Dog Owners then.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat May 04, 2013 8:31 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by seanworth » Sat May 04, 2013 8:56 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Bollocks. Think your dad would think differently.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by 89bwfc89 » Sat May 04, 2013 11:51 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.[/quo

My dog said arm and face don't taste that good, he'd rather have thigh or breast.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun May 05, 2013 11:24 am

seanworth wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Bollocks. Think your dad would think differently.
Have I got the wrong end of the stick here or are you calling my deceased mum an old dog.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by bobo the clown » Sun May 05, 2013 11:32 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:
seanworth wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Bollocks. Think your dad would think differently.
Have I got the wrong end of the stick here or are you calling my deceased mum an old dog.
Well .... you've been missed these past few days.

I think he was referring to your cat. How is it ?
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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun May 05, 2013 11:52 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:
seanworth wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Bollocks. Think your dad would think differently.
Have I got the wrong end of the stick here or are you calling my deceased mum an old dog.
Stop being ridiculous Dan. That was never inferred at all. Your daft statements leave you open to ridicule. Think (and read) before you post.
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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by seanworth » Sun May 05, 2013 3:42 pm

Sorry Dan but it's a bit early in the morning to deal with your bizarre post. Aah what the the hell. Go to your dad and ask him which requires more attention. 1. looking after a dog. 2. raising a child: feeding him, educating him, clothing him, looking after him when sick, dealing with his questions, trying to teach him common sense, worrying about his future etc etc etc. Actually just think about it for two minutes and I'm sure you will be able to answer the question all by yourself.

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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun May 05, 2013 5:30 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Your Bollox Spouting Quotient is incredible, truly epic.
Let's get this nailed then: so you are telling me, no matter which country you, personally, are currently gracing with your presence in the world right this moment, (British Virgin Islands, Outer Mongolia, Towyn), every third dog you pass has a go at you.
If only.
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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by Bijou Bob » Sun May 05, 2013 5:34 pm

seanworth wrote:Sorry Dan but it's a bit early in the morning to deal with your bizarre post. Aah what the the hell. Go to your dad and ask him which requires more attention. 1. looking after a dog. 2. raising a child: feeding him, educating him, clothing him, looking after him when sick, dealing with his questions, trying to teach him to spell, worrying about his future etc etc etc. Actually just think about it for two minutes and I'm sure you will be able to answer the question all by yourself.
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Re: Dog Owners then.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun May 05, 2013 5:42 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Only a tiny percentage of dogs are homicidal maniacs. The other 99.9% are just dogs. Get a grip man.
I would say that at least a third of dogs would have no problem taking a nibble out of a strangers arm or face. While cats can be very much left to their own devices dogs need constant attention to the extent where it is like having a child.
Your Bollox Spouting Quotient is incredible, truly epic.
Let's get this nailed then: so you are telling me, no matter which country you, personally, are currently gracing with your presence in the world right this moment, (British Virgin Islands, Outer Mongolia, Towyn), every third dog you pass has a go at you.
If only.
And, not only that, a boy that by his own admission hasn't even got his end wet yet is somehow now up to speed on the levels of responsibility and commitment required to bring up a child. :conf:
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