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Post by malcd1 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:01 pm

Andy Waller wrote:Can anyone clarify whether Peter Kay is a cnut or not?
I don't think so. I'm sure we would have heard something by now.

In fact I have heard from someone he was just as funny in real life. It was one of my wife's friends who is a dental assistant. Was a while ago though.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:21 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Can anyone clarify whether Peter Kay is a cnut or not?
I don't think so. I'm sure we would have heard something by now.

In fact I have heard from someone he was just as funny in real life. It was one of my wife's friends who is a dental assistant. Was a while ago though.

Does she call him when she's down in the mouth? Ey? Ey? Do you see what I did there? Comedy f*cking genius me!
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Post by mrkint » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:38 pm

Prufrock wrote:Finest satirical actor of our time.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:40 pm

Cordon and Dyer are quite evidentially c*nts on the camera and therefore one would presume are just as bad off it.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:46 pm

not really sure I get this thread... is it the idea simply to guess whether a famous person is a nice person off-camera? :conf:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:56 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:28 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:Cordon and Dyer are quite evidentially c*nts on the camera and therefore one would presume are just as bad off it.
They may well be, but base it on knowing that, not on a wild presumption of someone you've never met.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:31 pm

Fair enough, as soap said "presumptions being the brother of all F8ck ups."
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:25 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Cordon and Dyer are quite evidentially c*nts on the camera and therefore one would presume are just as bad off it.
They may well be, but base it on knowing that, not on a wild presumption of someone you've never met.
^ that seems to be the rather bizarre point of the thread! beats me!
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Post by Always hopeful » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
malcd1 wrote:For some reason I always think James Corden could be an arrogant twunk off camera. He may be a great lad but he just comes across as a arse.
Cannot stand him. Comes across to me as some complete tosser with delusions of adequacy. As funny as standing barefooted on an upturned plug.

(Was very good in Mike Leigh's All or Nothing though, to give him his due)
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Post by jimbo » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:59 pm

thebish wrote:not really sure I get this thread... is it the idea simply to guess whether a famous person is a nice person off-camera? :conf:
I'm waiting for the spin-off thread 'Bet he's a right **** when not on on an internet forum'
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:17 am

mrkint wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Finest satirical actor of our time.
and the best tweeter, bar none.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:55 am

Prufrock wrote:
mrkint wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Finest satirical actor of our time.
and the best tweeter, bar none.

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Well, I just found out that I can spray water through my nose!

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Post by Prufrock » Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:35 am

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:11 pm

May I propose membership of this select band ... Morrissey. Effete ponce that he is.

This amused me.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:04 pm

Has anyone mentioned Coyle yet? :mrgreen:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:28 am

Of the clan McCloud?
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:37 am

I was going to name one 50 yr old TV celeb who, on his travels, goes clubbing and picks up the young and impressionable. He stays JUST this side of legal ... just. Like 16yr old just.

However I saw that he married recently. To a 24 year old. Moving on up Nick (Ooops, almost gave it away then). Bravo.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:27 am

Just read in this morning's paper that Kanye West? (had to get the paper out ot spell his name as I know nothing of him), appearing on Jools Holland, ordered his dressing room torn down and remodelled with everything in it white including flowers. He then ordered staff to IRON THE CARPET" :shock:

Wtf is wrong with these people? A kick up the arse is what he really needs. :evil:
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