The TW Caption Competition Thread

[Bruce Rioja]

Desite their best endeavours not to reinforce the 'numb bint' stereotype, the half-time dancers were well and truly found out on "It's just a tongue to the left".

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Darleen and Trisha discovered the downside of -30 centigrade in Anchorage.

They are from Arizona State University, not Alaska - the tongues are more like fused from the heat, Zulu.

I'd already figured that out, Monty. However, as tongues rarely fuse from the heat, but can stick at extremely low temperatures, I used poetic licence. That may be an English concept, of which you are unfamiliar.

By the way, I used to wear a t-shirt that bore the logo "Drink Canada Dry". That did not make me a Toronto alcoholic.

[keveh]

Their mother's always told them if they kept on doing that they'll stick like that, but would they listen?

[communistworkethic]

off out with the missus - my decision will be delivered sunday afternoon.....


and the winner is keveh....

Their mother's always told them if they kept on doing that they'll stick like that, but would they listen?

[Blackberry Monkey]

Come on Keveh

[keveh]

oops, I didn't realist he had just editted his post.

[keveh]

Here you go:

[hisroyalgingerness]

i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back

[CrazyHorse]

Here you go:

I know I said I'd blow you if you held my big ball for me, but this wasn't exactly what I had in mind....

[TANGODANCER]

Here you go:

The Middle Earth Bog-Trotters take a blow during training

[Uncle Joe's Minty Ball]

The Willy Wonka inter-staff sports day was always a competitive affair.

[communistworkethic]

Munchkin City Lakers 78 - 80 Emerald City Rubies in the All-Oz Basketball Final

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

How far away are they?

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Here you go:

Hiroshima 78 - 78 Nagasaki, and it's all to play for as Bush declares that nuclear fall-out is no longer an issue in post-war Japan.

[communistworkethic]

Ooooh!!! Just look at the state of your split ends!!!!

[Blackberry Monkey]

Here you go:

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the little man down

[Gravedigger]

Where the feck is Crouch when you need him?

[keveh]

i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back

This one made me laugh the most. Somebody tried to copy it but failed.

Congrats hisroyalgingerness!!!

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back

This one made me laugh the most. Somebody tried to copy it but failed.

Congrats hisroyalgingerness!!!

FINALLY, he has been foaming at the mouth waiting to get his caption up

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back

This one made me laugh the most. Somebody tried to copy it but failed.

Congrats hisroyalgingerness!!!

Lol, I think that somebody was me. But I was hoping that somebody would pick up on what I said as a Peter Kay quote....

That's all, we don't need to use words like 'failure'.