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Post by jmjhb » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:39 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:05 pm

jmjhb wrote:43%
Plus avatar = ..........................


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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:57 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
jmjhb wrote:43%
Plus avatar = ..........................


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That's a good call. He's definitely getting his shit shoved back by a fortnight on there, isn't he!?
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 pm

If you're 26% gay, does that mean you're expected to fancy one quarter of Take That?
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:58 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote: Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
Best get a cleansing program together then, or when you're 97 you'll look like a swamp monster :shock:

:wink:
aye.. clense, exfoliate, tone and moisturise, repeat daily
I understand the first one but what are the other three?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:49 am

A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:51 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:55 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:12 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
Fair play, ya did. :D
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:14 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
She thinks you're no great shakes too....
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:24 am

Worthy4England wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:38 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:A well-adjusted 43%, apparently.
Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
Dunno when I asked, she just bent over the kitchen table and sighed.... :shock:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:43 am

Gay? After losing 2-0 to United you can feel gay? I just feel fxxking depressed.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:22 am

Worthy4England wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote: Who doesn't find Cheryl Cole attractive?

Where you ENTIRELY honest? :wink:
I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
Dunno when I asked, she just bent over the kitchen table and sighed.... :shock:
Cheers Worthy - I'm going to walk around all day now with a big lob on and a constant image in my mind of Cheryl Cole bent over the kitchen table! Bastard.

:D
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:34 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: I didn't say that I don't find her attractive.

Just that she is overrated.... :D
She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
Dunno when I asked, she just bent over the kitchen table and sighed.... :shock:
Cheers Worthy - I'm going to walk around all day now with a big lob on and a constant image in my mind of Cheryl Cole bent over the kitchen table! Bastard.

:D
:cry: that is!

Just the thought of that little tosspot having been there first would make her a non starter :wink:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:41 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote: She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
Dunno when I asked, she just bent over the kitchen table and sighed.... :shock:
Cheers Worthy - I'm going to walk around all day now with a big lob on and a constant image in my mind of Cheryl Cole bent over the kitchen table! Bastard.

:D
:cry: that is!

Just the thought of that little tosspot having been there first would make her a non starter :wink:
Well, if you had said that you were only interested in young virgins... :shock:
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:53 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote: She thinks you're no great shakes too....
Never mind mummy...what does she think about me?
Dunno when I asked, she just bent over the kitchen table and sighed.... :shock:
Cheers Worthy - I'm going to walk around all day now with a big lob on and a constant image in my mind of Cheryl Cole bent over the kitchen table! Bastard.

:D
:cry: that is!

Just the thought of that little tosspot having been there first would make her a non starter :wink:
I suspect I'd find some way of blanking that from the foremost of my thoughts.....
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:11 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote: Best get a cleansing program together then, or when you're 97 you'll look like a swamp monster :shock:

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aye.. clense, exfoliate, tone and moisturise, repeat daily[/quote]

I understand the first one but what are the other three?[/quote]

clense - remove the surface dirt
exfoliate - a removal of the top layer of dead skin, usually usuing a "scrub" this can either be by way of a lotion/cream with microbeads in or a small pad with a rough surface (e.g. apri facial scrubs)
tone - a deep pore clenser (liquid) applied using a cotton wool pad, usually contains an astringent too
moisturiser - cream or lotion to return moisture to the skin
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:16 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote: Best get a cleansing program together then, or when you're 97 you'll look like a swamp monster :shock:

:wink:
aye.. clense, exfoliate, tone and moisturise, repeat daily
I understand the first one but what are the other three?
clense - remove the surface dirt
exfoliate - a removal of the top layer of dead skin, usually usuing a "scrub" this can either be by way of a lotion/cream with microbeads in or a small pad with a rough surface (e.g. apri facial scrubs)
tone - a deep pore clenser (liquid) applied using a cotton wool pad, usually contains an astringent too
moisturiser - cream or lotion to return moisture to the skin[/quote]

:shock: Thats fooking madness.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:41 pm

SH*T

SHOWER

SHAVE

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GIT SOME NUTS!!!!!! :whack:
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