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Post by stinkythefrog » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:32 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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Is that your entry into the caption competition Gertie ? Is that the bloke or the cat saying that ?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:53 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:02 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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This is the best condition I've ever seen this greedy, lazy b stard in......stuffed!
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Post by Bench » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:04 pm

Anyone seen my wife's big pussy?
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Post by Mr Rose like a salmon » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:41 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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I wish this 3ft bloke would stop picking me up!
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Post by Leonard » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:22 pm

Mr Rose like a salmon wrote:
Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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I wish this 3ft bloke would stop picking me up!
:D :D Good one!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:38 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:46 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
"Is that cat flap still wide open love? Its bloody freezing in here!"
competition over, that's just livened up a dull afternoon for me, can't stop laughin the office are wondering what's funny about spreadsheets
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:01 pm

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:22 pm

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Post by warthog » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:28 pm

Gertie wrote:Image
"Martha! You've left the cat outside again. Look at him. Frozen solid."
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:48 pm

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That Genie has got one fxcked up sence of humour!!!
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Post by Gravedigger » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:33 pm

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Post by Mar » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:30 am

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:50 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

That Genie has got one fxcked up sence of humour!!!
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You see Bench - THAT'S how you make the pussy joke.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:36 pm

Gertie has asked me to convey her apologies but she won't be with us until Monday. As such, she has further asked that I select a winner on her behalf.

I therefore announce Soldier of the White Army to be the winner for a piece of brilliance.

Over to you Sar!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:49 pm

Cheers Bruce :D

Ok next up:

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YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Luna » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:47 pm

Souness takes his hatred of the Bolton way of play too far.
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Post by americantrotter » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:47 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:49 pm

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