Today I'm happy about......

[Worthy4England]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

But often, collar and cuffs don't match. There's only one way to be sure.

Speak for yourself!

I was generally referring to members of your gender.

My differences are down to going a bit Luis Figo on top.

[Gooner Girl]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

But often, collar and cuffs don't match. There's only one way to be sure.

Speak for yourself!

I was generally referring to members of your gender.

My differences are down to going a bit Luis Figo on top.

Ahhh, well I've never dyed my hair - on my head or anywhere else... nor do I have any grey hairs cos I'm not as old as you lot yet!

[Hoboh]

[quote="Gooner Girl

Ahhh, well I've never dyed my hair - on my head or anywhere else... nor do I have any grey hairs cos I'm not as old as you lot yet![/quote]

Bloody ageists!!!!!!!

Where's bish when you really need him? like busses or coppers only show up when you don't need 'um!

[Wandering Willy]

[quote="Gooner Girl

Ahhh, well I've never dyed my hair - on my head or anywhere else... nor do I have any grey hairs cos I'm not as old as you lot yet!

Bloody ageists!!!!!!!

Where's bish when you really need him? like busses or coppers only show up when you don't need 'um!

He'll be apoplectic when he sees he missed the Moneyboxgate scandal.

[clapton is god]

Just this minute discovered that Liverpool -v- Bolton is live on Sky and not ESPN as I has assumed with it being a tea-time kick-off. That's my evening sorted

[Bruce Rioja]

Just this minute discovered that Liverpool -v- Bolton is live on Sky and not ESPN as I has assumed with it being a tea-time kick-off. That's my evening sorted

And apparently it's on in the No Name. Wanderers + Lancaster Red > Porn!

[Raven]

Must be my first post in this thread, started Art classes last night and quite happy with my first attempts

[TANGODANCER]

Must be my first post in this thread, started Art classes last night and quite happy with my first attempts

Good on you mate. Used to do a lot of painting and drawing at one time. You might even kick me into getting the old painting gear out. Stickwith it.

[Raven]

I will, luckily can steal my daughters art stuff as she's giving up art for psychology and law!

[Harry Genshaw]

Jessica Ennis

Pity she didn't get gold but I could watch her all day.....sigh

[Annoyed Grunt]

With you on that one.

[Gooner Girl]

Men! You;re all the same. You just can't stop the perving at other women can you?!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Hey, we appreciate the female form.

[Gooner Girl]

One day i dream of meeting a man who doesn't ogle everything in hot pants... Am guessing he doesn't exist though...

[Wandering Willy]

Men! You;re all the same. You just can't stop the perving at other women can you?!

Jealousy is an evil thing.

[Annoyed Grunt]

No, I don't think they exist.

You don't window shop then?

[thebish]

No, I don't think they exist.

You don't window shop then?

clearly she does... she is dreaming of some man other than Mr GG....

[Gooner Girl]

No, I don't think they exist.

You don't window shop then?

I don't think women do like men do. Or if they do they are far more subtle about it...

[Annoyed Grunt]

No, I don't think they exist.

You don't window shop then?

clearly she does... she is dreaming of some man other than Mr GG....

I didn't think he was in the equation?

[Gooner Girl]

No, I don't think they exist.

You don't window shop then?

clearly she does... she is dreaming of some man other than Mr GG....

Not dreaming of this man in a sexual way, just daydreaming that maybe nice men who only have eyes for one woman do exist...