Commie for Mayor of London

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:55 pm

InsaneApache wrote:May I tender a sugestion on the sauce front?

HP/Daddies is for dinner and tea. For brekky it has to be Worstercestor sauce.

Hmm not sure on tha one at all, firstly you just can't discount HP/ Brown sauce for brekkie, that is plainly wrong Second, the idea of Worcestershire sauce as an accompanyment rather than an ingredient is a little alien to me. I think a referendum may be needed.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:55 pm

Can I make a plea for a decree stating that the toast must always be brought after the fry-up unless requested otherwise.

That's after - not immediately you've ordered so that by the time you've cleared your plate, started your fifth cup of tea and put the marmalade on it, it's gained the texture of an old carpet tile.

After!

It's not too much to ask, is it?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:16 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Can I make a plea for a decree stating that the toast must always be brought after the fry-up unless requested otherwise.

That's after - not immediately you've ordered so that by the time you've cleared your plate, started your fifth cup of tea and put the marmalade on it, it's gained the texture of an old carpet tile.

After!

It's not too much to ask, is it?

With your example your toast is an addition to rather than a constituent of the "Full English" - a breakfast desert if you will. Aas such you have to declare this on ordering, overwise it must be served at the same time as the "Full English" on a side plate - toast racks are not allowed.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:53 pm

What is your policy on redheads.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:30 pm

Batman wrote:What is your policy on redheads.

positive discrimination and inclusion. Though I'm not sure on inter-redhead marriage, perhaps something that I'll look in to in the future.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:34 pm

We normally self-police redhead relationships. It's just wrong.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:19 pm

Athers wrote:We normally self-police redhead relationships. It's just wrong.

I am aware of this. I was, in my student days, a redhead and conspired with redhead ladies, it only happened the once,I was young and stupid. I realised my mistake. I am no longer a redhead and try to keep away from redhead ladies.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:30 pm

What about Southerners.

Personally I'm all for extinction

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:59 pm

Batman wrote:What about Southerners.

Personally I'm all for extinction

hmm a hardliner, eh? I'm more for controlling their activities and breeding - see earlier in this thread.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:49 pm

Bad news Commie. Candidature rules state:

* They are registered to vote in a local government election in Greater London.
* They have lived in Greater London for the past 12 months.
* They have owned or rented property in Greater London for the past 12 months.
* Greater London has been their principal or only place of work for the past 12 months.

However, you could be a bloody frog and lived here for 12 months and stand

Anyway, all you need to know is herehttp://www.londonelects.org.uk/candidates.html

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:57 pm

Just to clarify AT. By 'bloody frog' do you mean a small, smelly, slimy green pond dweller that makes noises that resemble nothing like English?

Or do you mean the amphibian?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:59 pm

Don't worry AT, I've moved on from the Mayoral candidacy, I'm destined for bigger things. I think with my policies only Prime Minister is appropriate.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:00 pm

Pope CWE the first?

Fuhrer?

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:01 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Don't worry AT, I've moved on from the Mayoral candidacy, I'm destined for bigger things. I think with my policies only Prime Minister is appropriate.

this a new political party then?

If so I'd like to put myself forward as minister for all things web. I could use my technical skills, combined with your common sense policies to ban the muppets from cyberspace

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:12 pm

Any policy on pasties? Personally, I would like to see the flaky pastry cr*p at Greggs/Hampsons, in favour of Carrs' finest swarming the country

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:20 pm

Verbal wrote:Any policy on pasties? Personally, I would like to see the flaky pastry cr*p at Greggs/Hampsons, in favour of Carrs' finest swarming the country

I think pies have to take precedent.

If Commie makes me minister for all things web I propose to launch a mass campaign on t'internet extolling the virtues of pies

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:26 pm

I think in terms of school meals then a Pastie Shoppe Pastie between two slices of bread should be compulsory every day for every child.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:28 pm

Um, I can understand that. Nothing beats a good steak and kidney pie, though I'm unsure on the London stance of this sacred feed.

Oh wait hang on...one thing that certainly needs to be addressed - the reputation of the great steak and kidney puddin' needs to be widened

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:33 pm

With proper steak.

None of this jellied eel shite.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:35 pm

Again sensible policies.

Though I have been seduced by the West Cornwall Pasty Co. These things are like 3 carrs pasties in one, and full of meat and veg. It would be hard not to extol their virtues in legislation.

http://www.westcornwallpasty.co.uk/flash.html

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