TW Open 2008

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:18 pm

hoboh2o wrote:Besides you cannot eat yer balls

Prince could, he had a rib removed and everything.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:22 pm

blurred wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:Besides you cannot eat yer balls
Prince could, he had a rib removed and everything.

I thought that was Marilyn Manson?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:55 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Blurred 13
Bruce 24
Mummy 4
Dr Hotdog 15
Ratbert 16
Fatshaft 4

sounds about right

Hang on - 4? 4? Friggin 4?

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:56 pm

Like a bit of golf meself. Not played since last summer though when I was playing off about 8. A 79 round Royal Lytham off the back tees was a highlight. Don't play so much with it interfering with me cricket.

Who was it who said "Golf is a good walk spoiled?"

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:02 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Prufrock wrote: I was scarred as a child by golf, pushy familly and all, but despite constant pressure i was always TERRIBLE, i think the lowest i ever got my handicap was 33, and that was after 4 years of being forced to play nearly every weekend. As a result of being rubbish, stressed, and wet, i understand the highlighted line perfectly well 3 wood in the pond at Chorley. Oops
You played nearly every weekend for 4 years and the best you could get to was 33?!

So anyway, does this mean you're a late entry? I'm sure you could talk your playing partners into submission, at any rate!

Hell no! And yes, 33. Not quite every week, if i could think of an excuse to get out of it, i used it! Also Chorley is hard! There's all sorts of ponds and such like, and SAND!!! Who decided SAND would be a good idea?? Golf just was never my game, i can remember four seperate occasions where i managed to hit the ball backwards from the tee. FOUR! Two of which were on the first tee in front of my grandpa who helped run the junior bit. I was woeful. However, if it floats all of y'all's boats, go knock yourselves out, but i shall have to give your ears a rest, i have homework to do (its a reflex reaction to being asked/told to play golf).

Also TD that little aside didnt go unnoticed! I'm watching, and waiting, i'll get you back!!!

( i was tempted to make a joke about arthritis stopping you throwing or senility meaning you forgot which way round the course went, but i thought i'd not bother so that i could mention them like this, whilst still pretending i owed you a put down!)

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:03 pm

jimbo wrote:Like a bit of golf meself. Not played since last summer though when I was playing off about 8. A 79 round Royal Lytham off the back tees was a highlight. Don't play so much with it interfering with me cricket.

Who was it who said "Golf is a good walk spoiled?"

You not fancy a knock round one of Bolton's finest munis next weekend then??

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:15 pm

jimbo wrote:Like a bit of golf meself. Not played since last summer though when I was playing off about 8. A 79 round Royal Lytham off the back tees was a highlight. Don't play so much with it interfering with me cricket.

Who was it who said "Golf is a good walk spoiled?"

That would be my dad.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:18 pm

jimbo wrote:Like a bit of golf meself. Not played since last summer though when I was playing off about 8. A 79 round Royal Lytham off the back tees was a highlight. Don't play so much with it interfering with me cricket.

Who was it who said "Golf is a good walk spoiled?"

mark twain - gobshite

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:19 pm

fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Blurred 13
Bruce 24
Mummy 4
Dr Hotdog 15
Ratbert 16
Fatshaft 4

sounds about right
Hang on - 4? 4? Friggin 4?

thought it was generous myself, we'll make it even scratch, shall we?

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:45 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:
jimbo wrote:Like a bit of golf meself. Not played since last summer though when I was playing off about 8. A 79 round Royal Lytham off the back tees was a highlight. Don't play so much with it interfering with me cricket.

Who was it who said "Golf is a good walk spoiled?"
You not fancy a knock round one of Bolton's finest munis next weekend then??

Would be up for it but got matches Saturday and Sunday I'm afraid!

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:52 am

communistworkethic wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Blurred 13
Bruce 24
Mummy 4
Dr Hotdog 15
Ratbert 16
Fatshaft 4

sounds about right
Hang on - 4? 4? Friggin 4?
thought it was generous myself, we'll make it even scratch, shall we?

Yeah, doesn't really matter as I seem to be joint low, everyone's working off me and the Crayonmeister anyway. I thought you were the dogs sphericals though - or are you scratch and working from that? I sense some skullduggery?

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:19 am

fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Blurred 13
Bruce 24
Mummy 4
Dr Hotdog 15
Ratbert 16
Fatshaft 4

sounds about right
Hang on - 4? 4? Friggin 4?
thought it was generous myself, we'll make it even scratch, shall we?
Yeah, doesn't really matter as I seem to be joint low, everyone's working off me and the Crayonmeister anyway. I thought you were the dogs sphericals though - or are you scratch and working from that? I sense some skullduggery?

What's your real handicap?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:12 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: What's your real handicap?

9

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:22 pm

fatshaft wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: What's your real handicap?
9

Well then I think you have a good case for being disgruntled!

Though while I'm only 0.6 off receiving my full allocation, I'll keep my trap shut!

I need them though... haven't picked up a club since March. I'm flying home tomorrow though and playing in the afternoon, and then in a competition in Germany on Weds and Thurs, so hopefully I'll have remembered how it all works by Sunday.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:20 pm

righty ho then whingers, given I'm off 11 and the wee fella should be giving me at least that many shots....

mummy 2
Fatshaft 5
Commie 11
Blurred 12
Hotdog 14
Ratbert 18
Bruce 22

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:04 pm

communistworkethic wrote:righty ho then whingers, given I'm off 11 and the wee fella should be giving me at least that many shots....

mummy 2
Fatshaft 5
Commie 11
Blurred 12
Hotdog 14
Ratbert 18
Bruce 22

Sold

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:24 pm

Ok, I'd say that looks about fair.

If Mike can bear to take more than a shot a hole from me, that is.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:25 pm

fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:righty ho then whingers, given I'm off 11 and the wee fella should be giving me at least that many shots....

mummy 2
Fatshaft 5
Commie 11
Blurred 12
Hotdog 14
Ratbert 18
Bruce 22
Sold

oh and when I say I'm off 11, that means just for the Open, I'm nowhere near that good, but I am reigning champ and know that course like the back of my hand.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:26 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:righty ho then whingers, given I'm off 11 and the wee fella should be giving me at least that many shots....

mummy 2
Fatshaft 5
Commie 11
Blurred 12
Hotdog 14
Ratbert 18
Bruce 22
Sold
oh and when I say I'm off 11, that means just for the Open, I'm nowhere near that good, but I am reigning champ and know that course like the back of my hand.

Well you've certainly seen most of it.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:28 pm

aye, while looking for your ball

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