Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Nothing a nice Tesco Value Range hamburger can't solve

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Nothing a nice Tesco Value Range hamburger can't solve

I'm typing in bed and feeling all woozy and need to lie down and then realize I'm already lying down.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Maybe you're just feeling a little....horse ?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Nothing a nice Tesco Value Range hamburger can't solve

My missus has left me some homemade leek and potato soup... I'm convinced the leeky strands looks like horsehair.

[bobo the clown]

Nothing a nice Tesco Value Range hamburger can't solve

I had a couple in the fridge so took a look at them ..... aaaaaaand, they're off !!

[mrkint]

Ahem.

[mrkint]

Though I'll be honest, I was quite worried when I got some burgers from tesco, went to the checkout, scanned them through and found that they were 7/2 joint-favourite.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Though I'll be honest, I was quite worried when I got some burgers from tesco, went to the checkout, scanned them through and found that they were 7/2 joint-favourite.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ahem.

Second favourite.

[bobo the clown]

Ahem.

Aaah.

Sorry.

A steward's enquiry is ordered.

[BWFC_Insane]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

[mrkint]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Dangerous stuff, is that man flu

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[bobo the clown]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Bob on, I'm afraid. Also if you've had the flu jab it's very, very unlikely.

You may well feel like shit & I symapthise but I've only had 'proper flu' once & frankly could barely move. If the house had set on fire I'd have tried to assess if it was likely to reach my room.

If I'd had that week to submit a winning ticket for a £10m lottery win or lose the option I'd have struggled to care.

Once you've had it you won't mistake it for simply feeling shit.

[Bruce Rioja]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

See, I thought that too.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Bob on, I'm afraid. Also if you've had the flu jab it's very, very unlikely.

You may well feel like shit & I symapthise but I've only had 'proper flu' once & frankly could barely move. If the house had set on fire I'd have tried to assess if it was likely to reach my room.

If I'd had that week to submit a winning ticket for a £10m lottery win or lose the option I'd have struggled to care.

Once you've had it you won't mistake it for simply feeling shit.

Unfortunately neither my doctor, the heart care nurse, nor the lab tests agree with you I'm afraid. And feeling like shit just about sums it up, along with can't breathe, aching limbs like lead weights and a headache that is throbbing on a similar wavelength to what blue whales communicate on are all telling me it's terminal. I made that last bit up apparently I will survive.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

See, I thought that too.

You're all full of sympathy I see

[thebish]

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Bob on, I'm afraid. Also if you've had the flu jab it's very, very unlikely.

You may well feel like shit & I symapthise but I've only had 'proper flu' once & frankly could barely move. If the house had set on fire I'd have tried to assess if it was likely to reach my room.

If I'd had that week to submit a winning ticket for a £10m lottery win or lose the option I'd have struggled to care.

Once you've had it you won't mistake it for simply feeling shit.

Unfortunately neither my doctor, the heart care nurse, nor the lab tests agree with you I'm afraid. And feeling like shit just about sums it up, along with can't breathe, aching limbs like lead weights and a headache that is throbbing on a similar wavelength to what blue whales communicate on are all telling me it's terminal. I made that last bit up apparently I will survive.

mere amateurs compared with Internet doctors Bobo and Insane!!

[bobo the clown]

Bloody right on Bish. Flu is flu.

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Bob on, I'm afraid. Also if you've had the flu jab it's very, very unlikely.

You may well feel like shit & I symapthise but I've only had 'proper flu' once & frankly could barely move. If the house had set on fire I'd have tried to assess if it was likely to reach my room.

If I'd had that week to submit a winning ticket for a £10m lottery win or lose the option I'd have struggled to care.

Once you've had it you won't mistake it for simply feeling shit.

Unfortunately neither my doctor, the heart care nurse, nor the lab tests agree with you I'm afraid. And feeling like shit just about sums it up, along with can't breathe, aching limbs like lead weights and a headache that is throbbing on a similar wavelength to what blue whales communicate on are all telling me it's terminal. I made that last bit up apparently I will survive.

Well, they're tossers .... & possibly mistreating you. Sue the bastards.

If it was PROPER flu you wouldn't care about using the laptop, or reading, or responding. Not "not be able to", additionally you wouldn't care. You wouldn't care about not caring .... & that wouldn't bother you !!

I don't want to fight you over it as
a). why would I want to ?
b). I'd beat you by blowing on you
c). I could catch whatever misdiagnosed ailment you have

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Bloody right on Bish. Flu is flu.

I've got flu. Proper flu, as in influenza, not a cold. As ill as blitherin' crin. But I've had the flu jab...

If you're typing on here and sitting up in bed, you've not got influenza.

Bob on, I'm afraid. Also if you've had the flu jab it's very, very unlikely.

You may well feel like shit & I symapthise but I've only had 'proper flu' once & frankly could barely move. If the house had set on fire I'd have tried to assess if it was likely to reach my room.

If I'd had that week to submit a winning ticket for a £10m lottery win or lose the option I'd have struggled to care.

Once you've had it you won't mistake it for simply feeling shit.

Unfortunately neither my doctor, the heart care nurse, nor the lab tests agree with you I'm afraid. And feeling like shit just about sums it up, along with can't breathe, aching limbs like lead weights and a headache that is throbbing on a similar wavelength to what blue whales communicate on are all telling me it's terminal. I made that last bit up apparently I will survive.

Well, they're tossers .... & possibly mistreating you. Sue the bastards.

If it was PROPER flu you wouldn't care about using the laptop, or reading, or responding. Not "not be able to", additionally you wouldn't care. You wouldn't care about not caring .... & that wouldn't bother you !!

I don't want to fight you over it as
a). why would I want to ?
b). I'd beat you by blowing on you
c). I could catch whatever misdiagnosed ailment you have

It does feel like Scrapie I must admit. Or anthrax. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if I've been insulted by BL3 on the who put the Sun in Sunderland thread, and then I'm going to lie down (prone rather than 35 degrees) for a bit... until I can no longer breathe again that is.
Ta ta for now (I might make it through the night).

[bobo the clown]

bless.

Night-night.

xx