oh, sit down.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:56 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.
You can include me out of that then. :(
Oh, sit down.
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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by danhorwich » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:26 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
clapton is god wrote:New James album due 2nd June - arena tour to follow.
You can include me out of that then. :(
Oh, sit down.
That is the exact opposite of the message I have been trying to get across to some of you :hang: :D .
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:46 pm

I'm feeling happy. 1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and 3. OBEM is back on telly tonight. :D

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:52 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight. :D
Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.

(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:01 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight. :D
Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.

(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)
I doubt it ;)

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Post by danhorwich » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:18 pm

Well I cleared my room today - we(like a lot of other people in this country) have no heating in the house so the damp was coming in and creating mould - today I decided to strike back. I can now see the whole floor in my room and no mould :pissed: .
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:19 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I'm feeling happy.
1. I've been made to smile a lot by someone today 2. My brother in laws brother in law has got me a massive box of lush freebies as he has a friend that works there and
3. OBEM is back on telly tonight. :D
Well, you either tell us or we make our own version up.

(& ours is likely to be more dramatic, I promise)
I doubt it ;)
OK peeps ... I think that's an invitation !! :twisted:
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Post by danhorwich » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:21 pm

Today I met a Burnley fan at my college and we got on really well, are conversation obviously featured our disliking for Rovers and well as United. I actually thought I might have an example of someone I don't hate from Burnley when he just let it slip that he was actually from Accrington.....
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:44 pm

I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.

Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:17 pm

Prufrock wrote:I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.

Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.

:lmfao:
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Post by danhorwich » Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:I can't find a proper link to this coz it's on Facebook but I'm pissing myself laughing at some EDL simpletons who are kicking off because one of them emailed Heinz and was told that their beans were halal.

Another said that they'd switched to Branson [sic] but 'no doubt they'll be halal too'.

:lmfao:
Did I ever mention that I have met the muslamic ray guns bloke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYd9qbRz2fc

Him and his mates are from Bolton :roll: . As that England flag sadly shows with the words "Bolton infidels". Anyhow I thought the EDL had basically disbanded and all the angry racist yoof were returning to the BNP.
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Post by danhorwich » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:00 pm

Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:30 pm

danhorwich wrote:Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.
Even better Daniel. Yeovil had 3 sent off. :D

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:55 pm

I'm happy that I've got over the hangover....I'm too old for this shit....
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:50 pm

Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
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Post by danhorwich » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:14 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
danhorwich wrote:Today I am delighted that my prediction was wrong and that we completely and utterly annihilated Blackburn. To make things even better the mighty Reading were held at home to a 1-1 draw by a 9 man Yeovil side who sit bottom of the table, had it not been for the 2 sending's off Yeovil would have probably won.
Even better Daniel. Yeovil had 3 sent off. :D
Wasent the 3rd one after ft. though?
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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by danhorwich » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:15 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:28 am

danhorwich wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.
Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:47 am

Well due to a stag do I missed my 3rd home game of the season (2 big wins and a draw!) but had a brilliant day at Manchester clay shooting club, great fun. Preceded by a successful return to parkrun and followed by a pub crawl with good mates round Horwich, it was a brilliant day. Don't even feel too hungover.
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