Piss poor Comedians

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:25 pm

blurred wrote:
Batman wrote:ALEXI SAYLE
JIMMY TARBUCK

Well, now you've come we can throw in a few Scouse ones like Ken Dodd (although I always liked Stan Boardman).

Mick Miller wa a real comedien: "Dad, there's a man at the door with a bald head"
"Tell him I've already got one"

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:29 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
wovlad wrote:Surprised nobody's mentioned Alan Davies. He's about as funny as piles & is cheating a living without don't.

Also he hates BWFC with a passion because we are the northern upstarts who have on occassion
been known to give his beloved Arsenal a bloody nose. Cost them a League title, knock them out of cup competitions. How dare we !!
http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A1f4cfqhTp ... 836251.ece

Enjoy!

I can't for the life of me get this link working. Please help as I'm a founding member of the 'Alan Davies is a waste of our dwindling oxygen resources' club, and I wouldn't want the other members takin the p!ss.

a1 · Post by a1 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:32 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
I can't for the life of me get this link working. Please help as I'm a founding member of the 'Alan Davies is a waste of our dwindling oxygen resources' club, and I wouldn't want the other members takin the p!ss.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 836251.ece

maybe. feck it off anyroad, it'll be shit .

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:56 pm

a1 wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:
I can't for the life of me get this link working. Please help as I'm a founding member of the 'Alan Davies is a waste of our dwindling oxygen resources' club, and I wouldn't want the other members takin the p!ss.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 836251.ece

maybe. feck it off anyroad, it'll be shit .

Nitrogen poisoning would be too kind for him.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:07 pm

Peter Kay....... Shite!

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:12 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
a1 wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:
I can't for the life of me get this link working. Please help as I'm a founding member of the 'Alan Davies is a waste of our dwindling oxygen resources' club, and I wouldn't want the other members takin the p!ss.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 836251.ece

maybe. feck it off anyroad, it'll be shit .
Nitrogen poisoning would be too kind for him.

Anyway, he couldn't have been there - it mentions a "long ball" down the Arsenal wing - surely Arsenal never play long-balls, and that sort of ugly nonsense is left to us talentless cloggers?
That what I was told, anyway.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:51 pm

max boyce
alan carr
martin lawrence
chris tucker

RICHARD BLACKWOOD

Emo philips
Lenny Henry
catherine tate
donna mcphail
duncan norvelle
greg davies

JERRY SADOWITZ

Junior simpson
Ricky Grover
Rhona cameron
Jethro

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:45 pm

blurred wrote:
Batman wrote:Got tickets for Russell Howard
You've just forfeited your right to question anyone else's comedy taste.

Right, I shall be a guinea pig for the site here. Until this afternoon I'd never heard of Russell Howard. I've never heard a single second of his stuff, I don't know what he looks like and in short I have asloutely no opinion on him nor pre-conceived ideas based on the comments of others. Driving home from work and my mate's bird rang me to ask "We're getting tickets for this comedian, Russell Howard, so would you like me to get you one?" "Can do" says I, "what's he like?", "He's got blonde hair and he's on Mock the Week".

You know, only a bird would ever describe a comedian as such!

So, I've agreed to go to a gig of which I wouldn't know the act if he knocked at my door.

I shall ignore all comments on here and see the gig with a completely open mind, after which I'll report back (although it's not for about 12 weeks yet).

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:46 pm

At the Albert Hall?

I'll be there.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:48 pm

Batman wrote:At the Albert Hall?

I'll be there.

I'll meet you in the bar then!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:49 pm

I'm taking the missus, i'm not introducing her to the likes of you

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:49 pm

Batman wrote:I'm taking the missus, i'm not introducing her to the likes of you

Thank feck for that!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
blurred wrote:
Batman wrote:Got tickets for Russell Howard
You've just forfeited your right to question anyone else's comedy taste.
Right, I shall be a guinea pig for the site here. Until this afternoon I'd never heard of Russell Howard. I've never heard a single second of his stuff, I don't know what he looks like and in short I have asloutely no opinion on him nor pre-conceived ideas based on the comments of others. Driving home from work and my mate's bird rang me to ask "We're getting tickets for this comedian, Russell Howard, so would you like me to get you one?" "Can do" says I, "what's he like?", "He's got blonde hair and he's on Mock the Week".

You know, only a bird would ever describe a comedian as such!

So, I've agreed to go to a gig of which I wouldn't know the act if he knocked at my door.

I shall ignore all comments on here and see the gig with a completely open mind, after which I'll report back (although it's not for about 12 weeks yet).

scrawny feck*, boss eyed and I think he's from devon or east angular or somewhere - bit of yokels' twang to his voice. Generally not that funny - as suggested by batman's patronage. Likely to tell jokes about being caught wanking a hamster by his mum then pulling a funny face.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:50 pm

He's from Bristol.

I recommend the podcast he did with Jon Richardson if you are looking to get into what he has done, I like it.

As for Commie, button it.

SuperWhiteWarrior · Post by **SuperWhiteWarrior** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:44 pm

Lenny Henry
Russell Brand
Ricky Gervais

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:49 pm

Russell Brand did a fantastic programme about ten years ago called 'Re-Branded'. It wasn't a comic thing, just a documentary series about life in Britain, it was great.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:36 pm

Batman wrote:Russell Brand did a fantastic programme about ten years ago called 'Re-Branded'. It wasn't a comic thing, just a documentary series about life in Britain, it was great.

Yup. Think it was in 02 while he was a major heroin addict. Have you seen the Nazi-boy episode? Absolutely shows the nice people up.

I like Brand. His stand up is OK but I think he's at his best on his radio show . His book is a great read too.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:37 pm

most have been mentioned...

but just for emphasis..

Alexei Sale - saw his "Hello John Got a new Motor" tour in Warwick - absolute bag of shite - and so far up his own arse nowadays - reckons he invented alternative comedy

John Cleese - about as funny as your dick caught in your fly-zip

Mock the week - the whole shower - how smugly self-congratulatory can you get???

Billy Connolly - totally up his own arse - what does Pamela Stephenson see in him??? (and she's not funny either)

Tony Hancock - utterly unfunny

Jimmy Carr - one trick pony whose trick is crap

and just for balance..

these are indisputably funny...

Humphrey Littleton (RIP) not strictly a comedian - but awesome timing..
Bill Bailey
Jack Dee
Eric Morecombe (RIP)
marcus Brigstocke in rant mode
Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore in Pete 'n Dud (RIP x2)
Kenneth Williams (RIP)

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:25 pm

Whilst waiting for Reaper, I've discovered there's something called Tonightly on Channel 4.
Now that's sh1te. I don't know the names of anyone on it, but they're all crap.
And I used to think the 11 O'Clock Show was bad.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:54 pm

Puskas wrote:Whilst waiting for Reaper, I've discovered there's something called Tonightly on Channel 4.

yeah batman's in it, that's why it's as funny as your mum getting cancer

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