Today I'm angry about.....

[TANGODANCER]

glad she got through it! when she's landed safely - bit of quality peace & quiet boat building time!

The dog won't see it like that bish. He's sulking right now cos he thinks she'll be back today. It'll soon be walk, play, eat, sleep, more walk, more play etc etc. Guess it'll be reasonably peaceful though. Oh, and add Skype to all those app things that intrude the fxck out of life. That and the fact they're eight hours behind us in time and maybe not too peaceful then.

[boltonboris]

Okay POS. So, if you buy her these tickets for 'Christmas' (bearing in mind she knows all about it). When Christmas day comes along, do you think she'll be happy with it??

Obviously being a man of great romance and mystery Id also shower her with surprise presents as well, like this bag she keeps asking for, or this dress she's told me about a thousand times

"I've got you a surprise..

But there's nothing else here..

That's the surprise!"

[Gooner Girl]

1. Steps have reformed

2. They're going on tour

3. Missus wants me to get tickets for her

4. They're £35 + fees

Look, if you want to start a thread celebrating your joy at Steps reforming go for it. You don't have to go into the elaborate charade of pretending to be angry about ticket prices just to shoehorn it in.

Ah youre right, I have indeed been glued to the 4 part (!) documentary about the truth behind their break up and them getting back together again.

I think she's angling towards this being her christmas present, but I cant get my head round half of that present being someone elses ticket!

You need to check into the
fine details of this ... do you get a go on her for this ?

Ahhh Bobo, such a romantic...

[Verbal]

Broken finger!

curses

[Worthy4England]

Broken finger!

curses

That's what happens when you give up smoking. It's bad for you.

I gave up last week, but I can already feel a broken leg coming on.

[William the White]

Broken finger!

curses

That's what happens when you give up smoking. It's bad for you.

I gave up last week, but I can already feel a broken leg coming on.

How's it going? Keep at it, though. I gave up 10 years ago. so glad I did.

[Worthy4England]

Broken finger!

curses

That's what happens when you give up smoking. It's bad for you.

I gave up last week, but I can already feel a broken leg coming on.

How's it going? Keep at it, though. I gave up 10 years ago. so glad I did.

IT'S HAD ITS MOMENTS OF STRESS!

[Verbal]

Stress? What stress? Are you saying I'm stressed?! Because I'm not

[thebish]

utterly mental - stupid fecker...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leePiTkJs3A

[thebish]

not sure why it irritates me - but it does...

for the last 20mins - Paul Gascoigne has been interviewed on R5 live. to listen to him is a genuinely painful experience - he can barely string two coherent thoughts together.

can we not just leave him alone???

[Worthy4England]

not sure why it irritates me - but it does...

for the last 20mins - Paul Gascoigne has been interviewed on R5 live. to listen to him is a genuinely painful experience - he can barely string two coherent thoughts together.

can we not just leave him alone???

Maybe he wanted to go on 5 live as a little earner?

[thebish]

not sure why it irritates me - but it does...

for the last 20mins - Paul Gascoigne has been interviewed on R5 live. to listen to him is a genuinely painful experience - he can barely string two coherent thoughts together.

can we not just leave him alone???

Maybe he wanted to go on 5 live as a little earner?

he's plugging a book... but do we have to let him??

[CrazyHorse]

Man's a legend and we should always honour our legends.

He's also a walking advert of how NOT to live your life and for that reason alone he should remain in the public eye.

Plus he scored that goal against Scotland.

Just saying like.

[thebish]

He's also a walking advert of how NOT to live your life and for that reason alone he should remain in the public eye.

that much is true! even when he is not wasted, he sounds totally wasted... genuinely painful to listen to him stumble, drawl and repeat himself for a whole 20mins...

[Prufrock]

Received an e-mail where somebody requested 'all replies be e-mailed to myself by....'.


BASH. ON. THE. HEAD.

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Love those redundant reflexive pronouns in those desperate bids for formality...

[boltonboris]

Please allow myself, just introduce... Myself

[thebish]

the bastard bike keeps working!

[Lord Kangana]

That Roquefort is being thrown in with junk food by all and sundry.Theres some reet shitfer brains out there.

It'd take pages to list the health benefits of good quality unpasteurised sheeps and goats cheese.

[bobo the clown]

Please allow myself, just introduce... Myself

... why ? Are you a man of wealth & fame ?