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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:37 pm

Herrings and potatoes with a mango curry and Mariestads beer. 4ucking A :)
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu May 05, 2016 1:59 pm

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by LeverEnd » Fri May 06, 2016 1:37 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Herrings and potatoes with a mango curry and Mariestads beer. 4ucking A :)
Did you cook that shit yourself? I bought some herrings recently and got home to find they were untouched by the fishmonger. I then chopped off their heads and tails and pulled their guts out and baked them but they tasted like shit and were full of bones. feck that,I'll stick to boil in the bag kippers from now on.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 06, 2016 7:21 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Herrings and potatoes with a mango curry and Mariestads beer. 4ucking A :)
Did you cook that shit yourself? I bought some herrings recently and got home to find they were untouched by the fishmonger. I then chopped off their heads and tails and pulled their guts out and baked them but they tasted like shit and were full of bones. feck that,I'll stick to boil in the bag kippers from now on.
No, I was in a Gothenburg restaurant. They, unlike you clearly, know how to serve the boneless flesh of "that shit".
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by LeverEnd » Fri May 06, 2016 9:18 am

Yes I think I may have been found lacking in the preparation.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Fri May 06, 2016 10:57 am

herring, mash and peas! (no bones!)


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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 06, 2016 11:22 am

On midsummer day, the Swedes eat herring with boiled potatoes and parsley sauce, all washed down with schnaps. Swedish schnaps is the only alcoholic drink that I always refuse. Absolutely fecking bowfin'.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Wed May 11, 2016 7:33 pm

Chips in a shopping basket ✅
Fish on some rocks ✅
Plastic seaweed ✅
Fake fish-market crate ✅
Miniature table ✅



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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 11, 2016 8:01 pm

What does that bottle with a pipette contain? If it's vinegar then they can 4uck off with that one too.

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Wed May 11, 2016 8:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:What does that bottle with a pipette contain? If it's vinegar then they can 4uck off with that one too.

I was rather hoping it was a pipette of cyanide to help relieve the sheer meaningless of existence....

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 11, 2016 8:05 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:What does that bottle with a pipette contain? If it's vinegar then they can 4uck off with that one too.

I was rather hoping it was a pipette of cyanide to help relieve the sheer meaningless of existence....
I'd have unscrewed the cap and swallowed the lot in one, to save time. :D
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 11, 2016 8:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:What does that bottle with a pipette contain? If it's vinegar then they can 4uck off with that one too.
It'll be iodine to revive the flagging seaweed.

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by LeverEnd » Sat May 14, 2016 12:20 pm

Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat May 14, 2016 12:41 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
As good as the Toby all you can eat breakfast for £4.29??

Surprised you remember, after seeing the pic your friend posted on FB last night! :laugh:

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 14, 2016 12:49 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
How was the bacon ?
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat May 14, 2016 1:20 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
How was the bacon ?
They don't usually start until 12/1pm and are mainly an excuse to get absolutely hammered whilst stuffing buffet food down yer neck. You can pay £120/£140 per person for some of them.

Been to one once and that was enough for me. Pissed up wankers acting like they're someone important.

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 14, 2016 1:51 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
How was the bacon ?
They don't usually start until 12/1pm and are mainly an excuse to get absolutely hammered whilst stuffing buffet food down yer neck. You can pay £120/£140 per person for some of them.

Been to one once and that was enough for me. Pissed up wankers acting like they're someone important.
Aye, that'll be just what he needs :D
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat May 14, 2016 2:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
LeverEnd wrote:Proper posh brunch buffet at a hotel in Abu Dhabi. Never
seen anything like it. They don't do things by halves over here.
How was the bacon ?
They don't usually start until 12/1pm and are mainly an excuse to get absolutely hammered whilst stuffing buffet food down yer neck. You can pay £120/£140 per person for some of them.

Been to one once and that was enough for me. Pissed up wankers acting like they're someone important.
Aye, that'll be just what he needs :D
Given his condition yesterday he should be off the booze till next year I'd have thought.

At least fat old women were safe last night.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by LeverEnd » Sat May 14, 2016 4:28 pm

Been for a booze free bbq in the dubai desert. Rough as a badgers arse after being a self important pissed up wanker yesterday but it was great. Caught up with 2 old friends from Bolton and had a very pleasant few hours with their mates.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by General Mannerheim » Mon May 16, 2016 12:39 pm

we have a friend who has been in Abu Dhabi 18 months now, whenever anyone goes to visit its always all about the 'brunch'!!

not been myself yet, but the mrs has a few times. im not really into all getting dressed up for a session, especially in that heat.

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