What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[Gary the Enfield]

what has he ever done to upset you!?

yeah must agree the contents are pretty spectacular so its a shame about the gimmicky receptacle!

At least you know that if you peel the foil off you should be okay to drink out of the can. With others you don't know the last time a rat ran across the top of it, spilling the piss from it's permanently open bladder onto the top of the can.

Enjoy. X

[thebish]

just made and ate risotto - with garlic, smoked salmon, mascarpone, chopped fresh parsley, lemon zest & juice..

it was frickin awesome!

[Bruce Rioja]

Taking the piss, literally.

[thebish]

YUM! just been up to the local fishmongers and bought a couple of mackerel (which he filleted for me) and served them (shallow fried) with new potatoes, samphire and a pepper sauce... simple - but awesome!

[bobo the clown]

Taking the piss, literally.

I'm actually more concerned about those kecks Bruce.

wtf ?!?!

[Little Green Man]

That can't have been taken in Ireland otherwise the dish would have been served 'avec du champ'.

[thebish]

also - served by a woman - she has the urinal the wrong way up...

[Bruce Rioja]

I think I'll have the prawn cocktail please. And, Garcon............. Any chance of you serving it in a skip? Yes, a skip!

[boltonboris]

I imagine that customer implicitly requested a toy skip to contain one whole Langoustine and a salad in a separate compartment

[Little Green Man]

Hasn't everyone had prawn cocktail Skips at one time or other?

[boltonboris]

Kaboom

[Bruce Rioja]

Hasn't everyone had prawn cocktail Skips at one time or other?

Bravo

And yes, on a brown bread butty with Marmite and Edam cheese. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Lord Kangana]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

[Bruce Rioja]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

You're quite clearly a part of the problem.

[thebish]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

...and you get incredibly defensive about stuff you don't know is true or not and you say you are absolutely not at all in any a tiny bit responsible for!

[William the White]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

They are all made up... And no one is really angry... Apart from bobo and hoboh who are permanently angry, but only at the wrong targets...

[Gary the Enfield]

Hasn't everyone had prawn cocktail Skips at one time or other?

Oh, well done!

[bobo the clown]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

They are all made up... And no one is really angry... Apart from bobo and hoboh who are permanently angry, but only at the wrong targets...

bobo is perfectly fine, thanks very much !

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I suspect most of these are just made up.

You lot obviously read too much Daily Mail the way you get incredibly angry at things you have no way of knowing are true or not!

They are all made up... And no one is really angry... Apart from bobo and hoboh who are permanently angry, but only at the wrong targets...

bobo is perfectly fine, thanks very much !

Speaking of yourself in the third person would indicate otherwise

[Bruce Rioja]

The words simply don't exist!