"Bet he's a right **** when he's not in front of the camera"

[Prufrock]

That's ace. I'm getting on to the woman! Oi, love, why are the carpets creased?

[bobo the clown]

Just read in this morning's paper that Kanye West? (had to get the paper out ot spell his name as I know nothing of him), appearing on Jools Holland, ordered his dressing room torn down and remodelled with everything in it white including flowers. He then ordered staff to IRON THE CARPET"

Wtf is wrong with these people? A kick up the arse is what he really needs.

Jools Holland ... and his production team ... should have the balls to tell him to fck off.

I trust Mr. West paid for it ... and the subsequent make-good.

[LeverEnd]

Just read in this morning's paper that Kanye West? (had to get the paper out ot spell his name as I know nothing of him), appearing on Jools Holland, ordered his dressing room torn down and remodelled with everything in it white including flowers. He then ordered staff to IRON THE CARPET"

Wtf is wrong with these people? A kick up the arse is what he really needs.

Jools Holland ... and his production team ... should have the balls to tell him to fck off.

I trust Mr. West paid for it ... and the subsequent make-good.

Absolute total and utter dickhead. He stormed the stage at the MTV awards a couple of years ago to protest at Taylor Swift winning an award instead of Beyonce and ruined her acceptance speech. Cannot stand the sight or sound of the idiot.
Jools should know better.

[Andy Waller]

I was going to name one 50 yr old TV celeb who, on his travels, goes clubbing and picks up the young and impressionable. He stays JUST this side of legal ... just. Like 16yr old just.

However I saw that he married recently. To a 24 year old. Moving on up Nick (Ooops, almost gave it away then). Bravo.

He does have a face you'd never tire of punching.

[Bijou Bob]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

[Burnden Paddock]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

You win the thread. Congratulations!

[bobo the clown]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

How good a friend as I'd be amazed if he lurked in the Shadows doing that. He's always denied it, though everyone knows it.

[Prufrock]

I'm sure Jesus forgives him. Whoever he is.

[thebish]

I'm sure Jesus forgives him. Whoever he is.

why would anyone need forgiveness for being gay?

[Prufrock]

Beats me. But it seems God's angry at them. Even though he made them. But gave them free will. So it's their fault. But he invented it. Or something. Ask the Pope. Or the last one. Think this one says it's not ok but it is. I dunno.

Religion a1 styleee !

[thebish]

Beats me. But it seems God's angry at them. Even though he made them. But gave them free will. So it's their fault. But he invented it. Or something. Ask the Pope. Or the last one. Think this one says it's not ok but it is. I dunno.

Religion a1 styleee !

ahhh - i thought you were saying it had summat to do with Jesus..

[Prufrock]

Ah...but God IS Jesus. So ner.

And don't come with your sensible let's all be friends Unionist bollocks, it's no fun to take the piss out of!

[thebish]

Ah...but God IS Jesus. So ner.

And don't come with your sensible let's all be friends Unionist bollocks, it's no fun to take the piss out of!

well - it was YOU who came up with the notion on here that whoever this person is might need forgiveness...

[Prufrock]

Well, I was hoping this would happen.

Whoever this person is, he maaaay be religious, and do songs about it and that. Whilst your lot are nice enough, there's plenty of this person's potential fellow-believing (if he does) friends who are really big on the whole 'don't like the gays' thing. Something to do with God not liking men lying to other men.

For me, I reckon there's as much chance God's homophobic as he's not.

[thebish]

Well, I was hoping this would happen.

Whoever this person is, he maaaay be religious, and do songs about it and that. Whilst your lot are nice enough, there's plenty of this person's potential fellow-believing (if he does) friends who are really big on the whole 'don't like the gays' thing. Something to do with God not liking men lying to other men.

For me, I reckon there's as much chance God's homophobic as he's not.

hmmm... if we are thinking about the same person - then it's a bit of an assumption (unless you know more than me) that whatever his christian views are they involve a (skewed IMO) understanding of the Bible that condemns what we know as homosexuality.

i'm not at all sure that he thinks he'd need forgiveness - I don't think he does (not for being gay anyway - the music is another matter) - the only one I have heard voice the idea that he might on here is you!

and i still don't really get the Jesus reference - what on earth did Jesus say about homosexuality?

[Bijou Bob]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

How good a friend as I'd be amazed if he lurked in the Shadows doing that. He's always denied it, though everyone knows it.

The story is right, I'd put my life on it, its as sure as mistletoe and wine appear at Christmas. He was cautioned under his real name.

[LeverEnd]

I'm not sure your police friend's account of the incident can be taken as proof... unless of course he was Wired For Sound?

[Bruce Rioja]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

How good a friend as I'd be amazed if he lurked in the Shadows doing that. He's always denied it, though everyone knows it.

The story is right, I'd put my life on it, its as sure as mistletoe and wine appear at Christmas. He was cautioned under his real name.

It makes for an intriguing Webb, Harry. I mean Bob.

[Prufrock]

Well, I was hoping this would happen.

Whoever this person is, he maaaay be religious, and do songs about it and that. Whilst your lot are nice enough, there's plenty of this person's potential fellow-believing (if he does) friends who are really big on the whole 'don't like the gays' thing. Something to do with God not liking men lying to other men.

For me, I reckon there's as much chance God's homophobic as he's not.

hmmm... if we are thinking about the same person - then it's a bit of an assumption (unless you know more than me) that whatever his christian views are they involve a (skewed IMO) understanding of the Bible that condemns what we know as homosexuality.

i'm not at all sure that he thinks he'd need forgiveness - I don't think he does (not for being gay anyway - the music is another matter) - the only one I have heard voice the idea that he might on here is you!

and i still don't really get the Jesus reference - what on earth did Jesus say about homosexuality?

Jesus wept (unless you're going to tell me he didn't).

It was a light-hearted comment. This person is famous for being religious. Lots of the established church are anti-gay. So given this famous person has been wanking of a man then haha isn't that funny.

I'm just disappointed you let Bob get away. He said he wasn't going to give this person's identity away, but then he made a reference that gave his bloody identity away.



Bob, why did you say you weren't going to say who it was, and then gave us all clues so we know. You're the only person who brought him up to start with! Why did you do that, Bob?

[Montreal Wanderer]

The claim to fame of a good friend of mine is that some years ago, he arrested a very famous ahem, confirmed bachelor for tossing off another bloke in a public toilet. He was rather upset and extremely obnoxious. I can't of course identify the Brown Hatter concerned but can confirm that he wasn't on his Summer Holiday at the time.

How good a friend as I'd be amazed if he lurked in the Shadows doing that. He's always denied it, though everyone knows it.

The story is right, I'd put my life on it, its as sure as mistletoe and wine appear at Christmas. He was cautioned under his real name.

It makes for an intriguing Webb, Harry. I mean Bob.

Finally I may have some clue who we are talking about - it was worse than Only Connect to figure out! And I thought all we had to worry about was the fiscal cliff.