TW Caption Competition Part 2

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:41 pm

Rumours of King Henry's six wives remained unproven

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:20 pm

In an HRH competition, there can only be one winner - HRG, for...

the guy from the Renault advert, a Calvin Klein underwear model... who are you two again?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:33 pm

cheers LGM, and there can only be one follow up

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Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:37 pm

Claire-Louise, 32-22-36, has recently had her nose reshaped to look like El Hadji Diouf's wheel arches.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:43 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Claire-Louise, 32-22-36, has recently had her nose reshaped to look like El Hadji Diouf's wheel arches.

She does have quite a hooter, LGM, that's for sure. This is not an entry in this politically incorrect competition, yesterday being international women's day and all.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:52 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers LGM, and there can only be one follow up

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In a last desperate bid to regain her past popularity, Britney Spears donned a black wig and entered the Miss Bolton beauty
queen contest.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:07 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers LGM, and there can only be one follow up

In a last desperate bid to regain her past popularity, just about keeping her right one in as she strode onto the cat-walk Britney Spears donned a black ill-fitting wig, which slipped backward as she entered the Miss Bolton beauty queen contest, held, this year in the historic city of Chester. [/quote]

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:19 pm

Miss Bolton 2007 smiled as she walked past the two giant magnets, then wondered why she couldn't move any further!!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:24 pm

Kevin Nolan, Nicky Hunt - should have gone to SpecSavers!

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:42 pm

IN a somewhat strange twist of fate it was later revealed that Mrs Bolton's right leg was significantly shorter than her left.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:52 pm

Two hours earlier.............

"Ok ok, I'll bloody wear them! Even though I've never heard of a label called 'The Emperor's new clothes'

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:22 pm

Further proof that the judges had in fact been drinking when a recent trans gender surgery patient from Chester won the competition.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:42 pm

Freddie Lundberg admits to having a day-job.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:56 pm

Miss- Bolton watches on as Kevin Nolan eats the twenty five hamburgers she promised him, if he were to vote for her.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:15 pm

"You was going down, you had rigged a beauty competition and was later disqualified when you proved possitive to having a penis. Can you tell us how you turned all that around to becoming rich beyond your imagination?"

"Yes dear,it's quote simple really. Put on a stone, then go out and find yourself a dim, shemale loving, unconfident bitch that will do anything you say!!"

gaiser · Post by **gaiser** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:33 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:"You was going down, you had rigged a beauty competition and was later disqualified when you proved possitive to having a penis. Can you tell us how you turned all that around to becoming rich beyond your imagination?"

"Yes dear,it's quote simple really. Put on a stone, then go out and find yourself a dim, shemale loving, unconfident bitch that will do anything you say!!"

This Is not a joke on swedish expense I presume!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:47 pm

Not an entry, just couldn't resist it:

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:00 am

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Freddie Lundberg admits to having a day-job.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:11 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:"You was going down, you had rigged a beauty competition and was later disqualified when you proved possitive to having a penis. Can you tell us how you turned all that around to becoming rich beyond your imagination?"

"Yes dear,it's quote simple really. Put on a stone, then go out and find yourself a dim, shemale loving, unconfident bitch that will do anything you say!!"

only this can win

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:20 pm

Cheers HRG

I'll have one up in a jiffy!

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