TW Caption Competition Part 2

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:40 pm

Fosters introduce their new pumps, with automatic serving hand attached.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:16 pm

"Poncey foreign bottled beers aren't for me", says draught horse

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:23 pm

Lancashire Telegraph Breaking News:

New Speed Dating Fever Hits Blackburn, Sisters and Mothers Gone, Farm-Yard Animals In!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:09 am

That's nothing mate; yesterday in here we had a bird with long legs and a tight pussy and a man with a six inch pianist.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:00 pm

And the winner .....

Little Green Man wrote:"Poncey foreign bottled beers aren't for me", says draught horse

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:22 pm

communistworkethic wrote:And the winner .....

Little Green Man wrote:"Poncey foreign bottled beers aren't for me", says draught horse

Champion the Wonder Horse Punner! Ta, very much.

Next up...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:25 pm

I don't about you, but he looks a little cross to me. A littel red one in fact.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:26 pm

The last surviving WW2 Kamikazi pilot, 'Chicken' Teriaki, opened his school for the new generation but could not yet afford the planes.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 pm

communistworkethic wrote:I don't about you, but he looks a little cross to me. A littel red one in fact.

Is that any better?

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:41 pm

The football training camp opened by Drogba, Ronaldo and Van Nistlerooy didn't actually involve that much football.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:49 pm

"Sky" diving.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:03 pm

The stelios school of diving opens in beijing

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:05 pm

Confusious say "men who reap flom prane wivow palashoo, make smaw feesh............... SPRAT!!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:50 pm

Jap's high!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:06 pm

China's version of the Red Devils, the "One Jumpers", suffers from serious under-funding

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:59 pm

Real Madrid's tour of China was going great, especially the autograph signings. That was until Van Nistelrooy sneezed!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:18 am

Land of the rising son.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:48 am

Arsenal improve Asian ties with feeder club

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:45 pm

Okay! Which feckin comedian emptied the pool?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:50 pm

Little Green Man wrote: Next up...

Contrary to public belief, Japan does actually celebrate Pancake Tuesday.

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