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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:47 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Arrived in work this morning to find a slim brown envelope on my desk. Congratulations you are being made redundant on the 31st December. Happy New year to me! :pissed:

I'm sat here not really sure what I think, but a little more excited by the possibility than depressed by the news.
What's the full story ?
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:07 pm

They should have consulted with anyone at risk of being made redundant.

If it was just you, then they would need to justify why, and consult individually with you.

If it was more then they'd have to do a group consultation (and before they decide WHO,they need to consult anyone in the same POOL who COULD be).

If it was more than 20 (or is it more now?) then they should have consulted staff reps/union first before staff directly.

IIRC.

Don't know the backstory, but if getting an envelope on your desk is the first you knew about it............

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:29 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Arrived in work this morning to find a slim brown envelope on my desk. Congratulations you are being made redundant on the 31st December. Happy New year to me! :pissed:

I'm sat here not really sure what I think, but a little more excited by the possibility than depressed by the news.
What's the full story ?
I think it is about all HR types being cowardly scum, or something.
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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:09 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Arrived in work this morning to find a slim brown envelope on my desk. Congratulations you are being made redundant on the 31st December. Happy New year to me! :pissed:

I'm sat here not really sure what I think, but a little more excited by the possibility than depressed by the news.
What's the full story ?
I think it is about all HR types being cowardly scum, or something.
Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
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Post by Athers » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:18 pm

I'd say that conversation was a job for line management.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:22 pm

TANGODANCER wrote: Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
Hardly. HR types stop senior management from coming out with what they'd really like to.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
Hardly. HR types stop senior management from coming out with what they'd really like to.

And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:55 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote: And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
To be honest, Gary, I'm mildly amused by the number of ordinarily rational people that have jumped all over some supposed flagrant disregard of HR procedure here. Bob's not mentioned a single thing about the sequence of events leading up to this morning's envelope here, which, for all we know, may well have been carried out to the absolute letter. :conf:
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:55 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
Hardly. HR types stop senior management from coming out with what they'd really like to.

And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
that's a very harsh way of describing BB's redundancy... :shock:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:13 pm

Athers wrote:I'd say that conversation was a job for line management.
Precisely. When I've had to carry out redundancies in the past I have always been the one breaking the news with HR hiding in the background. I wouldn't have it any other way anyway. If you're the line manager, then whether it is redundancy, disciplinary or sacking, you should be up front and centre. From BB's post it sounds like the first he knew about it was the letter.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:29 pm

What's funny is Bob's head of HR. :D
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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:32 pm

I'm on a fixed term contract which has been extended twice but due to impending changes to the NHS, its curtains this time. The boss had me in last thing yesterday to tell me personally and the letter was waiting on my desk this morning giving me 90 days notice of my impending implosion.

It's all being done by the book, they are trying to redeploy me into another job (I was offered one today but with a rather hefty 14 grand pay cut - strangely enough I declined!) and if nothing comes up it should be a small amount of redundancy money out of which I'll have to buy office cream cakes.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:47 pm

As an HR type let me confirm that, at this very moment, I am stopping myself saying what I really want to.

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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:48 pm

bobo the clown wrote:As an HR type let me confirm that, at this very moment, I am stopping myself saying what I really want to.

:fingers: :fingers:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:34 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
To be honest, Gary, I'm mildly amused by the number of ordinarily rational people that have jumped all over some supposed flagrant disregard of HR procedure here. Bob's not mentioned a single thing about the sequence of events leading up to this morning's envelope here, which, for all we know, may well have been carried out to the absolute letter. :conf:

I was basing it on my own experience of my HR department.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:44 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
To be honest, Gary, I'm mildly amused by the number of ordinarily rational people that have jumped all over some supposed flagrant disregard of HR procedure here. Bob's not mentioned a single thing about the sequence of events leading up to this morning's envelope here, which, for all we know, may well have been carried out to the absolute letter. :conf:

I was basing it on my own experience of my HR department.
Ah, so when you referenced "this" HR department you actually meant your own, and not Bijou Bob's then?! Fair enough. :?
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
To be honest, Gary, I'm mildly amused by the number of ordinarily rational people that have jumped all over some supposed flagrant disregard of HR procedure here. Bob's not mentioned a single thing about the sequence of events leading up to this morning's envelope here, which, for all we know, may well have been carried out to the absolute letter. :conf:

I was basing it on my own experience of my HR department.
Ah, so when you referenced "this" HR department you actually meant your own, and not Bijou Bob's then?! Fair enough. :?

Well, no. Not having the full facts I knee-jerked like a mother-feck* and assumed they were all the same (freelance HR types with size 24 feet and collapsible cars notwithstanding)

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:39 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: And they have to conform with employment law. Methinks this HR department has dropped a bollock.
To be honest, Gary, I'm mildly amused by the number of ordinarily rational people that have jumped all over some supposed flagrant disregard of HR procedure here. Bob's not mentioned a single thing about the sequence of events leading up to this morning's envelope here, which, for all we know, may well have been carried out to the absolute letter. :conf:
I was basing it on my own experience of my HR department.
Ah, so when you referenced "this" HR department you actually meant your own, and not Bijou Bob's then?! Fair enough. :?
Well, no. Not having the full facts I knee-jerked like a mother-feck* and assumed they were all the same (freelance HR types with size 24 feet and collapsible cars notwithstanding)
I'm all the same.

Totally. :oyea:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:44 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Arrived in work this morning to find a slim brown envelope on my desk. Congratulations you are being made redundant on the 31st December. Happy New year to me! :pissed:

I'm sat here not really sure what I think, but a little more excited by the possibility than depressed by the news.
What's the full story ?
I think it is about all HR types being cowardly scum, or something.
Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
My remark may have been taken seriously, Tango. I was just, as we say, yanking Bobo's chain.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:47 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Arrived in work this morning to find a slim brown envelope on my desk. Congratulations you are being made redundant on the 31st December. Happy New year to me! :pissed:

I'm sat here not really sure what I think, but a little more excited by the possibility than depressed by the news.
What's the full story ?
I think it is about all HR types being cowardly scum, or something.
Not defending them, but HR types just do what they're told to do by senior management.
My remark may have been taken seriously, Tango. I was just, as we say, yanking Bobo's chain.
Nay bother Monty. I too was just speaking from personal experience, which differs widely from place to place,obviously. :wink:
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