The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by PC1978 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:57 pm

I'll give it a try sometime, cheers.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:07 pm

Come the revolution, there'll be a law against anyone calling them anything but a barm cake.

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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:12 pm

Anyway.

"Prannock"

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:10 am

Wandering Willy wrote:Anyway.

"Prannock"

Courtesy of Quiffers.
Wasn't he the Tory candidate in the Croydon North by-election?
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:11 am

Gobshite

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Mek do and mend.

Agait, as in ''what'n 'e agait?'' or 'What does he think he's doing?''

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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:12 am

Found myself quite inadvertently using a splendid word that I picked up when I used to work in Stockport.

Someone here was moaning about how cold it is, so I told them to stop being so nesh!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:14 am

I like nesh, nesh is good.
Pillock too, that's a splendid word.
They're both Yorkshire I believe.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:28 pm

The old 'orwich vernacular for something you were felt certain to do was "tha's bearnt' fert".

As in "you are bound (certain) for to do".

Never fails to perk me up when I hear it from my uncle or cousins.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:31 pm

Oh ... & 'Meat 'n' Potato pies', though that's quite another story.
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:35 pm

I like the simple word 'appen...

as in - aye, 'appen it is..

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:22 pm

Clemped as in hungry
Varney - A bastardisation of 'very nearly - As in 'Ooo he varney scored then'

but best of all

Bobbins 8)
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:39 pm

"Stump".


Simply the vey best, non-sweary, insult.
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:04 pm

Bloody bobbins...Harry, that's my dad's favourite, most heard in the Reebok stadium :P

Fleein for cold, as in, oooo it's fleein out there!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:17 pm

bobo the clown wrote:The old 'orwich vernacular for something you were felt certain to do was "tha's bearnt' fert".
That's not confined to Horwich though, Bobo. We all say it. :conf:

My mother and her side of the family are all from Wigan and as such I was brought up to understand various Wigan-isms to be everyday parlance. The main one being "Called" replacing "Supposed to be" as in "Thar were called getting here for seven" meaning "You were supposed to be here for seven".
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Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:48 pm

I've been pondering some of the above recently along with the things my mother used to say when I was a kid.

If we came in covered in mud from playing footie or broke wind she'd come out with "Eeh, you dirty little arab"

Something tells me she wouldn't get away with that these days...........
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:56 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I've been pondering some of the above recently along with the things my mother used to say when I was a kid.

If we came in covered in mud from playing footie or broke wind she'd come out with "Eeh, you dirty little arab"

Something tells me she wouldn't get away with that these days...........
Read also "Ya thieving little Arab" when one had knicked summat trivial.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:16 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I've been pondering some of the above recently along with the things my mother used to say when I was a kid.

If we came in covered in mud from playing footie or broke wind she'd come out with "Eeh, you dirty little arab"

Something tells me she wouldn't get away with that these days...........
Well, she might get away with it. I read in the news:
A MIXED-RACE teenager was branded a "dirty little Arab" by a school bus driver, whose company later defended him saying the phrase was an "old Cornish saying".

The man, in his sixties, made the comment in front of other children after Newquay Tretherras pupil Alex Ruffon, 13, allegedly spat on the floor of the bus and picked his nose.
Is she Cornish?
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:26 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I like nesh, nesh is good.
Pillock too, that's a splendid word.
They're both Yorkshire I believe.
It's in use across much of the north of England. I've been described as nesh by several people over the years.

I first came across it in print in a book by Liverpool author James Hanley - I think it was Boy. It was written (incorrectly) with an i in the middle but it's also been used by Thomas Hardy, DH Lawrence and even Chaucer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesh

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:39 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I like nesh, nesh is good.
Pillock too, that's a splendid word.
They're both Yorkshire I believe.
It's in use across much of the north of England. I've been described as nesh by several people over the years.

I first came across it in print in a book by Liverpool author James Hanley - I think it was Boy. It was written (incorrectly) with an i in the middle but it's also been used by Thomas Hardy, DH Lawrence and even Chaucer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesh
Nesh seems to have many meaning, all going back to Old English hnesce . In what sense was it applied to you, LGM, and what does LLS understand it to mean?
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Re: The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

Post by bedwetter2 » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:55 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I like nesh, nesh is good.
Pillock too, that's a splendid word.
They're both Yorkshire I believe.
It's in use across much of the north of England. I've been described as nesh by several people over the years.

I first came across it in print in a book by Liverpool author James Hanley - I think it was Boy. It was written (incorrectly) with an i in the middle but it's also been used by Thomas Hardy, DH Lawrence and even Chaucer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesh
Nesh seems to have many meaning, all going back to Old English hnesce . In what sense was it applied to you, LGM, and what does LLS understand it to mean?
What is wrong with all of you? Don't you want to be understood by anyone who lives more than 3 miles away? It is time that all recalcitrants are made to speak the Queens' English at all times, at the point of a barm cake if necessary. Good god, it is difficult enough having to speak and write Japanese without the addition of ginnels, etc.

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