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Who will you be voting for?

Labour
13
41%
Conservatives
12
38%
Liberal Democrats
2
6%
UK Independence Party (UKIP)
0
No votes
Green Party
3
9%
Plaid Cymru
0
No votes
Other
1
3%
Planet Hobo
1
3%
 
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:25 am

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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Ulster politics is not my Big Thing, so I've never heard of Charlie either. Nay Sayrenda.
Aye well, they're kicking off now over how many times a year they'll fly the Union Jack outside Belfast City Hall.
They shouldn't fly it at all - they should paint it on the outside, extra large with a mural of an SAS soldier sighting down his rifle barrel.
In which case they should get someone that's good at it in to do it. Most of the murials that I've seen on the Shanklin/Falls/Crumlin Road etc. are embarrassingly shit.
I don't think sensitive artistic types last very long on Shanklin/Falls/Crumlin Road :wink:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:39 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Ulster politics is not my Big Thing, so I've never heard of Charlie either. Nay Sayrenda.
Aye well, they're kicking off now over how many times a year they'll fly the Union Jack outside Belfast City Hall.
They shouldn't fly it at all - they should paint it on the outside, extra large with a mural of an SAS soldier sighting down his rifle barrel.
In which case they should get someone that's good at it in to do it. Most of the murials that I've seen on the Shanklin/Falls/Crumlin Road etc. are embarrassingly shit.
I don't think sensitive artistic types last very long on Shanklin/Falls/Crumlin Road :wink:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:50 am

Never mind, the piercing eye will get them! And that's another thing, how come when we've got an English news story it's Oily Gearring or some Scot presenting it, but whenever it's Ulster news stories the presenter has the most Ulsterish accent that can be found. It took me months to work out that the mysterious Piercing Eye is in fact the PSNI (police service of nothin island).
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Little Green Man » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:59 am

I was most disappointed when they chose not to call themselves the Northern Irish Police Service.

The feck-wittedness over certain colours extends to these shores too.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/th ... 81747.html

I don't suppose they're too welcoming to Martians in Larkhall.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:06 pm

"There have even been claims that drunken youths have attempted to set fire to grass."

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Relentless09 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:30 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:"There have even been claims that drunken youths have attempted to set fire to grass."

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Probably empty wkd bottles which they think are petrol bombs but their too "drunk" to realise there's actually no petrol in it

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:23 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... story.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

She's got to go, I'm afraid.

That special adviser will never work in this field again either...
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:32 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... story.html

She's got to go, I'm afraid.

That special adviser will never work in this field again either...
But it'll drag on, and on
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Hoboh » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:06 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... story.html

She's got to go, I'm afraid.

That special adviser will never work in this field again either...
I'm not afraid she's got to go!
The snout in trough pig should be drummed out immediately given all that’s happened on the expenses front, it smacks of sheer arrogance.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:12 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... story.html

She's got to go, I'm afraid.

That special adviser will never work in this field again either...
But it'll drag on, and on
I might need to revise that. The BBC doesn't even recognise this as a news story, it's not even buried in the margins of the Politics page, so it might just be quietly dropped. Trough snuffling b*stards.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:06 am

Hoboh wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... story.html

She's got to go, I'm afraid.

That special adviser will never work in this field again either...
I'm not afraid she's got to go!

The snout in trough pig should be drummed out immediately given all that’s happened on the expenses front, it smacks of sheer arrogance.
Interesting to see on that page a link to "too sick to stand trial ex MP'ess Margaret Moran is well enough to take nice breaks in her Spanish property.


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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:21 pm

Its interesting that it only appears to be The Telegraph thats still looking under rocks on this one. Perhaps the Leveson threat wasn't so idle, and wasn't confined to one newspaper?

Theres still clearly legs in the story, and it appears a significant proportion of MPs are, shall we say, not playing by the spirit of the rules, as much as breaking them? I suppose you can act with impunity when you get to make your own rules up...
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:14 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Its interesting that it only appears to be The Telegraph thats still looking under rocks on this one. Perhaps the Leveson threat wasn't so idle, and wasn't confined to one newspaper?

Theres still clearly legs in the story, and it appears a significant proportion of MPs are, shall we say, not playing by the spirit of the rules, as much as breaking them? I suppose you can act with impunity when you get to make your own rules up...
I'm expecting the headline anytime soon... "JK Rowling in world Quidditch match fixing allegations"
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:16 am

Might at least make her books interesting.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Hoboh » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:17 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Might at least make her books interesting.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:32 pm

http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parli ... s-and.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Another hair-brained Conservative idea.

Very little winds me up in politics more than Conservatives being simultaneously ludicrously moralistic and senselessly impractical.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:50 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parli ... s-and.html

Another hair-brained Conservative idea.

Very little winds me up in politics more than Conservatives being simultaneously ludicrously moralistic and senselessly impractical.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by William the White » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:26 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parli ... s-and.html

Another hair-brained Conservative idea.

Very little winds me up in politics more than Conservatives being simultaneously ludicrously moralistic and senselessly impractical.
i'd like to get that prick living on a claimant's benefits with his Welfare card.

Feckin permanently.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:44 am

Plebgate's raised it's head again. Looks like it's the Coppers that are lying, not Mitchell :shock:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:23 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Plebgate's raised it's head again. Looks like it's the Coppers that are lying, not Mitchell :shock:
Pigs in porkies shocker!
Still wouldn't trust that Mitchell as far as I could throw him.
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