TW Caption Competition Part 2

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:38 pm

... and that's when David Blunkett said to the gang " ... I don't fancy yours much ...".

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:00 am

Wembley Stadium steel erectors deny "effeminate" slur.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:18 pm

"The Larry Grayson back up dancers Ladies and Gents!!"

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:29 pm

Tonight Matthew we’re going to be Queens of the Stone Age

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:35 pm

Behind the Curtain.....West Ham

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:19 pm

Rivetdance

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:03 pm

The Barbados Rum was very strong as Freddie could see 100 Wilma’s on the horizon

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:37 am

despite former Xena Princess Warrior Lucy Lawless being drafted into the new series of Battlestar, producers deny "sexing-up" the Cylons

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:34 pm

Gertie wrote:Tonight Matthew we’re going to be Queens of the Stone Age

Genius and a musical reference I'm surprised Gertie had in her!!!

Over to you oh kylie-like one...

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:35 pm

Wowzers I'd forgotten about this - what was wrong with me that day???

OKIES as the only topic in everyones mind is England I give you this for your kind attention

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:42 pm

You what steve? Youre gonna drop me, fat frank and Rio. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Good one!

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:51 pm

So she put her hand down me pants like this and I thought Mint shes only 57

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:52 pm

Wayne had forgotten it does hurt when you squeeze your own bollocks too hard.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:52 pm

"Alex Ferguson? Scottish??" Laughed Rooney; "Nice try lads... You can't con me. I know an African accent when I hear one..."

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:54 pm

On his way to the bank, Rooney stopped by the training ground to share the joke.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:13 pm

"Last one to gob over the Wembley Arch is a puff!"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:21 pm

So Steve said "Were going to Tel a Viv" and I thought he'd got hold of a video of me or summat" Fair shat meself!

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Luna · Post by **Luna** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:26 pm

"Draw? With Israel? Lose to Croatia?! Like that'll ever happen!" scoffed Rooney

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:08 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:So Steve said "Were going to Tel a Viv" and I thought he'd got hold of a video of me or summat" Fair shat meself!

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Tango you are my SUPER WINNER All yours my twinkle-toed tangoer.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:12 pm

Well cheers princess. Bear with me and I'll get something sorted.

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