Today I'm angry about.....

[TANGODANCER]

Not being able to watch MOTD since the Stoke game. Can't stand the double pain.

[Worthy4England]

Turning on my telly and finding he's not been sacked yet......................................

[Bruce Rioja]

Just chopping an onion - Oh and there goes the top of my left index finger - lovely!

[Worthy4England]

Just chopping an onion - Oh and there goes the top of my left index finger - lovely!

Good job you don't touch type. Otherwise that would have been difficult to post.

Trying to chop onion like you see them do on the telly, were we?

[CrazyHorse]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

[Bruce Rioja]

Trying to chop onion like you see them do on the telly, were we?

Might have been!

[Worthy4England]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

Browsing it on a tablet, whilst having your Sunday morning dump is quite edifying.

[Worthy4England]

Trying to chop onion like you see them do on the telly, were we?

Might have been!

Yeah, quite sharp them knives (cough) so a mate of mine told me (cough).

[Hoboh]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

Browsing it on a tablet, whilst having your Sunday morning dump is quite edifying.

Not much of a picture on an anadin though is there?

[CrazyHorse]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

Browsing it on a tablet, whilst having your Sunday morning dump is quite edifying.

I think that final bit of mystique between us has now just gone forever.

[Worthy4England]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

Browsing it on a tablet, whilst having your Sunday morning dump is quite edifying.

I think that final bit of mystique between us has now just gone forever.

I'm putting a sign up that says "Wipe b4 U type"

[Bruce Rioja]

Trying to chop onion like you see them do on the telly, were we?

Might have been!

Yeah, quite sharp them knives (cough) so a mate of mine told me (cough).

Yes but they always seem to reach optimum sharpness upon contact with my hands!

[Worthy4England]

Trying to chop onion like you see them do on the telly, were we?

Might have been!

Yeah, quite sharp them knives (cough) so a mate of mine told me (cough).

Yes but they always seem to reach optimum sharpness upon contact with my hands!

[TANGODANCER]

Yes but they always seem to reach optimum sharpness upon contact with my hands!

Not sure why, but cuts and burns, however minimal, reach a whole new level of pain over any other injury.

[BWFC_Insane]

Post PC era my arse. It's shite browsing the internet on a phone. Shite.

Why has your phone provider blocked adult content?

[2399]

Angry at myself again.

at a Christmas Dinner after present giving and someone got a massive box of Maltesers I mentioned that they were only $4.50 a few weeks ago. The person I mentioned it to who was next to the person who got it said, ah that's all his worth then.

[TANGODANCER]

Angry at myself again.

at a Christmas Dinner after present giving and someone got a massive box of Maltesers I mentioned that they were only $4.50 a few weeks ago. The person I mentioned it to who was next to the person who got it said, ah that's all his worth then.

You are just something else mate.

[2399]

I am about to have heart problems because I just read that the F***book TIMELINE is to become compulsary on MY BIRTHDAY

I am so angry!

Someone murder the Facebook Creator now!!!!!!!!

[boltonboris]

Yes but they always seem to reach optimum sharpness upon contact with my hands!

Not sure why, but cuts and burns, however minimal, reach a whole new level of pain over any other injury.

You don't really feel itat first.. It's when you look down and there's a bit of blood!

"Aaaaarrgghhh"

[2399]

At present, the 'new look' is voluntary - but a company spokesperson said it will become compulsory in 'a few weeks'.

Nooooooo!

had the heart beating fast


Had an idea though to help ease the pain! I say I am quite a lot more older than I am, I will post that I murdered public figures in the past!