General Chit Chat

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Paddy Power are offering different odds on how the world is going to end this Friday. 1,500-1 gets you a nuclear war, with 5,000-1 that we will be conquered by aliens. These might seem like ok-ish odds, but they're limiting bets to a tenner each!
The cynic in me feels that this might be because they (Paddy Power) feel that they are possibly in danger of being sued on the day after Doomsday when they will be judged to have been picking the pockets of all the cretins that inhabit this planet

Given the fact you wouldn't be around to collect should you win it shows the intelligence level they believe their punters have

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Having just seen that GtE has posted on the Happy Christmas thread, I'm thinking of nipping down to Paddy Power to lay a bet that he's Quo bombed the thread

{I'm going in now to check out my premonition}

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Having just seen that GtE has posted on the Happy Christmas thread, I'm thinking of nipping down to Paddy Power to lay a bet that he's Quo bombed the thread

{I'm going in now to check out my premonition}

He hadn't!

[Gary the Enfield]

Having just seen that GtE has posted on the Happy Christmas thread, I'm thinking of nipping down to Paddy Power to lay a bet that he's Quo bombed the thread

{I'm going in now to check out my premonition}

He hadn't!

As if I would!

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[Lost Leopard Spot]

Marvellous... just what I was after!

[Gary the Enfield]

Marvellous... just what I was after!

Happy Birthday.

[Bruce Rioja]

£1,106 for vehicular repairs!!!!

[BWFC_Insane]

£1,106 for vehicular repairs!!!!

Feck me what are they doing, putting a new engine in?

[Bruce Rioja]

£1,106 for vehicular repairs!!!!

Feck me what are they doing, putting a new engine in?

Big service, new water pump & timing belt, new brakes all round. Ironically, the very fellow that's going to hit the roof when he sees my credit card bill is the same one that decided 'Let's keep all the cars for a 4th year to save money'.

[Harry Genshaw]

some of these things are things that I do/recognise...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/bri ... e-problems

Some of them were crackers and yes, scarily accurate

[BWFC_Insane]

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I'd have shit meself.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20778680



I'd have shit meself.

Ambitious crocodile! He's tiny.

[Worthy4England]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20778680



I'd have shit meself.

Ambitious crocodile! He's tiny.

Don't think you'd want him dangling off yer nutsack whilst swimming - tiny or not.

[Bruce Rioja]

Just wondering how in the name of Dickens did I manage to just spend £152 at Asda. Ahhh, that little lot will account for £92 of it then. Chin chin.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've got a headache. First one of the season.

[Worthy4England]

I've got a headache. First one of the season.

I didn't know there was a headache season?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've got a headache. First one of the season.

I didn't know there was a headache season?

Oh yes. It usually commences around the winter solstice and continues in fits and starts until about the 5th of January. Increasingly as I've gotten older I've managed to avoid it, but this year it snuck up on me. I've currently got a doozy, it's lasted for 36 hours so far. It didn't help that I topped it up with another session on the lash last night. My productivity at work this morning is approaching negative figures...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm ok. Productivity up to 0%, headache fading, looking forward to topping it up tonight.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Traffic in town today was a bastard.

[Bruce Rioja]

Traffic in town today was a bastard.

Just took me 5 mins to get through to Metro, who an't send me a cab for another 15 mins - ergo: I miss the train to Black Eye Friday in Manny. Still, there'll be another one along soon enough I'm sure.