Tiger Woods car crash

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:09 pm

boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

WTF!!!!!!!!

It's a barbers for Christ sakes man!!!!!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:13 pm

Hobinho wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?
WTF!!!!!!!!

It's a barbers for Christ sakes man!!!!!

As has been pointed out! Us Worsley-ites are very cosmopolitan!!

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:15 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?
WTF!!!!!!!!

It's a barbers for Christ sakes man!!!!!
As has been pointed out! Us Worsley-ites are very cosmopolitan!!

Squire fosters turning in his grave

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:22 pm

boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?

Maybe that's the Sun's take, but there have been no supermodels, and most are none too high on the beauty stakes either.

Their decided averageness is one of the most striking things about this story, that and the fact Tiger seems to like white women, and only white women.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:32 am

He's just announced he's taking an indefinite break from golf.

I'd have thought he would have been better off announcing he was taking an indefinate break from "bonking anything in a skirt".

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:40 am

I'm really disappointed. The calendar of venues for this year's majors could not have suited him better. I'm working in the locker room at St Andrews in the summer, so I hope he's got it together by then.

These are wise words, Tiger:

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:02 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I'm really disappointed. The calendar of venues for this year's majors could not have suited him better. I'm working in the locker room at St Andrews in the summer, so I hope he's got it together by then.

These are wise words, Tiger:

That picture reminds me of David Mitchell's brilliant take on bullsh*t marketing. A subject close to your new found ambitions I beleive

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:55 am

fatshaft wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Reading the Sun in the hairdressers yesterday and they ran an article listing all these apparant sexual partners since he was married. All supermodels, beauties and pornstars..... Then there was one munter who worked as a waitress, who lived in a trailer park on the outskirts of Vegas, really ugly, perm and all that and then a caption "Out of work since 2007" Hmmmm.. Need some money?
Maybe that's the Sun's take, but there have been no supermodels, and most are none too high on the beauty stakes either.

Their decided averageness is one of the most striking things about this story, that and the fact Tiger seems to like white women, and only white women.

The next O.J.?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:25 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I'm really disappointed. The calendar of venues for this year's majors could not have suited him better. I'm working in the locker room at St Andrews in the summer, so I hope he's got it together by then.

These are wise words, Tiger:

Well Accenture have decided what to do next - removed the page (and apparently anything else Tiger).

http://mashable.com/2009/12/11/tiger-woods-accenture/

Not being funny Mummy, the world of golf will be worse for not having him playing, but you spend all that time and effort cultivating the clean cut image and then find out it's just a pure sham. It's a con job.

It's not as if he's just found someone he loved more than his missus and had an affair, which still wouldn't stack with clean cut for me, but you might be able to understand it, he's been serially bonking just about anything.

I blame the Gillette fusion, personally. Who can we get to advertise "clean cut"?

Thierry Henry - Cheat
Tiger Woods - Con man

Just need Roger Federer to be outed as a bank robber to complete the set.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:31 pm

Bump!

Back for the Masters. Get in!

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:46 pm

I can barely contain my excitement.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:54 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I can barely contain my excitement.

golf..... midsomer..... MORSE.....

hmmm.... it's a tricky one...

aghhhh - midsomer has it by a whisker!

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:07 pm

thebish wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I can barely contain my excitement.

golf..... midsomer..... MORSE.....

hmmm.... it's a tricky one...

aghhhh - midsomer has it by a whisker!

Can we throw in history programmes too?

Then at least we could move on to "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" - or whichever broad interpretation you prefer..

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:36 pm

Woods turns the Masters spotlight solely on himself. Way to go, Tiger!

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:39 pm

I'm still nauseous from that apology thing he did.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:57 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I'm still nauseous from that apology thing he did.

Same - it was pretty pathetic.

The Masters should be great though despite the circus around it. At least it's one of the more exclusive tournaments for crowds and media. Interesting to see if he can come back and make a huge impact straight away - guessing he wouldn't be doing it if he didn't believe.

William the White · Post by **William the White** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:06 am

jimbo wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I'm still nauseous from that apology thing he did.
Same - it was pretty pathetic.

The Masters should be great though despite the circus around it. At least it's one of the more exclusive tournaments for crowds and media. Interesting to see if he can come back and make a huge impact straight away - guessing he wouldn't be doing it if he didn't believe.

On the absolute edge of my seat...

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:32 pm

I just wonder if they will still shout "in the hole"

I have my coat thanks

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:09 pm

jimbo wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I'm still nauseous from that apology thing he did.
Same - it was pretty pathetic.

The Masters should be great though despite the circus around it. At least it's one of the more exclusive tournaments for crowds and media. Interesting to see if he can come back and make a huge impact straight away - guessing he wouldn't be doing it if he didn't believe.

Same here. Never watch much tv but I was on holiday and was reading a book with BBC News on in the background. It was constant updates counting down to the apology. Finally out it spewed. All I could think was why would anyone care.

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