Separate thread to whine about *ManFlu

[Lost Leopard Spot]

He only lived till he was 30, muh.

But he did a lot in his short life. F'rinstance: he won the Olympics, for both poetry and chariot racing - eat your heart out Usain.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Yeah but he was only up against Caligula, who couldnt rhyme for shit.

[bwfcdan94]

I wander what I will be remembered for, not alot apart from some mental footballing views.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Yeah but he was only up against Caligula, who couldnt rhyme for shit.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Urgh....feel like shite......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Urgh....feel like shite......

There's a lot of it about . Although at the moment I'm feeling quite perky thank you very much

[Annoyed Grunt]

True.....just seems that once you get over a bout, you've caught it again....

[bwfcdan94]

True.....just seems that once you get over a bout, you've caught it again....

I had a cold for 3 years non stop when I was in my early teens. I could not leave the house without taking 20 tissues with me.

[Annoyed Grunt]

3 months and its on its way back.......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

bollocks. Violent sneezing anduh dat nasul indonation to ebery ding I say.
This dime aroun, I yakcept dis is manflu.

[2399]

ARRGHHH!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
I am sick, got called to work today but couldn't go!
I got my 2nd radio spot this Saturday, and am too tired to get the list done.

I am only 50 odd minutes of music into a four hour show!

Plus the most devastating of all: I have missed 4 days of Big Brother UK!!!

But my Partner and friend have still been watching, so it's not all that bad!

[boltonotter]

had it the last couple of weeks and was particularly bad during the heatwave......fever and 35 degrees......time for swim

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

ARRGHHH!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
I am sick, got called to work today but couldn't go!
I got my 2nd radio spot this Saturday, and am too tired to get the list done.

I am only 50 odd minutes of music into a four hour show!

Plus the most devastating of all: I have missed 4 days of Big Brother UK!!!

But my Partner and friend have still been watching, so it's not all that bad!

Some uninteresting wannabes moaned/sobbed/bitched/lied/schemed/got pissed/had a fake romance

Delete as appropriate.

You should feel better having not watched that shite

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Waaaah. On Monday one of my technicians called in sick. Oh yeh, we all went, knowing he had been to a wedding over the weekend. Anyway, he finally polled up on Wednesday, but by Thurrday morning was complaining he hadn't recovered enough and was off sick again.
This morning I'm sitting alone in the office. All my team have called in sick one after the other. I'm beginning to develop a sore throat, my head feels thick, my neck feels stiff, nad I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
I'm guessing it's the primary stages of either Ebola or Dengue Fever. If you never hear from me again notify the Centre for Disease Control, and good luck, some of you might make it through to repopulate the earth.

[thebish]

Waaaah. On Monday one of my technicians called in sick. Oh yeh, we all went, knowing he had been to a wedding over the weekend. Anyway, he finally polled up on Wednesday, but by Thurrday morning was complaining he hadn't recovered enough and was off sick again.
This morning I'm sitting alone in the office. All my team have called in sick one after the other. I'm beginning to develop a sore throat, my head feels thick, my neck feels stiff, nad I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
I'm guessing it's the primary stages of either Ebola or Dengue Fever. If you never hear from me again notify the Centre for Disease Control, and good luck, some of you might make it through to repopulate the earth.

or maybe - just a thought - first day of an ashes test?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Waaaah. On Monday one of my technicians called in sick. Oh yeh, we all went, knowing he had been to a wedding over the weekend. Anyway, he finally polled up on Wednesday, but by Thurrday morning was complaining he hadn't recovered enough and was off sick again.
This morning I'm sitting alone in the office. All my team have called in sick one after the other. I'm beginning to develop a sore throat, my head feels thick, my neck feels stiff, nad I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
I'm guessing it's the primary stages of either Ebola or Dengue Fever. If you never hear from me again notify the Centre for Disease Control, and good luck, some of you might make it through to repopulate the earth.

or maybe - just a thought - first day of an ashes test?

Two of them are women, and one of the blokes is from Peru. Nope - Ebola.

[thebish]

women, you say.. they'll be at home reading the footie scores into a wooden spoon in front of a mirror - given new hope by the BBC of a future glittering career!

[Gooner Girl]

Waaaah. On Monday one of my technicians called in sick. Oh yeh, we all went, knowing he had been to a wedding over the weekend. Anyway, he finally polled up on Wednesday, but by Thurrday morning was complaining he hadn't recovered enough and was off sick again.
This morning I'm sitting alone in the office. All my team have called in sick one after the other. I'm beginning to develop a sore throat, my head feels thick, my neck feels stiff, nad I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
I'm guessing it's the primary stages of either Ebola or Dengue Fever. If you never hear from me again notify the Centre for Disease Control, and good luck, some of you might make it through to repopulate the earth.

or maybe - just a thought - first day of an ashes test?

Two of them are women, and one of the blokes is from Peru. Nope - Ebola.

Because women can't enjoy cricket?!

[Gooner Girl]

women, you say.. they'll be at home reading the footie scores into a wooden spoon in front of a mirror - given new hope by the BBC of a future glittering career!

How did you guess what I do every night?!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Waaaah. On Monday one of my technicians called in sick. Oh yeh, we all went, knowing he had been to a wedding over the weekend. Anyway, he finally polled up on Wednesday, but by Thurrday morning was complaining he hadn't recovered enough and was off sick again.
This morning I'm sitting alone in the office. All my team have called in sick one after the other. I'm beginning to develop a sore throat, my head feels thick, my neck feels stiff, nad I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
I'm guessing it's the primary stages of either Ebola or Dengue Fever. If you never hear from me again notify the Centre for Disease Control, and good luck, some of you might make it through to repopulate the earth.

or maybe - just a thought - first day of an ashes test?

Two of them are women, and one of the blokes is from Peru. Nope - Ebola.

Because women can't enjoy cricket?!

No. Because they are more sensitive. To Ebola.