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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:52 pm

It's where they make Mars bars, of course it's a strange place.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:01 pm

I am happy today that a fellow forum member has had the misfortune to be moving to Bracknell, a mere 5 minutes on the train from where I live.
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Post by Dujon » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:11 am

Ah, winter has arrived. Snow on the hills above me. Wentworth Falls to Katoomba is classed as extremely icy, the road from Lithgow to Bathurst is closed but, best of all, it doesn't affect me. :smile:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:01 am

Dujon wrote:Ah, winter has arrived. Snow on the hills above me. Wentworth Falls to Katoomba is classed as extremely icy, the road from Lithgow to Bathurst is closed but, best of all, it doesn't affect me. :smile:
Winter in July, Christmas in summer: you Aussies are a perverse lot.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:29 am

Dujon wrote:Ah, winter has arrived. Snow on the hills above me. Wentworth Falls to Katoomba is classed as extremely icy, the road from Lithgow to Bathurst is closed but, best of all, it doesn't affect me. :smile:
Nicked this off of 'In and Around Bolton', but this was my daily winter grind just to get to school and back.

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Post by Dujon » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:19 am

I remember it only too well, Bruce. Whilst that image is impressive it's nice to see something like this on the odd occasion:

Snow Boomers!

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:05 am

^ Love that picture, Dujon.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:57 pm

I sent a ranty e-mail to Virgin Trains about they're fecking new toilets, and they're stupid website, and how they're wasting money on gimmicks instead of acting like a proper business and making savings which are passed on to the customer which was the whole point of privatisation in the first place.

They've sent me a voucher for £20 :lol:.

I'm tempted to send it back pointing out that it's an example of exactly the sort of stupid fecking shit that I was on about. Stop trying to make me like you; be better at trains.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:01 pm

Yup.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:02 pm

Prufrock wrote:I sent a ranty e-mail to Virgin Trains about they're fecking new toilets, and they're stupid website, and how they're wasting money on gimmicks instead of acting like a proper business and making savings which are passed on to the customer which was the whole point of privatisation in the first place.

They've sent me a voucher for £20 :lol:.

I'm tempted to send it back pointing out that it's an example of exactly the sort of stupid fecking shit that I was on about. Stop trying to make me like you; be better at trains.
I'm a bit lost about all this. I've never really had any problem with Virgin trains on the London route. Sometimes they're a bit full, but I can't recall the last time one I was on, was late, other than on one occasion when the poor train driver died of a heart attack, which I can forgive them for.

And I always snigger when I see the train they have called Virgin Invader....coz I'm a bit crass like that! :D

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:11 pm

Just the post, and can't be arsed but basically I remember sitting in airplane seats listening on proper headphones to first release by Roxy Misic and being given tea and biscuits and free tickets to Gong concerts and thinking this guys got it sussed he knows what he's doing.
Trouble was he did it fir himself and nit for all of us, the cxnt.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:13 pm

Fxckin hell. Bobo phone syndrome. Oh well.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:14 pm

Riiiiight, so business should be there for you, not them?

I'll bear that in mind. :-)

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I sent a ranty e-mail to Virgin Trains about they're fecking new toilets, and they're stupid website, and how they're wasting money on gimmicks instead of acting like a proper business and making savings which are passed on to the customer which was the whole point of privatisation in the first place.

They've sent me a voucher for £20 :lol:.

I'm tempted to send it back pointing out that it's an example of exactly the sort of stupid fecking shit that I was on about. Stop trying to make me like you; be better at trains.
I'm a bit lost about all this. I've never really had any problem with Virgin trains on the London route. Sometimes they're a bit full, but I can't recall the last time one I was on, was late, other than on one occasion when the poor train driver died of a heart attack, which I can forgive them for.

And I always snigger when I see the train they have called Virgin Invader....coz I'm a bit crass like that! :D
:lol: I've never noticed that.

Either you're very lucky, or I'm unlucky. About 50% of my trips with them go wrong in some way. From overcrowded trains where there isn't room to even sit on the floor, to trains running late, being cancelled. And it's not even cheap.

What's worth, having spent a year traveling London-Cheltenham once a month, Virgin aren't even the worst.
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:17 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I sent a ranty e-mail to Virgin Trains about they're fecking new toilets, and they're stupid website, and how they're wasting money on gimmicks instead of acting like a proper business and making savings which are passed on to the customer which was the whole point of privatisation in the first place.

They've sent me a voucher for £20 :lol:.

I'm tempted to send it back pointing out that it's an example of exactly the sort of stupid fecking shit that I was on about. Stop trying to make me like you; be better at trains.
I'm a bit lost about all this. I've never really had any problem with Virgin trains on the London route. Sometimes they're a bit full, but I can't recall the last time one I was on, was late, other than on one occasion when the poor train driver died of a heart attack, which I can forgive them for.

And I always snigger when I see the train they have called Virgin Invader....coz I'm a bit crass like that! :D
:lol: I've never noticed that.

Either you're very lucky, or I'm unlucky. About 50% of my trips with them go wrong in some way. From overcrowded trains where there isn't room to even sit on the floor, to trains running late, being cancelled. And it's not even cheap.

What's worth, having spent a year traveling London-Cheltenham once a month, Virgin aren't even the worst.
Whenever I travel the Manc-London route (which isn't loads tbf) it's always on time. I've never encountered people sitting on the floor and the prices are dirt cheap if booked far enough in advance. Cost me £86 return for 4 the last time I travelled with them.

I can cope with the 'wacky' toilet messages in that case, and any other corporate shite that they want to throw my way.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:19 pm

Rubbish TV subtitles.

News was doing an article about the 2006 polonium poisoning in the sushi of the Russian spy Alexander Little-Known-Mango.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:00 pm

Prufrock wrote:Rubbish TV subtitles.

News was doing an article about the 2006 polonium poisoning in the sushi of the Russian spy Alexander Little-Known-Mango.
Why are you happy about this? :conf:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:05 pm

↑↑↑ Interesting that they sort of decided to drop that .... & now we're falling out with Russia that it maybe needs dusting down again.

Real politik in action.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:05 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Rubbish TV subtitles.

News was doing an article about the 2006 polonium poisoning in the sushi of the Russian spy Alexander Little-Known-Mango.
Why are you happy about this? :conf:
Coz it's funny!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:07 pm

bobo the clown wrote:↑↑↑ Interesting that they sort of decided to drop that .... & now we're falling out with Russia that it maybe needs dusting down again.

Real politik in action.
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