General Chit Chat

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Isn't it a nice feeling when unexpectedly somebody backs you up. Well, I've got to thank the Prime Minister for doing just that for me, because yesterday he took time out to make an important statement backing me up, and I didn't even vote for him at the last election...

The Status Quo is unacceptable

Why thank you Dave.

I believe Gary the Enfield missed the significance of the Prime Minister's statement. Never mind I'll petition the government to enact a bill about it in the next session of parliament.

[Gary the Enfield]

Isn't it a nice feeling when unexpectedly somebody backs you up. Well, I've got to thank the Prime Minister for doing just that for me, because yesterday he took time out to make an important statement backing me up, and I didn't even vote for him at the last election...

The Status Quo is unacceptable

Why thank you Dave.

I believe Gary the Enfield missed the significance of the Prime Minister's statement. Never mind I'll petition the government to enact a bill about it in the next session of parliament.

Do you know I saw that and thought of you. How sad is that?

[Gary the Enfield]

Isn't it a nice feeling when unexpectedly somebody backs you up. Well, I've got to thank the Prime Minister for doing just that for me, because yesterday he took time out to make an important statement backing me up, and I didn't even vote for him at the last election...

The Status Quo is unacceptable

Why thank you Dave.

I believe Gary the Enfield missed the significance of the Prime Minister's statement. Never mind I'll petition the government to enact a bill about it in the next session of parliament.

Do you know I saw that and thought of you. How sad is that?

By the way? Revenge will be mine.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Do you know I saw that and thought of you. How sad is that?

That's sad. On a scale of one to ten where one is not sad at all, and ten is very sad, it'd be a ten.

[Gary the Enfield]

Do you know I saw that and thought of you. How sad is that?

That's sad. On a scale of one to ten where one is not sad at all, and ten is very sad, it'd be a ten.

Ok. Hugs.

[thebish]

Isn't it a nice feeling when unexpectedly somebody backs you up. Well, I've got to thank the Prime Minister for doing just that for me, because yesterday he took time out to make an important statement backing me up, and I didn't even vote for him at the last election...

The Status Quo is unacceptable

Why thank you Dave.

[thebish]

I was woken up last night by a weird sound... at 2:30am

took me a while to work out what it was...

it was my door-bell (not really a bell in the "bing-bong" sense - more of a flakey buzzy sound)

anyway - it was just buzzing - on and on and on - as if someone was standing outside leaning on the button...

I went down - and nervously opened the front door...

nobody there..

and just after I closed the door - it stopped...

I cannot replicate it (as in - making it stick)... weird.... and a little bit spooooooky!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I was woken up last night by a weird sound... at 2:30am

took me a while to work out what it was...

it was my door-bell (not really a bell in the "bing-bong" sense - more of a flakey buzzy sound)

anyway - it was just buzzing - on and on and on - as if someone was standing outside leaning on the button...

I went down - and nervously opened the front door...

nobody there..

and just after I closed the door - it stopped...

I cannot replicate it (as in - making it stick)... weird.... and a little bit spooooooky!

Happened to us a few times a couple of years back. Always happened at 3am and the like. Sometimes multiple times in a night. Of course I'd charge out the house in my boxers ready to lamp the scrot pressing the button to find myself alone. Turned out it was a loose connection in the button that occasionally completed the circuit to ring.

[Bruce Rioja]

Is there anyway that I can stop my central heating from sounding like I have an intruder?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You could turn it off...but I'm guessing that isn't an option right?!

[thebish]

Is there anyway that I can stop my central heating from sounding like I have an intruder?

bleed your radiators??

[Bruce Rioja]

You could turn it off...but I'm guessing that isn't an option right?!

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

bleed your radiators??

I'll try that. Cheers.

[thebish]

You could turn it off...but I'm guessing that isn't an option right?!

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

bleed your radiators??

I'll try that. Cheers.

have you got the bleedin' key?

[Bruce Rioja]

have you got the bleedin' key?

What the feck's it to do with you? Oh, right, I see. Yes I have thanks.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

I'm amazed how much I feel cooler weather now. It was 18c first thing this morning and it felt really cold. I might be in the UK for a visit in February and I'm dreading it weather wise.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

I'm amazed how much I feel cooler weather now. It was 18c first thing this morning and it felt really cold. I might be in the UK for a visit in February and I'm dreading it weather wise.

Don't come. My dog went out for a pee and I've just spent half an hour chiseling her loose from the frozen mound of piss.

[thebish]

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

I'm amazed how much I feel cooler weather now. It was 18c first thing this morning and it felt really cold. I might be in the UK for a visit in February and I'm dreading it weather wise.

Don't come. My dog went out for a pee and I've just spent half an hour chiseling her loose from the frozen mound of piss.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

How soon a man forgets the bitterness of a British winter

I'm amazed how much I feel cooler weather now. It was 18c first thing this morning and it felt really cold. I might be in the UK for a visit in February and I'm dreading it weather wise.

Don't come. My dog went out for a pee and I've just spent half an hour chiseling her loose from the frozen mound of piss.

Fvck it. I'll go to the Maldives instead.

[Gooner Girl]

3 hours non stop Teaching lessons in the pool this afternoon. I now feel and look like a wrinkled prune.

[thebish]

3 hours non stop Teaching lessons in the pool this afternoon. I now feel and look like a wrinkled prune.

i guess a nice hot bath would be a poor idea then!!