Today I'm angry about.....

[ohjimmyjimmy]

It'll never last anyway.

[General Mannerheim]

i always thought the idea of getting wed abroad is so that you dont have to invite any guests! sounds good to me.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I messaged an old friend from Liverpool to see if he wanted to come around Satdy night to watch the match (2:23AM broadcast start)

He hasn't gotten back to me, obviously because he has a life

[Lofthouse Lower]

i always thought the idea of getting wed abroad is so that you dont have to invite any guests! sounds good to me.

Exactly.

Don't see why he feels the need to invite me anyway, bloody relatives

[Gary the Enfield]

Push bike seats, my ass is killing me!!!!!

chamois cream!

Here you go ya big girl!

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[Gooner Girl]

Tis a day to be angry today. Still hacked off with work, now bloody Nasri claiming Arsenal fans aren't as good as City fans. Why, because they booed you cos you were pissing off to City for the money? Scumbag.

Grrrr. i really need a bath, massage, cup of tea and long sleep else i think my blood pressure may explode through the roof today.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Tis a day to be angry today. Still hacked off with work, now bloody Nasri claiming Arsenal fans aren't as good as City fans. Why, because they booed you cos you were pissing off to City for the money? Scumbag.

Grrrr. i really need a bath, massage, cup of tea and long sleep else i think my blood pressure may explode through the roof today.

Did he not actually say that Arsenal had good fans, but not as passionate since the move to the Emirates.

[Gooner Girl]

Quoted him on BBC sport as saying "more passionate fans" Anyway, stop being pedantic and just let me have my hissy fit eh?! Its not been a great day.

[Annoyed Grunt]

On you go.

[Gooner Girl]

Sorry, Helen

yes, so you should be, and for that you can pop over and make my calming cup of tea, Colin.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Sorry, Helen

yes, so you should be, and for that you can pop over and make my calming cup of tea, Colin.

Quick typing.

[Gooner Girl]

Milk, no sugar please...

[superjohnmcginlay]

Trans pennine express. Idle bastards. I can just friday being a fooking nightmare cos of you c***s.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Quoted him on BBC sport as saying "more passionate fans" Anyway, stop being pedantic and just let me have my hissy fit eh?! Its not been a great day.

Thinking about it, how would he know, you signed him 2 years after the move.

[Harry Genshaw]

A guy at my works just been fired this last week for indulging in several, ahem, liaisons with our customers. He's married with 3 young kids. I had no idea he was a smooth talker. He's a big chubby guy too and one of his latest conquests apparently slipped her number in his pocket while he was working at her gaffe and told him to pop round if he fancied some fun.

20 bastard years I've worked at that place and can count the number of propositions I've had on 0 fingers

[Gary the Enfield]

A guy at my works just been fired this last week for indulging in several, ahem, liaisons with our customers. He's married with 3 young kids. I had no idea he was a smooth talker. He's a big chubby guy too and one of his latest conquests apparently slipped her number in his pocket while he was working at her gaffe and told him to pop round if he fancied some fun.

20 bastard years I've worked at that place and can count the number of propositions I've had on 0 fingers

Serves you right for being a slim f*cker!
(I've never been propositioned either)

[Little Green Man]

20 bastard years I've worked at that place and can count the number of propositions I've had on 0 fingers

Levi Bellfield, an ugly, no-neck porker from London has managed to be married four times and has fathered 11 children with five women. Oh, and he's a serial killer to boot. There's no accounting for taste.

[Harry Genshaw]

20 bastard years I've worked at that place and can count the number of propositions I've had on 0 fingers

Levi Bellfield, an ugly, no-neck porker from London has managed to be married four times and has fathered 11 children with five women. Oh, and he's a serial killer to boot. There's no accounting for taste.

Fancy coming out tonight love? No ta, I'm already meeting up with a fat serial killer.

I'm not sure that makes me feel any better!

[Gooner Girl]

Oh dear boys... I'm sure they are all lusting after you in secret... Errr....

[2399]

I went to download a new football eyefone crapp and it said I needed iphone 4.0 software update