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boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:58 pm

aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:07 pm

boltonboris wrote:aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!

They must have been, BB, or else there would be an "edit" note surely.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:14 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
boltonboris wrote:aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!
They must have been, BB, or else there would be an "edit" note surely.

Gremlins in the system!!!

Crazy horse seems to think so too, unless that was aimed at me???

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:16 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
boltonboris wrote:aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!
They must have been, BB, or else there would be an "edit" note surely.
Gremlins in the system!!!

Crazy horse seems to think so too, unless that was aimed at me???

You never know with the Hoss!

cophilie · Post by **cophilie** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:30 pm

Maybe it was some more of Tango's morally dubious editing?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:19 pm

cophilie wrote:Maybe it was some more of Tango's morally dubious editing?

Tango will not reply to your post cophile, due to him being sacked from MOD duties and banned from the site. We have also written to his boss, who has sacked him with immediate effect, and repossessed his house.

We've also sent a certain member of the site a written apology, along with a £200 gift voucher to spend in the Reebok superstore.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:21 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
cophilie wrote:Maybe it was some more of Tango's morally dubious editing?
Tango will not reply to your post cophile, due to him being sacked from MOD duties and banned from the site. We have also written to his boss, who has sacked him with immediate effect, and repossessed his house.

We've also sent a certain member of the site a written apology, along with a £200 gift voucher to spend in the Reebok superstore.

Gary Megson?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:22 pm

cophilie wrote:Maybe it was some more of Tango's morally dubious editing?

Na na na na nah, I'm back. Barsteward.

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:11 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
boltonboris wrote:aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!
They must have been, BB, or else there would be an "edit" note surely.

Only once someone's in the process of posting when you replace the post, I think. I've noticed the odd double-space and immediately edited without the info appearing at the bottom. You need swift hands, grasshopper...

PS apologies to anyone who expected a joke

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:39 pm

I did indeed miss the punchline, by gum you lot are flippin' quick!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:17 am

InsaneApache wrote:I did indeed miss the punchline, by gum you lot are flippin' quick!

knew I wasn't going mad(der)

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:00 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
boltonboris wrote:aahhhhh! See, the bottom 2 lines, weren't there before!!!
They must have been, BB, or else there would be an "edit" note surely.
Only once someone's in the process of posting when you replace the post, I think. I've noticed the odd double-space and immediately edited without the info appearing at the bottom. You need swift hands, grasshopper...

PS apologies to anyone who expected a joke

Yes, if the last two lines were added while BB was composing but had not yet submitted his post, the edit would not appear.
So how about a joke, DSB?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:50 pm

Why's the English summer like Baghdad?

It's a little bit sunni, but mostly shi'ite.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:53 pm

blurred wrote:Why's the English summer like Baghdad?

It's a little bit sunni, but mostly shi'ite.

The short ones are the best!!!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:38 pm

Warning very inappropriate joke

A recent survey showed 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Sorry had to

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:46 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:Warning very inappropriate joke

A recent survey showed 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Sorry had to

That has to be a Jimmy Carr-ism. Saw him at The Apollo a couple of months back. He finished off with "You know that your girlfriend's too young when you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth".

Anyway. This fella walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf". The doctor asks "Can you describe the symptoms?", to which he replied "Yes, Homer's yellow and fat whereas Marge has got big blue hair".

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:45 pm

A redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop. The redhead spots her fella buying flowers and groans. "Oh shit, he always has expectations after buying me flowers and I don't fancy spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.
Blonde says: "Why don't you just buy a vase?

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:56 pm

More poor taste jokes:

Railtrack bosses have promised to cut waiting times at Paddinton Station.

Apparently Mark Speight was left hanging around for 6 days!

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:57 pm

Just went to get my dinner out of the oven and its gone, simply vanished.

Thats the last time I buy McCann oven chips.

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